I'm cool with using "gay" as an insult for straight people but can we also normalize using "straight" as an insult for gay people

So what happens when Pinocchio tells a half-truth

I can't believe Nintendo invented homosexuality

pomni had this dream completely at random and then said “That dream again…” PLEASE believe me

caught in 4k

Started my morning throwing up right after stepping out of the shower, I feel like shit but at least I get to dodge my responsibilities for today

Awesome Super Mario game: Evil and intimidating Verdana font:

Still an issue over one year later

Basic guide to anonymous hairs on shower walls One short hair: Harmless One long hair: Icky but still harmless Clump of long hairs: Do not go near that thing it is toxic and will kill you Clump of short hairs: Don't even step into the bathroom Hairs in drains don't count they can be ignored

I like how the world of Family Guy is kinda just real life but everyone reacts to things with like a tenth of the severity they should. Like something super crazy and absurd could spontaneously occur and the most anyone would do is go "👀"

I'm not even close to being 30 but the fact that people born in 1996 are turning 30 this year is just crazy to me

The song's called Uptown Funk because if it was Downtown Funk all the music would be drowned out by car horns and loud engines and Bruno Mars would be coughing every few seconds

I just left out a very loud absolutely manic laugh before remembering it's past 11 PM and now my entire family is going to kill me

feeling this really hard again. this has how i've felt like every other night these past couple weeks

The entire past few weeks for me has been like Left brain: "I want to make something please" Right brain: "lol no"

Mario can survive underwater for so long because his lungs are actually pocket dimensions that can hold an infinite amount of oxygen

sometimes i feel like i'm never gonna find another person that i just totally click with and find a deep connection with. i mean like more than a regular friend and more like a best friend or partner, and they're like your go-to for literally anything and you're the same for them, (1/10)

i'm on the rat side of youtube again

We are going back in time to a couple of days ago to dub this post. That's right. We are going back in time to a couple of days ago to dub this post! Based on a post from @littlepaisano.bsky.social

So why is my feed suddenly 95% politics now

I'll make sure to avoid entering any movie theaters on March 27th, then

This is probably the coolest thing I've ever done in #SMM2 (I'm Toadette) #Mario #MarioMaker2 #SuperMarioMaker2

Not me walking around my room at night and jumping out of my skin upon seeing my own reflection in my mirror out of the corner of my eye

Honestly most Christmas songs are pretty annoying tbh

If Dracula cums is it edraculation

discord review: four stars would recommend 👍

You either an Alpha male, Beta male, Classic male, Indev male, Infdev male, or Release male

I've known of Banjo & Kazooie for at least ten years and only just realized they're named after instruments..........

mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works

Only Bluesky would raise hell over a fictional character in a short comedy animation disposing an entire chicken

I think this is the most miserable video I've ever witnessed. AI videos are already so uncanny they literally make me feel sick to my stomach, and the breakneck pace and deflating pessimism only make it worse. I've seen actual gore videos more comfortable to watch than this.

Pretty soon all sex will be banned unless you're doing it with a robot

I think my entire life has been leading up to this one joke

I was gonna post something but completely forgot what it was so uh... hi :)

got bored and remade this meme in HD

I do not like green turkey and yams I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

YouTube shorts Blender tutorials: "Don't make your roll of paper towels like this! Instead, create a sphere and set the "Vertical Stretch" value to 10, add 23 loop cuts, save and quit, shove a paper towel into your graphics card, then open the project and now you have a model of a paper towel roll"

Imagine if Two and a Half Men gets revived in 2026 but this time it's two men and a demiboy

post something random or you'll have a december

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

There's nothing more satisfying

Leaked clip from Coyote vs. Acme

I just found @crashfan03.bsky.social on Reddit randomly wtf Feels like seeing an old teacher at the grocery store

Why am I the most productive whenever I'm staying up all night god I feel so sleep deprived

Playing Cookie Clicker on my computer and three other idle games on my phone all at the same time so I can waste time 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲

My three kinds of fears 1. I sure hope no monster lunges out from this darkness I'm in 2. I sure hope I don't die alone and unloved one day 3. I sure hope this green light I'm looking at right now and about to drive through isn't actually a red light somehow

This made me imagine a pill bottle full of tiny pill sized cats that you swallow to make your day better