gmeow test https://www.ondora.xyz/network/ethereum/interactions/0x4c503f82a657d7908e3fe46018c2a248739633756a94d7389ea384053ab50181

this is literally me

manifesting “bluesky baddie” as the word of the year 2023

my secret crush followed me back on bluesky, please everyone act like im the coolest person on the site

nothing sluttier than reading at a cafe

This meme is what @bunny.bsky.social says my non-crypto portfolio looks like

overhead: im not autistic, im too in-tune with people’s feelings no no you’re just an autistic empath

im gonna create a whole new identity for this site i think

i have gotten a lot of dms, and the beta list is not chronological in order of initial signup. we randomized the emails when we validated them and then gave out invites in order of email responses. also if you were spamming me for invites on twitter i probably muted you

bro imagine complaining to the bluesky ceo that you didn’t get a special invite to join and had to ask a friend—like everyone else

bluesky threads are called chemtrails

*gets less that 10 likes per minute on a post* is bluesky dead?

dear diary, my internet crush hasn’t yet followed me back on bluesky, yet keeps on tweeting at me—what does this mean

people are way more fun here (they like my posts more than on twitter)

i’ll start telling people im a bluesky influencer. what are they gonna do, factcheck me? they can’t even access the app

can someone give me access codes? need to invite all my exes and show them how cool i am on this app

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is AGI Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Close Your Eyes Haha

It’s ya boi

i feel bad when the bluesky app crashes because im an empath

guy who doubledowns on twitter for being a true contrarian

who trynna be the first person to get married off bluesky

life is what happens between things being over and being so back

high bluesky follower count is ran thru behavior

check the chain

app.ondora.xyz just don’t crash the site pls

where the bluesky baddies at

who is building messages on blue sky—i need to slide into people’s DMs

Let’s set a world record together and get the most liked post on Bluesky.

my biological clock is ticking (i am running out of time to equally shitpost across every social platform)