Ehhheheeeeh, the toilets have big enough gaps for me to come and see you!

Oh no! My nagging wife just got captured by a human grandfather clock!

Ehhheheeeeh, the toilets have big enough gaps for me to come and see you!

Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SkyPants?!

Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, chubby little cubby with BLACK DEAD EYES

JESUS WHERE IS MY PARENT

I'm British, which means you probably hate me.

Oh no Shrek... please don't slam me in my soup...

So with that, Congress stepped up to the podium and said FINE! Here's Crash Purple and Spyro Orange.

Welcome to my Arabian toilet!

And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!

Watch out everyone CADDY'S COMING TO GET YOU THROUGH THE TV!

Move aside Kratos, Gingerbread Man has the better game!

SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Yeah, give me the wheel, lady! I feel like drinking the BODILY NECTAR FROM MY ENEMY

Hey guys it's me it's Caddicarus and I am very proud to announce my new gameplay channel, Forehead Gaming

Everyone knows who Jetix Magazine is!

WHO CALLED THEMSELVES HALALMEAT?!

We play another minigame for about a minute, watch Tigger get possessed by Beelzebub and then we're stuck in a loading screen.

Has anyone got the salt and vinegar? I wanna put this fish out of its misery.

Either this game has no plot or Kojima wrote it.

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delays on your journey today but a mental infant has decided to grab each end of the train and pull it apart. Thank you.

Can I pay you in screws?

Oh man I am hungry I am gonna go make some dinner I cannot make any dinner because I have to play this game I must buy bread and milk from the shops later to make my dinner so I suppose I could not make my dinner

Please hold me

My peepee got confused and it fell off!

WHO MADE THIS MUSIC AND HOW CAN I LEGALLY ASSASSINATE THEM?!

I'VE LOST IT NOW!

Oh nooooo I'm about to dieeeeeee

Hey there Nemo, nice to meet you! I'm a TWAT!

Buzz looks like a burn victim, and Woody looks like he just survived Chernobyl.

That's all I ever do with my life. I'm either playing Crash or being an American traitor.

I've got a spot-om on my bottom!

Move aside Kratos, Gingerbread Man has the better game!

You know that Lara Croft? The millionaire explorer with handguns and a mysterious family history? I know how to make her character more meaningful! GIVE HER A TUMOR!

Hi! I'm compost!

You're looking very marketable today!

Why can't I kill the innocent?!

If I wanted to watch random people I don't care about engage in illegal dog fights in the woods, I'd just watch that instead!

Has anyone got the salt and vinegar? I wanna put this fish out of its misery.

"Wood & Water Rage" sounds like something you catch when you're pregnant.

At least we're all underwater right now because that means you can't see the tears in my eyes.

Hey there Nemo, nice to meet you! I'm a TWAT!

Do I want bad stats, or bad stats with one stat that isn't as bad as the other stats? ...Yeah I think I'll go with that one.

Now this is a story all about how I caught ebola and then I died

Oh don't worry Elastigirl, I know what's on the other side... YOUR HUSBAND'S DECONSTRUCTED FACE.

WHO MADE THIS MUSIC AND HOW CAN I LEGALLY ASSASSINATE THEM?!

My peepee got confused and it fell off!

Wait a second. That isn't a bee. It's a hand passing me Bee Movie on the