ICE is still kidnapping and killing people.

A man sits next to me on the train. Him: loads of psychopaths round here ... Me: really? Him: Loads mate. Me: How do you know? Him: There's signs ... Me: ... [47 minutes of awkward silence] Man gets bike and gets off. Ah ... cycle paths.

keep cool, keep cool—cucumbers is the word

Look, we might disagree on the issues, but I also dislike you personally.

Let's see. This recipe calls for two cloves of garlic. Right. Six cloves it is.

hold on baby, let me set the mood

cooler with drinks & lunch, umbrella, chairs, and the beach bag; books, sunscreen, towels.

Instead of asking for people to not use their AC in the heatwave, how about turning off the data centers instead?

it would be nice to see Oregon, Washington, New York and California do this too. just thinking about “blue” states with a high number of agriculture workers.

Bones the raccoon he likes bones if you can believe it

i worked in staging for 5 years as a spotlight operator and have many friends still in the business. no i know has ever dropped something with performers on it. one time i did see an LD almost light a stage on fire because he turned on some high powered ass lights before they were raised.

why not both?

liberals are so fucking stupid. werent you alive for the fall of the Berlin wall?

The Montgomery Bus Boycott lasted over a year. White America fails to appreciate that this is the level of commitment required to bring about change.

ill never forget being locked in playing AOE2 and Gorillaz self-titled 1st album ending, only to be surprised a few minutes later by a SICK remix of clint eastwood playing

the hasanabi effect

According to Sharia Law, within the first year of seizing power from the infidels, you must balance the budget and win an NBA Championship.

in 2003 when i was in middle school our teacher posed this question “is the IS a melting pot or salad?” and it sparked a debate that lasted me entire tenure at that school. some say people still whisper “its a salad” in the halls to this day.

we so earnestly believe money to be the root of all earthly ills, and that on no account can a monied man enter heaven.

We're bringing the Knicks Championship Parade to the people — no matter where you are. Watch live at nyc.gov/knicks or on the NYC Mayor's Office YouTube, X, and Facebook at 10AM EST tomorrow. Stick around for the City Hall Ceremony following the parade.

dont go to Starbucks, avoid corporations as much as possible. shop local, be a part of your community.

Drew Sheneman cartoon www.gocomics.com/drewsheneman

no really, i’m serious, why am i paying taxes if a trillionaire is getting billions and billions of dollars from the government? i can’t stop asking myself this question…

and every person that works in customer service or food service will say “we’ve been telling you this for a decade.”entitled, out of touch, inability to think critically, not understanding simple cause and affect, we see these people EVERY day and they are getting more and more frequent

Corporation: We made $5 billion but spent $4.9 billion to keep going, so our net taxable income is $100 million. Gov’t: That’s right. Worker: I made $50,000 but spent $45,000 to keep going, so my net taxable income is $5,000. Gov’t: That’s wrong.

When I was a kid, I ordered Sea Monkeys. I was expecting a family of humanoid little creatures, because that's how the ads explicitly depicted the product. I still remember feeling cheated when I dumped the packet into a fishbowl, only to see brine shrimp squiggling around. Anyway, that's AI.

Exarcheia is one of the last true bastions of freedom left in this hellscape

~1000 people stormed the Bastille. The seating capacity at MSG is a helluva lot more than that.

my ENTIRE life (born in 1989) has been a series of wars in the middle east with some “once in a life time” financial crisis’ and a recession or two.

if you have ANY positive things to say about lolicons please block me right now

i just saw a dude with ANARKY on his license plate, and he had a “free palestine” bumper sticker, a trans flag sticker and a big rainbow flag with a machine gun that said “defend equality” and i’ve never HELL YEA BRÖTHER’d so hard in my life

@carter.live they are onto bi-sexual lighting

Redesigning the ninja turtles: and now, please welcome to the stage LEONARDO

"Danse macabre" (2023), acrylic painting created by the Iranian artist Bahman Pezeshkzad.

Redesigning the ninja turtles: I present Michelangelo

preach the Truth to the face of Falsehood

I don't care what you drive. The only vehicle that gets my attention anymore is a food truck.

i say this all the time

Make art with your hands. It’s what humans do. #noAI #artistssupportingartists #humanart

the proliferation of data centers has had me thinking about the final episode of gurren lagann a lot lately

Yall. I really like the sound of a banjo. That’s all I gotta say about that.

imagine being able to afford a home and a car 😭😭😭😭

A fun way to support LGBTQ+ people during Pride Month: pay them money.

sucks, because you should face your enemy like a real warrior. ban all firearms and make wars fought with swords again. see who is really about that life.

if you are just hearing about the bricks and minifigs scandal and want ALL the videos i made a playlist. it's in a pretty coherent order youtube.com/playlist?lis...

@cola.baby idk if youve been following the bricks & mini figs scandal, but a ‘brick by brick’ design would go hard af