If JD Vance was really sleeping with Erika Kirk, I just think her eye liner would look better by now.

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Gee, I might end up inbthr northern hemisphere again!

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Moose us verrry clever!

Arrived in sunny Adelaide! They put bows on the streets to greet me! What a welcome home ❤️

Honestly, the replies. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

On the plane for the first leg of my trip home!

@ravenmae.bsky.social Have you ever thought of teaching Kieran Italian? www.instagram.com/reel/DQttvQZ...

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild. Elephant Hippopotamus Giraffe Sloth Lion

I drove for the last time on the autobahn (sniff 😢) yesterday at 170km/hr (105mph) yesterday. My old car did easily 136 mph on the autobahn, and I really will miss being able to drive so fast! But Sunday morning I fly to Australia, and will have to be content with a max of 110kph (70mph) 😱

So, my apartment is finally empty and clean (apart from the wine I am expecting my neighbors to drink, because I can’t take it with me)! I hand over the apartment and car tomorrow (which I also cleaned inside and out today!), and then a final dinner with my FWB on Saturday night.

Tips for my US friends having to deal with MAGA relatives tomorrow. www.instagram.com/reel/DRSZlWs...

We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it. #WorldBollardAssociation😏

Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful. #WorldBollardAssociation 📮

I guess now they reclassified humans as white males with no disabilties.

@maryvarshini108.bsky.social Do you want to hire a kestrel, maybe?

I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.

She’s not wrong.

A lovely video of a manta feeding on all the good things attracted to the light behind our boat!

One of my dive buddies made a great video of the highlights of our trip last September. You see white tip reef sharks, a batfish getting its gill cleaned, some nurse sharks (could gum you!) and eagle rays, which I have only ever seen singly! You can find it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zck...

If you think modern speculums are uncomfortable......😬

So today someone came and took my 3 tall bookcases, 3 vases, some bowls, a towel stand, and my entire Buddha collection! The movers forgot to take 2 drawers and a cupboard from the kitchen, but i also so managed to find takers for some bowls, glasses, and a coffee pot!

Here I am completely happy!

We might have FINALLY met our match… #WorldBollardAssociation

Well, I guess I won't be visiting my friend in the US any time soon. 1. I don't want to be disappeared at the border because I am a woke left winger 2. Air travel is a horror story right now 3. Shootings 4. They want to deny visas to fatties and diabetics. My BMI is currently 26, but I am diabetic 🤷

How do you get the old self interested lot out and replace them with young democrats willing to fight? Can you put someone younger and better against them in a primary or something, or does the Democrat party not allow that? In any case as bad as they are, they are the lesser of two evils.

Also, how can the country afford this, if there is no money for food or Medicare? The USA already spends more per head on military than any other country, but I guess all those donations from weapons manufacturers have to be paid for.

Doesn't this mean these guys are really planning a war? Probably against Venezuela to get their oil? They are certainly not planning to use it to help Ukraine

Yep, these look like republican wives!https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/oF6eUVNPvf

Everything except 9. I was a good girl!

Someone needs to introduce him to a blending brush...

NOTHING can destroy a Cyber Truck….😎😏 #WorldBollardAssociation

How terrible for those poor bollards trapped under a cybertruck!

35 tonne truck? WE EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!! #WorldBollardAssociation

Women need to step up of we want to be taken seriously! We do less murders, less mass shooting, less domestic abuse, less traffic accidents, less crime overall, and less fascism (although this is changing daily depending on grift potential). No wonder men don't respect us!

I read a headline somewhere saying Republicans are shocked and upset by Tuesdays results. What did they think was going to happen if all their policies screw over their voters? You can't fool all of the people all the time, guys!

I am wondering how New York City is at the same time a hellscape, a ghost town, and a lawless criminal cesspool. What a city!

China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

It me!

Look how many women!

www.instagram.com/reel/DQI-gJV... This is a video my friend made about Remoras when I was in the Maldives. One was hanging around Ben, and looked like he was trying to get into his shorts, but ended up hanging on to his tank. You can see me fighting him off when he came up to me!

This like arguing with a 10 year old. Dean does well!

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Things I wish I had here in Iceland. I am not really outdoorsy so I don’t have really warm outerwear. And since I am moving to Australia next month did not want to buy anything. And it is f***ing cold! -2c and an icy north wind that is strong enough to blow people over.

I was lucky enough to have clear skies last night here in Reykjavik, and saw the aurora!

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@darthbluesky.bsky.social Red pandas in peoples bedrooms!

I have always loved Bill Nighy. This article is wonderful!