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EDITORIAL: David Frum has locked us in an office. He is completely naked and pressing his dick and balls against the glass door, and trying to wink at us but he doesn't know how. He is threatening to stop doing this if we don't keep paying him to write for the paper. Does anyone have $150k

skeets? shipping daniel and lorentz? journos attempting to dunk on our Jay? the hell is going on over here

ok the content moderation is goated

rip immaculate vibes (4/9/23-4/19/23)

such an improvement to the TL when you only roll out to iOS

anyone else notice the TL quality decrease following the android launch?

someone you follow just subscribed to getty!

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Jay is doing so good here, Jay appreciation post

we need more linkedin poasting up in here

bluesky is a dating app

you’ve heard shape rotators and wordcels, but what about iphone rotators and poorcels? in this essay i will discuss the impact of ios only launches on soc—

ahhhh how are there no drafts just typed a not-tweet then canceled to workshop later and 🪄 it’s gone

feeling pro agi

the lack of likes tab and its consequences will be a disaster for the simp race

pro tip: repost and like your own content for extra dopamine (engagement notifications)

rip immaculate vibes (4/9/23-4/11/23)

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pls, we need view counts

twitter but make the vibes immaculate

the lack of dark mode on web app is good UX imo. helps the android people understand the pain we feel when we see green texts

he said it

i love it here

such an improvement to the TL when you only roll out to iOS

if you triple click like the number goes up by three

this is what elon took from us

algo still a WIP i see

shopping for new bluesky domains

tengri is such a great name for a public square

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wait then what were you using twitter for

i liked the TL better when all the clout chasers weren’t here

selling birdapp invites— $50 obo

ah shit here we go again

i sent two follows back in autumn, you must not have got 'em

bluesky is a dating app

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dear navid, i never followed but you still keep followin. i tried the mute, report, but still no block there at the bottom

high bluesky follower count is ran thru behavior

why is my face dox top result under what’s hot???

it’s so nice to have a safe space free from AIpoasting e/acc and threadooors

be careful!! was just told growingdaniel is not actually growing daniel

imagine having more followers on birdapp than bluesky. embarrassing