I had these in 28 inch waist when I was a 9 stone Tasmanian Devil tearing up pitches up across Merseyside and Cheshire. These 34 inch waist would fit me these days, but I don't fancy the running or the budgie smuggling. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/33595929...

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Great hold up there from Beto there.

Full backs Number 6 Number 9 Carry on

What a player, what a man 😢💙

needs to be a stamp for that..

Tips for anyone about to embark on a #GrandDesigns style project 1) wait for a good architect 2) have a brother who is a builder, buy him an eMTB and take him to the match 3) when your wife suggests something daft, don't roll your eyes in front of her 4) buy paper cups for tradesmen

John Redwood.

Be nice to anyone who sorts your drugs out.

Yet another game ruined by a ref.

Bobby Brown shoes. Obvious nod to Everton there 💙 No matter how it ended, I still love him.

Carragher on MNF spitting feathers at Liverpool's recent form.

Broja coming on for Burnley v Chelsea 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What time should they order the stretcher for?

Dogs and bikes, the best 2 things in life m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub69...

Reform is Russia Reform is Trump Reform are a con .. unpatriotic bastards all of them

Russia's ambassador to the UK, Yakovenko, boasted about Brexit to another diplomat: “We have crushed the British to the ground. They are on their knees and will not rise for a very long time” Today, Farage’s close ally, leader of Reform in Wales, was sentenced to 10yrs for taking bribes from Russia.

Is beer an ultra processed food?

Cracking start to the day today. I poked a fella right up the arse with my umbrella on the stairs in James Street station on the way to the office, I thought it was my mate. It wasn't my mate. Answers on a postcard on how to explain that one.

Fact.

I have a smart TV, but if it was smart, then it would never show my anything related to Mrs Brown's Boys ever again.

It was years back when I last had a pint of the black stuff in Flanagan's.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... The fat narcissist forgets that he doesn't have a good track record when he goes to court.

To all you people, with underdeveloped genitals and/or intellects, who are setting off fireworks tonight - just spare a thought for the people trying, in vain, to keep their animals calm 👍🏻

Lead boots Ashley Williams on MOTD talking about a centre half in a back four, not pushing into an inside channel to let his full back push out. Has he watched any videos of himself? Stole a living as a player, stealing a living as a pundit.

My brother's father in law said there's this beer that "blows your bloody head off" He's bloody right.

"There was an "appreciation of the fact that this scandal doesn't involve them," she also said, "and it's not fair for it to impact them directly in the independent lives they are carving out for themselves"." Independent? Giftless spongers, just like their father.

I'm off work today and it's piss boiling time. Let's hope this gets on the telly.

Kemi Badenoch whining about £500 to ease the deportation of a sex offender. Kemi Badenoch not whining about the £1bn wasted on useless PPE for VIP Lane Tory Party mates.

One Israeli reservist gets shot in occupied Gaza, so the #IDF killed 104 Palestinians including 50 children overnight. They're monsters.

Good article on Toffee TV this week with John Blain talking about the dithering of Moyes in the transfer window. He did the same over strikers for 11 years at Everton, and the same at West Ham. There is money there now, other clubs can sign strikers, so why can't Everton?

That yard dog Van der Ven has scored more in 45 minutes than both our strikers have in a quarter of a season. This is deja vu from the first Moyes spell. No forwards and susceptible to teams with a plan. Another long season ahead, and I think Moyes will go at the end of it.

Cracking view in Aldi 🫣

My butter wouldn't melt little dog, has just caught her first squirrel 🙄

ChatGPT for CPD and revalidation submissions.

There are no depths that this pondlife won't stoop to. Absolute vermin. www.euronews.com/green/2025/1...

Hello #flagshaggers, hope you and Richard Tice like my new solar panels as much as I dislike you. Heat pump and battery arriving soon🖕🏻

This article hits the nail on the head. Club View is an underwhelming rip off, I took my nephew for his birthday and for £150 a seat, I was expecting so much more than standard seats and a shoddy service. Massive disappointment. thetoffees.online/everton-tick...

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

Wordle 1,583 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Boom.

Another one for Beto's own Ronny Rosenthal scrapbook.

Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...

Back of the house getting knocked out tomorrow. We'll be living in a static caravan over Christmas. I said I'd never refurb a house again and I am never putting myself through this again.

Admitting to liking a Gary would have gotten me in trouble in my profession, but I do.

State of the Union

This is what 13 Hiroshima bombs looks like

I've just been told that my energy tailed off towards the end of a presentation. This corporate life is getting on my tits as much as the NHS ever did.