“Here is your button!” cried Frog.

This month, we will be donating our profits from sales on Sundays to the Alameda County Community Food Bank. This nation’s present leadership, which we already knew to be venal, are committed to yet more vile acts against our most vulnerable neighbors.

should we check on Zibby

I cannot tell why it was exactly

undone by the fact that San Francisco’s bullshit muralist menace, fnnch, painted a mural that is NOT ai, ok, it’s just a mural of a bird based on an ai generated photo. Of a bird. For some reason

maybe I’m a huge idiot that doesn’t understand politics but prop 50……….. idk

sick of seeing everyone all mad that Julia Fox dressed as assassination day Jackie Kennedy without anyone mentioning that Divine did it first!!!!!

I don’t know what nasty Instagram algorithm shit decided I would like seeing Luigi Mangione fan fiction but I would like to not ever ever see anything of that nature

I woke up from a nap where I was having a bad dream and now I’m slightly scared, very cross and overheated. god how I hate naps

This Lily Allen song Ruminating is reminding me of a David Gray 2000s production moment in the best way

loooove when a Murder She Wrote episode is called like, Road Closed Ahead or Roadkill and they’ve got truck drivers or Jessica’s encountered a crew of drag racing teens etc

Bought 3 new-to-me beauty products that actually work so well and smell really good and I love them?? ??ok ….. It’s like what’s next, I have to buy them and happily use them for the rest of my life ??

the shower you take after deep cleaning the house all day is a heaven grade shower

Only Murders in the Building is simply a delight to behold

moon’s a sliver!!!!

Daniel Lurie reminds me of a dad in like, Dennis the Menace or some such media where he’s always going PLEASE do NOT hit father with slingshot! Do not do it son!! But meanwhile, guess what Dennis is doing

heard Cuomo has a Cro Mags tattoo and this changes everything 😔

it is my last day being 35 and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem!!! No I don’t really know what I mean by this !!!!!!

“I just hope the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off” absolutely underrated line delivery on that one, unbelievably funny of course but also with the proper amount of resigned melancholy

Twin Peaks: The foggy woods of Twin Peaks.

I’ve been carefully chipping at the White House facade with a small, crude stone tool for decades and he just bulldozes it down ???

I have another idea for you.

Friendship set was so perfect 😭 they played all my faves 😭 and I did cry irl

put on my personally selected Best Of Carly Rae Jepsen at the store and the vibes have never been higher

well ok so a fly flew into my shirt and burrowed underneath my boob? And I thought it was dead but then it was not? So I had to kill it inside of my own shirt???? Mind you, I’m at work and also hollering incoherently

this whale carries the everlasting mail!

veep laughing nervously what the fuck voice: oh 11:45 set time ok cool! That’s so cool I am definitely …. Going to …. Cool! That’s a great time

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not done being annoying about this but I’ll keep y’all posted as to when that might be :)

It’s always some joker calling about a book I’ve never fucking heard of titled like “down the well at thidby hall” then getting sassy that it’s POD and will take forever to arrive, saying such things as “well I need it in one hour so I’m going to look ELSEWHERE.” Ok best of luck!!! With that!!!!!

Russ Ballard writing the hit singles! We love our Miami Vice soundtrack king and we love Ace! RIP, you were the coolest KISS guy no question

for six thousand years—and no one knows how many millions of ages before

It’s good to know that by ordering food through a delivery app I have unlocked $77 off of a LaserAway procedure! It’s good for me to know things like that

going to order weird (chipotle) tacos for lunch, going to see mammoth grinder tomorrow, cold enough to wear my big weird coats again, it’s all looking up folks

This is a terrific essay. I ate it in three or four giant bites and now am full.

Our very own Elizabeth has written a stunningly good piece. We very highly recommend it.

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We wager this beautiful, (and sometimes painful) essay in the Oakland Review of Books will capture the hearts of all those who love books and who love Oakland, in equal measure. It certainly captured ours. #books #bookreviews #writingcommunity #writing

This is really beautiful, just as an essay itself, but also a picture of how deep engagement with a book & reading can look

gonna be even more annoying about it, not sorry at all

sorry, going to be annoying about this for a little bit

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🥲 I have a new piece out today with ORB! Would love for you to read it. Truly a labor of care on everyone’s part & I’m grateful for that & the insistence that off kilter, slightly dark work Around Books fits & is in fact, the point. ORB forever! Messy girls with mental health challenges forever!!

when I worked at Pegasus, everyone on shift took turns playing music. When Black Messiah came out we were playing it multiple times a day, checking in with each other like “kind of want to hear this again… you guys good with that?” Must have been a million times. Deeply imprinted in my brain.

wait I’m losing it thinking about “serious” non fiction books starting to do sprayed edges

How it is, there is no telling