"I'm not mad at you." POW POW POW POW "Fucking bitch."

I once had an idea of a fake news site, specializing in ONLY conspiracy theories + political rat-fucking. I saw it as a creative opportunity. Think Onion, only dedicated to evil. Forget the last X number of years, last week alone exceeded my best fiction. Time to storm the G-D Bastille, kids.

Not cheering for escalating costs of living but I couldn't be happier about a lying MFer being proven wrong.

Yes, I can participate.

The first time I tried this lovely stuff last month, it was 100% fire. Today it's mellow and delightful, like my first pull of Johnny Walker Black Label. I sense there is no future with this booze, but it's a delightful interim.

He is not kidding. He will do every evil thing he says he will. It's happening now. Stop the Madman.

We're not done humoring the Insane King but the world is.

This is a 24 hour a day, regional curfew for any person of color. Stay inside or else. That's pretty extreme.

I bought a can of soup. It says "Steak and Potatoes" on the label. I'm sure I'll be fine.

A guilty pass-time: I enjoy Josh Gates' X-pedition series'. I just realized that he looks and sounds so much like one of my sons, the one that doesn't call, it's like a vicarious visit. Gonna cry myself to sleep now.

This is chilling and must be heard to believe. And the fact that this is where we are says everything.

"Short fingered, Vulgarian in Chief." Thank you, Mr. O'Donnell.

So Trump just White-ified immigration with a strangle hold, while "Ethnic Cleansing" our cities, shipping people to offshore slave camps without a whiff of legal due process. Yesterday the Vice President of the United States declared Summary Roadside Executions to be lawful, total Immunity for ICE.

Some journalist needs to lay it all on the line and openly ask the President, "Mr. President, many Americans suspect that you are a pedophile. Are you a pedophile? Did you rape children? If the Epstein material would exonerate you then why not release them? You are accused of rape. Did you do it?

In response to questions regarding the Minneapolis assassination, did Tom Homan actually invoke babies being sodomized by Somalis? Fucking self delusional MAGAs need to wake the fuck up. This is Nazi-esque, racist propaganda. Babies are not getting sodomized because of some lovely mom in Minneapolis

The brutality of the act is re-experienced in the language that we use to describe it. The imagery, the horror of it comes back to mind. Now I am thinking about Ms Good's poor kid, hearing the story of his mother, over + over, with this language, "Shot in the face in the street." What a mind fuck.

OK he's willy nilly throwing bombs all over the planet, demanding Venezuela + Greenland by Right of Conquest. Can we all agree he's not clever enough to manage all this, that he's gone stark, raving mad?

DHS has only existed since after 9-11. Many of us warned that infrastructure would be used against all of us eventually. It is the KGB now. It has no right to exist in it's current form.

What if he tries to nuke something, eh? I bet he day dreams about it.

You know I'm surprised one these ICE Goons hasn't gone postal yet. That guy pointing his long gun at a ladies face in a threatening way today, like he might be going to shoot her? What if he did. Those things have full auto. Trump will say they have Executive Immunity. VP said as much today.

In reference to current events I have "Vuja De'." That's the niggling suspicion we've never been anywhere like this before.

Putin jacks off to our torn up White House. Laughs himself to sleep at night.

Holding my vote hostage until all demands are met! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JO...

The West Wing is coming down to "restore symmetry." I think Fox and other propaganda outlets must be brought down. What in the literal fuck, pretending any of this shit is OK, cheering it on.

He has gone completely mad.

These shootings are ordered. This is first blood. The war is on.

I hate to break it to you, but heavily-armed government militias are roaming unchecked through US cities and shooting human rights observers dead in the streets. That's happening in our country.

Here is the deal. Noem + Trump must back the concocted self defense story, defaming the victim for one reason. ICE must be assured of impunity to encourage more violence. The violence is the order, not a side effect of the order.

They murdered her for running her mouth.

OMG Walz just issued a warning, asserts mobilization of Minnesota National Guard, emphasizes "The Guard is OURS." This while Trump said he watched the video, that the ICE goon is in the hospital. Trump said he was amazed the Goon survived being run over. He said the woman screaming was an actor.

Get a rope.

These are not "distractions." This an acceleration of the full agenda because of the Epstein stuff. His own people didn't know how bad the archive was for Trump, hence the Bondi whiplash. They want the destruction of the Republic + dictatorship in place before he is outed, goes nuts or croaks.

Woke up in a state of panic. I will never quit smoking again, I swear to gawd.

I have adult children. When the phone's not ringing, I know who it is.

If there is any indication Trump is about to seize Greenland or any other place, we need to be a Zombie Apocalypse in DC, make J-6 look like walk in the park. We need to physically stop this. No, GOP, no Heritage, no Oligarch extremists, NO. You will not do this. We need to World War Z 'them.

Stephen Miller is just so strangle-able. I wonder if I'd feel guilty.

Is it legal to say that Pete Hegseth needs a proper beating? I mean sufficient, therapeutic adversity to break him of the habit, not necessarily as punishment. If any man ever deserved to be dragged into the street and beaten publicly, with great zeal, it's that greasy cocksucker.

The Defense Establishment has always acted as private mercenaries for international business interests. I think transnational businesses should be treated as potentially hostile, foreign powers. Trump's blatantly doing what we've always done. Problem is, he's just too stupid to pull it off.

So now we install Rex Tillerson types as the Executors of Venezuela with what, Blackwater Mercs for back up? Have they even looked at a map of Venezuela? They're going to just lay down + suffer a corporate occupation? Jeezus, do they even know any Venezuelans? This is Stephen Miller's brainchild.

This reminds me of the first time someone said, "Let's go get drunk!" I was shocked. I had no idea you could just do that. We used to install dictators for Oil Cartels + fruit companies secretly, with lofty justifications. Now we can just murder you + steal your shit with obvious, cartoonish lies.

Greenland? Canada? Panama? Brazil? Cuba? Everyone paying attention? We can't stop him, apparently. It's been said the problem with the United States is we ran out of other people's real estate. Now we're going to rattle our nukes and demand your surrender. Problem solved.

Dear Deities: This would be a perfect time! He's half way there. Just an innocent little nose dive. He can spaz out clutching his chest. A lot of cameras in the room. We could enjoy watching for decades. I promise I will never ask for another thing. I'll be good too. New Leaf this year boy howdy.

Wow, Trump really sounds ready for duty. How many times he uses a vacuous superlative in this speech is "greater than we've ever seen, greatest of all time." He just announced we're going to run the country. Nobody will "rule" until Trump gets to appoint them. He's going to do this to America.

Talking heads should be fined every time they say "At the end of the day."

Somewhere, there is a secret warehouse full of under-employed English Majors, just making up Marijuana + Craft Beer names all day long.

Every time someone asks me how I'm doing I say the same thing. "I'm not dead yet." There's an under appreciated movie, Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. Andy Garcia runs a business, making videos of dying people, legacy messages for their heirs. Hilarious. I want to do one, hang it on the web