I’m beef

sometimes you have to get on an airplane very short notice but still get a lucky exit row window seat for a 5 hour flight, but maybe you will have to eat almonds at the same time as the stranger next to you reading ayn rand. entropy

dear perverts please survive

what then!!

drawing balloon animals, gimmee animals to draw as balloons. thank you 🎈

thievery

Do care did ask + ily

"wait wait scroll back to that video"

You are so handsome

🔆🔆🔆

god. gouache on paper

me discussing my favorite Siouxise Sioux and the Banshees albums with your bf 8 floors up who's gonna dick me down in an owl fursuit partial

i would enjoy being eaten by a giant squid i think

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

more of the weed smokers #furryart

PC creatures

vent// feeling very very very overwhelmed; i don’t know how to get my bearings and get done what i need to, let alone all the stuff i desperately want to spend my time working on

burnout burnout burnout

I wish you all a very nice rapture

everyone needs to get weirder

Its nothing a true loves kiss and 6 tequila shots and a head injury and a loving man in my life and free therapy for a year and friends within walking distance and a half pound of ketamine and a good cry and a new Joanna Newsom record wont fix!

They have this button on the right hand column that in addition to public shaming, lets you shame them in other useful ways

lycanthrovulation; definition— 1. the phenomenon i have recently been experiencing when i suddenly go dog mode and within 8-12 hours realize im ovulating 2. the potentiality of a zygote is my full moon, that’s actually pretty fuckin cool

posted this to insta

They cook

We came to clown, but somehow he caught feelings instead

cow who is thinking about barn cats 🤔

Last night’s therapeutic art of to-night’s therapeutic jaunt to the gay bar.

Twilight sparkle in the benz

beast

that kind of silky custard that leaves a film in your mouth but like,, a pleasant one (w/ a thick brûlée + raspberries are Crucial)

Need jax to be put into a lynchian hell adventure

something self indulgent about bulls and balls in a darkroom 🥴

goblin assassin

3am awooga phone drawings ⁽ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵘᵖ ⁺ ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ ᵇᵘᵇᵇˡᵉˢ ᶦⁿ ᶜˡᶦᵖ⁾

the balls are done but it’s way too late so i’m gonna post em tomorrow. call this what it is: blue balling all of bluesky

virgin spring patreon.com/dramamine

cat train

yearning

time to start reposting a Lot more porn lol

this is an attempt to prepare my followers for the fact that i’m probably gonna finish my first NSFW art in god knows how long—AND i’m probably gonna post it here despite it being incredibly self indulgent balls worship with my sona 🥴

overlap

emergency & me (2022)

Holy crap! There's an ACTUAL NUMBER for PayPal in this! PayPal is NOTORIOUS for never giving out numbers!!! This is pure gold!

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

how much DIY electrolyte “hydration multiplier” powder mix does a guy have to make to get to piss on someone around here ??