dread necromancer is crazy. this is my *mount*

my dread necromancer is at the point where I'm putting down one of each mini on the battlefield and using dice to indicate how many there actually are

playing a D&D necromancer has this really interesting angle wherein my eyes light up proportionally to how terrifying our enemy is

40K TOTAL WAR!!!!

Fellow writers! "Kill your darlings," is standard writing advice that is often misinterpreted or misapplied, so show me an example of your darling survivors I'll start

it took making fun of that little paul dano boy on a podcast to snap the populace out of hypnotic curse miramax warlocks placed on them decades ago

fun fact: writing is the most effective way to end up having written an entire book someday. unfortunately not many people know this

thinking about morrowind again

sometimes my dog steals a *tiny* bit of my food, just to see what it's like. for ex. she ate 1/4th of a box of fries one time then sat by the remainder like the guy who killed John Lennon

huge d&d achievement unlocked - reanimated a zombie dragon. I just have a zombie dragon now. I have to buy and paint a mini of the zombie dragon, which I control

genuine question - what is a normal distance for people to walk with their dogs in a day?

I’ve found the perception of BM as a “dude book” very odd for this reason: imo, it’s very specifically about the awful, endless violence men will commit and what we do with that legacy, how we can en masse choose to (or be conditioned to) forget it or willfully reinterpret it to be something Good

had some genuinely heart-wrenching emergent story happen in D&D today. The wormrider lost her worm. The necromancer crossed a major and traumatic threshold, ever closer to lichdom. all in what was supposed to be a fairly routine "kill and retrieve" encounter

God damn it, @loosf.bsky.social gave me a new brainworm by showing me this image and telling me that Guts from Berserk is an Elric, even though Griffith got the looks. I am forever going to be looking for the Eternal Champion in every story I see from now on Shadow is totally an Elric fursona, too

i love her so much

The real fun of digging into the furtive world-conjuring of Elden Ring is seeing in it a kind of jaundiced repudiation of the other epic fantasy which concerns rings

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

i miss writing lol

I'm a big chunk of the way through the Horus Heresy books now and unfortunately am now a guy with opinions about Primarchs smh

this madlad actually maxxed a Runescape account in Jesus' name. incredible stuff tbh

CHAOS WARRIOR

swear to god, huskies and husky mixes understand the Overton window and consistently strive to shift it

tes6 is going to be ass [negative]

succumbing to trendiness and developing my own house hot dog configuration. it'll be japanese fusion nonsense for sure.

the dog is now better at roughhousing than I am. My only advantage is controlling spacing since I can step in/out of her pounce range while she's springing up Otherwise she is fully capable of bringing me to the ground and keeping me there, honestly. I can grapple a little but only if she lets me

all magic cards are at least a little annoying

i hate that my brain now fills in everything about magic cards just from their art. pure semiotics. there were no logical steps between seeing this image and worrying about the other combo piece dropping.

came up with a Magic card design that would fit in great with the current state of the game: Simic Necropotence - Enchantment 1UG Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control: draw a card If you would discard a card, instead put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. Then draw a card

2011 me never expected that 1. Skyrim's sequel would take 15 years and 2. that no one would care when it came out very sad stuff

I've now played a Dread Necromancer (3.5e) from 1 to 16 and have a lot of thoughts (that no one on Earth cares about anymore)

now that my dog is grown, playing with her resembles a sort of toothy kickboxing sport. i actually have to try.

love to see Bad Moon on the tl

had a transcendent order of shrimp tacos yesterday and everything seems that much better now

runescape is the most calvinist video game. i will not elaborate

pangs of regret (should have ordered the calamari)

realizing I haven't posted the big girl in a while

dog stole a couple bites of my cheesesteak during a moment of lapsed attention. true philly girl

they should do a show about an alcoholic detective. has anyone thought of that?

i can't keep up with this shit, is he probably a groyper or definitely one

ever since i was a young lad i knew i wanted to be a key stakeholder

Are you really "not making enough progress" or is it just that your expectations of yourself outpace both what you'd expect of anyone else *and* the laws of physics

Japanese obaasan (grandmothers) are some of the most powerful lifeforms on the planet. It's been this way for nearly 500y, as evidenced by the female warrior Akai Teruko, who in her 70s became known as "the strongest woman of Japan’s Warring States period." www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...

actually can we please do this

Hey why is it that when I pay for a streaming service, the show looks shittier than if I had procured it elsewhere? What's up with that

It seemed like such a good idea to paint my Chaos Space Marines as a mixed chapter + in original traitor legion colors turns out it's kind of a pain in the ass

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

you guys remember Dance Dance Revolution?