Great message! Let Blerds be BLERDS! www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

I may seem like a progressive person on the outside, trying to respect everyone, but in my head, I'm just sayin "Boobs. Bewbs. Boobies. Boobieboobieboobie. I like boobies. Boobboobboobboobboob..." I'm still pretending like I'm a mature person, when I'm clearly not.

A reminder on this Juneteenth, I didn’t learn about this when I was in k-12 school. I learned about it watching movies and Spike Lee interviews. Education is important.

Hey, I've added captions to the videos on www.doki.lol For the HTML5 videos, they're enabled by default and can be turned off in the three-dots menu. (Most captions were commissioned from @marzgurl.com ... I had done the latest two - ASPS/WOTT)

Just saw my first real political ad with obvious AI throughout. It was a right-wing ad, of course, where they put one of the Republican candidates into videos with drag queens, and AOC, then just makes some stuff up. How is that not illegal?

The American Dream now is to be a slave under incompetent, rich men, while deluding yourself into thinking that hard work every day for 40 years will somehow make you rich when you live paycheck to paycheck. But we’ve got integrity! Right?

Post an album you’ve listened to 100+ times. Timbuk3 is probably my biggest influence, with their snarkiness and folk sampling. They were ahead of their time, I recommend them highly.

We get to play as a WOMAN in the new God of War? Oh, I’m feeling faint! Maybe if I clutch my pearls, they’ll change it.

This Bricks and Minifigs scandal proves, once again, that police are not there for your protection. They’re there to protect property for the rich and powerful, and our country of laws has simply become loopholes for them to fuck over the rest of us.

I don’t believe there’s a single riddle in the world that isn’t eyeroll-worthy bullshit.

🥳 A small town in #Oregon is celebrating after officially stopping a large data center from being built in their community‼️ The #LaPineCity Council voted unanimously to reject the proposed project 👏

Look everybody! I got the MAGA trifecta today!

I definitely won’t be using @coolstuffinc.com anymore. Most writers write under a pseudonym for various reasons. My wife is a writer, but she doesn’t use her name. It’s so commonplace, it’s like firing someone for taking a dump. Screw that noise. #magicthegathering #mtgcommunity

CoolStuffInc fired me as a writer because I spoke up about how SEO was draining the flavor out of the articles people write. I asked if I could write under a pseudonym so I could continue to be paid for articles without having to be associated with what I didn’t agree with. I was fired in the spot.

Whoever hired the courtroom artist for the Monk Seal guy’s trial was a genius.

I just noticed, Stephen Miller strongly resembles a used condom.

Note to self: write a fan fic about the Travel and Tourism board in Gotham, and how, surprisingly, tourism spikes whenever Joker escapes.

On iOS, if you want to select all emails in a search to delete, you have to manually select them. How there is no select all in 2026, I’ve no idea, but Apple’s one strength—making things easier to do for the end user—died with Steve Jobs. I’m probably leaving Apple completely on my next phone.

I really should stop responding to comments on the internet, people are far too defensive and stupid to be able to respond with clarity. Everyone jumps straight to anger if you give them the slightest pushback, then they hurl insults rather than respond. They can't support their own opinions.

Political AI videos and images are so cringe, I wish leftists/progressive wouldn't indulge. That's a MAGA thing because they're too stupid to understand that there's more to leadership than crushing your enemies. Savages.

We are very far off the cliff, folks. @CBS should be avoided entirely. Shame on them.

BREAKING: Former Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn & MPD Officer Hodges are suing to block the $1.8B “weaponization” slush fund.

Never trust billionaires, they’ll drop their moral obligations in a heartbeat if it means fleecing the public.

look at this shit. nobody benefitted more from social media character limits than Donald Trump

@cdaleco.bsky.social Can you please clarify this? It’s really confusing. OP says they can’t block people from their channel, then you suggest they just block them. Why? I’m completely baffled and it’s ruining my day. Please explain.

This is the only thing that keeps killing me in Nine Sols, ridiculous hit boxes. This was my 17th death from this asshole. Fuck this game.

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

This is pretty amazing.

There are basically 5 ways to accumulate a billion dollars: 1) Profiting from a monopoly 2) Insider-trading 3) Political payoffs 4) Fraud 5) Inheritance Don’t believe the self-made myth.

finding out people are still angry at Anita Sarkeesian to this day is really funny cuz she just had some mildly feminist opinions 10 years ago and that apparently turned her into this woke villain who's gonna devour all video games and turn them gay and trans lol

Lets talk about three of the most important dinosaurs. So Dinosauria was based on three dinosaurs. Megalosaurus, Iguanodon and Hylaeosaurus. Megalosaurus was the first dinosaur ever scientifically described back in 1824, although its fossils were found back in the 1600’s. 👇👇

I think Mike Flanagan is a terrible filmmaker, and I don’t understand why people love him. Hill House was a travesty. He made a white dude the writer. Boring and sexist. He obliterated the queerness of Nell and Theodora, and erased the underlying message about mental health. He’s not a smart man.

I just watched the new Resident Evil trailer, and I had to do a google search asking whether or not it’s an adaptation. That’s how far from Resident Evil it looks. I’ll skip it, I don’t particularly like Cregger’s heavy-handedness, and I loathe when filmmakers say they’re trying a “new spin.”

I liked the movie because unlike in the book, the Chief's wife didn't fuck the Marine Biologist.

Man, fuck yo ballroom

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for

lol an anti-Palestinian person’s comment called AOC antisemitic. I asked how she’s antisemitic. The commenter blocked me. This isn’t how we learn and relate.

It’s really annoying when you have an internet argument with someone where what you’re saying is demonstrably and historically true, but because it wasn’t worded like the AI research they did, they think you’re wrong. I am old as fuck, I don’t want to deal with that stupidity anymore.

Every cheater I’ve caught in MTG has been right-leaning. Food for thought.

Remember when politicians were warm, relatable human beings, used full sentences, and had a sense of humor? Well, it’s back, and better than ever! *EPIC MUSIC* MAMDANI. You’ll want to pinch his cheeks, and follow him into hell! Coming soon to voting booths near you. Date TBD.

You know, if we start shutting down data centers, like 90% of conservative supporters online would vanish, and you’d find a much smaller group of oldie luddites.

I love Brandon Rogers. youtube.com/shorts/ewjGI...

Jesus was an amazing semi-historical figure who preached love, denied the concept of organized religion, talked about how the only relationship you need with God is your own, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is a liar. He was killed for it. Now, the opposite is preached in his name. Tragic.

You have arrived, Homo Deus. Thy name be MAGA.