Me when it happens

Leave it in

Being in fear is worse

Loud car exhausts

The throat. Because why tf are the holes for swallowing & breathing so close?

Donkey Kong

Wicked

Rarely

Mahogany Teakwood

Northeast United States

Thanksgiving

Night owl

When it’s at 1/4

I swear…this is one of the top 5 things about working from home — not having to memorize the faces of all the triflin men to avoid because they who didn’t wash their hands after using the restroom.

Invasion

OMG…yes! I went there a few months ago and they kept having streets closed off for seemingly no reason. I kept having to take detours. And then it was hell trying to find parking remotely near where I wanted to go.

Saquon needs to get a pardon from Fat Satan for the atrocious season he’s having. #ETTD

Chocolate chip cookies

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Star Trek: The Next Generation

What if Variety contacted Kendrick directly and, just to f*ck with them, he said “Yeah. That’s exactly what it means”?

BBW Wallflowers $2.75 today! No code!

It’s extra satisfying when a Black Republican loses. #Virginia #Governor #ElectionDay

Yes! Because there’s definitely a difference between hearing someone speak and *listening* to what they’re saying.

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🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79

Sure would. Don’t miss out on some top-notch loving just cuz y’all work together.

One of the (many) legal gaps that needs to be filled after this nightmare is over is to prohibit federal law enforcement agencies from using federal funds to create propaganda videos with anyone in custody. This is all about spectacle and content creation, remove the incentive and the means

Yeah, I’m the same way. I’ve complimented women on their ear lobes, hairline, the inside of her forearm, her pigeon toed feet, her calves… If it’s in any way attractive to me, she’s gonna hear about it.

1. Cracklin’ Oat Bran 2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch 3. Honey Bunches of Oats In that order.

I think it was 3 or 4 months

I just saw a commercial telling people how to invest their 401Ks & retirement in cryptocurrency Y’all. For the love of Christ, PLEASE do not do that. PLEASE. Tell the elders. Tell the kids early in their career. Between the volatility and the SEC being unwilling to prosecute fraud, do NOT do this.

ABOLISH ICE. Pass it on.

Toothpaste ➡️ Water ➡️ Brush It’s the law.

Seriously…he should do his entire set in Spanish. Not a single word of English.

Thoughtful > expensive

I couldn’t agree more. I love Wikipedia.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

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Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. When the season premier of your favorite show is a great episode 2. Waking up well-rested 3. Having a full tank of gas 4. Having a woman rub my bald head 5. When you see your server bringing your food to the table

In my preferred size of 16 oz… 1 cream and 2 heaping tablespoons of sugar.

I might be a little obsessed with actors who have convincing American/British accents. I dunno…I just think it’s an amazing skill when they pull it off.

I removed this show from my watchlist after I completed season 2. It’s not holding my interest.

You know what just occurred to me? Of all the people I know who own guns, none of them have pictures of themselves brandishing them. People on the right love doing that sh*t.

Exactly!

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