DJ is not a real job

You know, it occurs to me that maybe, just maybe, Ash Regan isn't actually a team player

🚨I’m running to be your next @snp.org NEC Rep in the new Central Scotland & Lothians West Region 🗣️ I’m proud to have been the voice of Scotland’s Next Generation on NEC – and with your trust, I’ll continue to do so! So, if you’re headed to #SNP25 Conference, please vote Callum #1 for NEC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Year of violent harassment of vulnerable people outside hotels = silence, no action. Some people painted on a plane/oppose some genocide =

Most happy that our resolutions have made the final agenda. If you've got an experience going through either an autism or ADHD diagnosis in Scotland (good or bad), then I'd very much like to hear from you and my dms are open. Important that policy is driven by lived experience. Yours. Yes, you.

Hard to see how this isn't negligent ecocide.

External examiner board ratify my grade challenge 2025

SNP friends + delegates, I’m standing for Disabled Members’ Convener + West West Scotland NEC rep. As an NHS worker + activist, I’ll be a voice for common sense + accountability, working to empower disabled members + win this May. Let’s win this, vote Michael number 1💛.

Yet my groomsmen have so far failed to say that to my sword collection

Losing yet another MSP day one of conference is always a good look for a party that's trying to frame itself as one of government in 7 months.

It's concerning seeing good indy folk still actively posting on x. Who do you think will still read your takes on fash dot com? Free yourselves and call your friends.

Poll numbers in the toilet, daily political embarrassments and the new phase 2 solution is the most embarrassing failed recycled Blair idea yet. Like 95% of other initiatives planned by Starmer, that wasn't in their manifesto, I don't actually see it happening.

Had to start using a semi-permanent crutch due to ✨ disability ✨ Update: shocked at how much easier literally everything is. Furious that I wasted weeks pretending I was too tough to need one, when I could’ve been doing dramatic cane flourishes in doorways like a discount 5e wizard.

Labour: "hmm Reform's immigration sums just don't add up, golly." What they should be saying is "jfc, this is modern fascism, here's what we're going to do for legal migration".

In a good place right now. Not mentally, just at Loch Fyne

Got bi-visabilitied in bi-visabilitity week at the pub tonight and feeling very validated.

Douglas Ross here with the aura and attitude of a classic playground bully complaining to the teacher that someone has finally decked him for being a bully but hasn't actually been, last time anyone checked, decked.

Happy 11 year anniversary to the long term low level depression void that is filled with the thoughts of what could have been.

I'm beginning to think this entire enterprise was sort of doomed from the start given its two defacto leaders have the teamwork skills of Tom and Jerry, but without any of the charm.

Remember when certain folks at the Fringe insisted they were victims of “cancel culture”? Wild how silence suddenly suits them now. Guess rules only apply one way.

If you'll excuse me, I'm away to bump up my direct debit @plaidcymru.bsky.social

SNP Conference delegates. Friends, by now, you'll have received your delegates choice email. I'd be most grateful if you could keep going until you get to the end and rank 47 as high as you can. It's a crucial issue for thousands of Scots that we've ignored for years.

Halfway through s3 of Star Trek:SNW and thoroughly enjoying it despite the amateurish behavior of some of the crew. Oh, is that a strange glowing orb I see, in a strange new world? Don't mind if I play catch with it and hope it doesn't blow up in my face. Come on ensign

"The grotesque chaos of a Labour government - a Labour government..." www.thenational.scot/politics/254...

He was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct. He had children, as do many vile people. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Hearing that Starmer has full confidence in a colleague usually means they're not long for their office.

Really Dougie? Douglas? Douglas. First time? First time you say. A bill blocked by government you say. Dangerous contempt for democracy you say. Memory and political acumen of a goldfish.

You know, there's something about reshuffles that just don't make sense. Especially a year into a new govt. You spend years as a shadow minister developing expertise and relationships in extremely complex and specialist areas to be reshuffled into a new brief that you know nothing about.

I'm all for compassionate politics, but it's hard to extend that to someone who supported wrecking support for disabled people, throwing queer folk under the bus, keeping the 2 child cap, and funneling arms to a genocidal regime. Celebrate whenever someone with that kind of record leaves power.

Weirdly glad to see Polanski passing the first test. It's reasonable and proportional to arrest someone who incites violence. Weirder that the PM and health secretary disagree but PA is a red line.

Disappointed to hear this. I disagree with MV a lot but she's one of the few sitting labour MSPs with a moral compass. Which regretfully is a disqualifying characteristic in Sarwar's labour party.

Spent my last week of annual leave doing very little other than playing Pokémon Arceus. Everyone at work will ask me what I did on holiday. Do I lie and say “traveled” or “saw friends”? Or do I tell the truth: I spent 40 hours hiding in a bush, taking notes on how often a Geodude rolls around.

Imagine being so evil that you look at the Tories refugee policies think, nah, we can top that. That's Kier Starmer and Yvette Cooper.

this is what glasgow city council is warning about btw. the uk government is engaging in policies designed to overwhelm council homelessness services and destroy social cohesion while making life miserable for our most vulnerable populations - refugees and other homeless people alike

Obvs I have no time for any flogger of fascism, like Simpson, but it is also objectively funny how much Russell Findley's own MSPs absolutely loathe him.

JFC on a bike do you hear yourself? Analysis from humanity.

After years of waiting for the fun funicular to actually work, we finally got to the top. Hell of a view.

EXCLUSIVE: Police Scotland's consideration to use live facial recognition technology is 'not justifiable,' SNP members have said In a motion submitted to their upcoming conference, members have said it would be a 'radical departure' from the force's policy to police by consent

Delighted to have found a sport I'm actually good at. #kingshit

If this was any other party Sarwar, Ballie etc would be the first to demand to know who knew what when and resign regardless. Weak statement.

Tendons, are important, and I'd advise against (partially) tearing them.

Status of my copy of Frankly. May God have mercy on my soul

About to watch the naked gun at Cineworld the now, had time to kill and fully support the resurrection of comedies. But. I always forget that the UK cinema industry, on its knees, is held up by the MOD and Sergie the meerkat. The most unholy alliance.

Actually compelled by how good 25 has been for gaming so far. DS2 KCD2 Clair Obscura (I'll play u one day) Mafia old country is next on the list tho.

Just completed Death Stranding 2: on the beach, and isn't Kojima such a magnificent artist. 10/10 masterpiece of a game. Soundtrack, gameplay, message and delivery. Truly just a lovely piece of art about the value of connections and dance numbers.

NHS staff using racial slurs (under oath) seems to me to be a pretty good reason for increasing EDI training and funding in public services. Just saying.

Me: I won’t die for anyone. There are no Messiahs left. Stand up for yourself. Finnie: exists Me: …I've changed my mind.

*Logs onto BS* Bs: I'm entitled to a serf to deliver my little treats, it's ableist to say otherwise. Me, a disabled person: *immediately logs off*

Company: I'm running late, really sorry. Michael: oh no, you mean I get to do my favourite thing and sit in a pub for a bit with a gose? How will I cope