You know what, at this point, I'd rather go back to 1605. Sure, they didn't have any video games, but at least you could blow up Parliament!

And you have a mysterious ancient face.

I have been desperate for years to jump into my PS1 and have an affair with Bob the Builder's wife!

Ehhheheeeeh, the toilets have big enough gaps for me to come and see you!

Watch out everyone CADDY'S COMING TO GET YOU THROUGH THE TV!

Elmo and his 3 dancing crucifixes

Hey, have you seen my shoes? They're not answering my texts.

Hey everyone, I'm Caddicarus. I'm drowning for fun!

JESUS WHERE IS MY PARENT

YOU CAN EVEN KICK THE CHILDREN!

WHO CALLED THEMSELVES HALALMEAT?!

Let me into that broad and manly head of yours! Or at least let me sit on it. Your hair looks like a sofa.

UNEXPECTED EXPLOSION

What is it with this game and excrement?

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them CHEAT AT VIDEO GAMES

If you know anything about me, I may not be stubborn... but I am extremely stubborn.

SpongeBob SkyPants?!

So with that, Congress stepped up to the podium and said FINE! Here's Crash Purple and Spyro Orange.

Waternoose looks like a raisin and Sulley here has more teeth than face.

I've got a spot-om on my bottom!

And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!

Move aside Kratos, Gingerbread Man has the better game!

And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!

Oh no Shrek... please don't slam me in my soup...

What is it with this game and excrement?

And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!

Say hello to Captain Bermuda Triangle!

It feels like the second coming of Christ, and the first coming was already pretty good.

You're looking very marketable today!

Hohoho! I love stepping on my son!

I'VE LOST IT NOW!

Is that feeling déjà vu... or have I eaten too many olives again?

What you have here is a basic beat-em-up with puzzles, if your idea of a puzzle is doing a big fart on a rat.

Move aside Kratos, Gingerbread Man has the better game!

This game opens up with you sucking farts out of a pig.

DOCTOR CORTEKS KIDNAPPES THE CREAM GIRL - THEIONI, in order for the cream to fill HIS ELOVIE

Nobody can clink the clonk as good as Crash Badinkydonk.

Judging by this music... it sounds like we're off to Shrek's funeral.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, all day long... cause someone cut the brakes

Either this game has no plot or Kojima wrote it.

You're looking very marketable today!

Oh man I am hungry I am gonna go make some dinner I cannot make any dinner because I have to play this game I must buy bread and milk from the shops later to make my dinner so I suppose I could not make my dinner

Say hello to Captain Bermuda Triangle!

HELLO DOCTOR! I'M CRAYOLA MAN!

And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!

What you have here is a basic beat-em-up with puzzles, if your idea of a puzzle is doing a big fart on a rat.

Hey, have you seen my shoes? They're not answering my texts.

Am I playing Up or The Avengers?

English! Too much hard for you? Go on school!

Hi! I'm compost!