Stop platforming Sidney Sweeney challenge.

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Here's how to solve the James Bond died in the last movie problem: don't make anymore James Bond movies.

Crypto, AI, Evan Solomon, and LNG pipelines!

It did not disappoint. 🍔

I saw this last week and it is COOL AS HELL

A lot of things are stupid but one nice thing is i’m going to have a burger for lunch and nobody can take that away from me.

And while I’m shitting on British food: ANY OTHER CULTURE’S BEANS are better than your stupid tinned beans of sadness.

This is. French Canadian breakfast, and by “pancake syrup” you better be talking about pure Maple Syrup my friend. A full French Canadian breakfast is better than full English, don’t @ me.

Mamdani used some unique signs that were retro and eye-catching. Next toronto mayor election the lefty candidate should take a page from that playbook and use Honest Ed’s style signs.

"We're killing all the right people" is something that I think should be remembered in the annals of history as one of the worst things ever said. That's...that's bleak. That's pretty heinous even for fascism. To just say it like that.

10/10 take. No notes.

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The good news is the tube of crazy glue is no longer clogged! The bad news is now my hands are covered in globs of dried crazy glue.

I’d clutch my pearls, but we don’t wear stuff like that around here.

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed. The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

The federal budget in Canada is reviving the myth that immigrants are taking your jobs and making housing more expensive/harder to find. The 1% always hoards resources. They raise rent because they can, and lay you off to “invest in AI” or due to US trade issues. The system benefits them, not you.

“That is what makes it so morally bewildering to me that these culture war clowns are supposed to be a bastion of women’s rights. While they try to strip the dignity from a marginalised minority, frontline women’s services are on the verge of collapse.” 👉 archive.ph/ivFo2

Meanwhile in Canada, half of the country lives in provinces ruled by people who think solar is Evil and Unmanly, and the federal government is run by a man lacking both imagination and conviction when it comes to energy and climate policy.

I am scared to get knee surgery (currently on a waitlist) but if it means I can get back in the pit at shows, it will all be worth it.

Toronto folks: the city is doing a survey about mid-rise buildings. They used to be commonly built but now most of what’s build are single family homes and high-rises. Complete the survey and help increase medium-density affordable housing in the city: www.toronto.ca/city-governm...

I work in construction and as the only woman on site and also the supervisor, sometimes I say “Get it, girl!” When a man does a good job on something i love doing it every fucking time.

Hey so is this emoji one person’s hands praying, or two people high-fiving each other? 🙏

Anyway it’s so nice to see NYC is letting itself have nice things and I hope one day Toronto will do the same for itself ❤️

I hope all the dipshits who said they were gonna leave NYC if the nice man became mayor make good on that promise today. Pack your bags, assholes!

People like Dick Cheney get to live too long.

They fired every Black woman at Teen Vogue and every trans staffer. It is astonishing watching the American media ecosystem just falling like dominoes, bowing its knees to fascism.

Ok so the actual mayoral vote for NYC is today. How come there are so many pre-votes and an epic campaign process? I mean it is a big city but countries have a whole campaign and vote in a month’s time, what gives?

On recipe tiktok a lot of people are doing things to help folks stretch ingredients and how to make food with random items they may get from food banks, etc. It’s good that people want to help each other, but pathetic that the government of one of the wealthiest nations dgaf about its people.

It’s wild how casually we say “42 million people are on SNAP” like that’s just a normal statistic. That’s 12% of the entire country—in the richest nation on earth—relying on government help just to eat. That shouldn’t be a data point we shrug off. That’s a national emergency.

One day into the time change and I still wake up at 4AM. Then my mind races for the next hour and a half and just when i start to feel a bit relaxed, my alarm goes off. What is wrong with my brain?

Oh good it’s time for my favourite part of the news: where they go outside post-game and interview drunk people leaving the stadium and ask them what they thought about said game and the answer is always the same and delivered shouting.

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I’m alone today so I’m listening to the Viagra Boys at work and doing a loose, swishy dance all over the place. Iykyk

I saw a dog dressed as a bee this morning.

Torontonians will travel and fall in love with European cities and then absolutely squash any opportunity for anything good about Europe to happen in their own neighbourhoods.

“Both Projet Montréal and Ensemble Montréal will continue allowing Airbnb to operate in the city, even though it takes rental housing off the market. They may as well propose demolishing high-rise apartment buildings — it has the same effect.” An editorial by @taylornoakes.com. #polmtl

“The job of the anti-fascist is to make fascists too afraid to act publicly and to act as volunteer targets for their hate and attacks which might keep them from thinking about burning down the mosque in their neighborhood.” - Mark Bray, ‘Antifa: The Anti-Fascist Handbook’ here is a example 👇🏽

A while ago i was parking in an alley early in the AM for work and it was dark. I heard a noise i was sure was a man jerking off in the bushes. Turns out it was just a man struggling through Calisthenics in his garage. But i mean, don’t make those sounds, dude. Close your garage door at least.

Gee i wonder why?

“People are sleeping outside, in tents. Shoplifting is rising as people are less able to afford food. There is more public drug use. We are taught to fear these people. We are taught that these people are crime and that crime needs to be stopped.” Yet another great article by Nora Loreto 👇🏻

I have a lot of stuff to do today but I can't stop watching this

Pick. Better. Candidates. He kept that tattoo on his body for twenty years, despite multiple online and personal accounts proving he knew what it meant, and moved to address it only when it became politically inconvenient. Stop demanding a smoking gun when the smell of gunpowder is still in the air.

Halloween is what’s listed as my cat’s birthday on his papers, probably because that’s the day he was picked up off the streets of North Bay. They estimated he was 3 years old. But honestly being a Scorpio is very on-brand for him and he is a little monster sometimes and VERY PASSIONATE.

On that note if you or your business or social club are planning a holiday party: order too much food and ask for extra takeout containers. Attendees who are food insecure can take leftovers home and have another meal or two and feel good about it because silly you ordered too much, whoopsies!

Now as ever: If you see someone living in a tent, NO YOU DIDN’T. If you see someone stealing food/baby items from a grocery store, NO YOU DIDN’T. People are just trying to live; leave them alone, help if you can, and don’t be a dick.

With food waste as it is on any average day in the USA in the post-war period, a casual reminder:

This is monumental.

If the federal Liberals use generative AI in anything having to do with serious governing, this automatically becomes the stupidest government of my lifetime

This is what happens when you actually listen to people. They are EXCITED to vote for you and they turn the fuck out holy shit. “164,000 New Yorkers flocked to the polls this weekend for the first two days of early voting nearly matching the entire early voting count in 2021”