Oh my god

just realised i can recognise almost every live song on my playlist by the applause at the start…..

Why I don’t use spotify: The bottom two lines aren’t even in the song, nor is anything even close to that. Also, “DOOOBLE DEE DAR ETCETERA”

You, will, die You are well and truly very fucked

The idea that Till Lindemann may have died due to asphyxiation via tinned spaghetti is so fucking funny to me

Alestorm spitting bars as usual

My phone glitched while playing this video today and it wouldn’t let me exit it.

I'm cool with using "gay" as an insult for straight people but can we also normalize using "straight" as an insult for gay people

Its this one today

i dont trust people who use the choco cooky font

Had a dream the upcoming Samsung tri-fold had a CD reader slot for Gamecube discs on one side, for DS cartridges on the other and even an adapter for GBA and GB cartridges. Now that would be a must buy.

dont open the snaps people send you for snapstreaks incase it makes you question who you actually trust

Rammstein megamix 2002 lowkey isnt shit

Yo-ho, put your dick in a blender

Flashback to when I called a geez “Rainbow” as an inside joke for months until I learned he came out as gay the year before

I have week-long periods every couple of months where I listen to Homo Dance by Alexander Marcus on repeat

rare aesthetic: having your name as a 4 letter keyboard slam with the middle letters swapped around so you dont sound like a knockoff xkcd

my ego changes from week to week and theres no inbetween

Every now and then tiktok recommends me videos of some russian grandma doing exercise while either chop suey, engel or du hast plays in the background. It’s irrefutably peak.

Microsoft can go to hell trying to cram copilot into every inch of their shitty OS. The only copilot I’m interested in is Klaus.

I love inspirobot

sometimes i feel like i'm never gonna find another person that i just totally click with and find a deep connection with. i mean like more than a regular friend and more like a best friend or partner, and they're like your go-to for literally anything and you're the same for them, (1/10)

I'm really gonna do it I'm gonna chop off my own head

Gee, I'm sure glad I managed to grab some RAM before the price hikes.

I actually accomplished something today

got an xbox rog ally and only 15.6/24GB of RAM are usuable wtf

hi i like this gif

fuck it 2027 gonna be my year #lifegoals

too fousund un twentee sicks

hey, cock, and fuck your balls

ykw the cookie monster had a point

bluesky will never beat twitter.

fuck politics

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Fun fact: when i was 6 years old i genuinely thought it was illegal for people to talk in songs

i enjoy the cycle of twitter everytime a new iphone gets launched: - Announcement: “Holy fucking shit its so ugly” Release: “Holy fucking shit its so shit” 6 months on: “Actually, holy fucking shit its beautiful”

who tf were danny and lisa, and why did they take daron away from the strangest places

my plan is to overtake @thepoopster.bsky.social on yt and then dip

nobody told me how good the 2nd law was and that makes me sad :(

james blunt once said “you’re beautiful” so i must be beautiful

hi i like rammstein. this probably concludes my bluesky posting journey.

rule #1: never a trust a southerner to cook christmas dinner

Finding accounts to follow here and damn

inferior twitter innit