Going off social media for awhile.

Who wants to give him the attention he needs and make him grow big and strong? #FCF

Oh, Canada! ❤️

Who wants to give him the attention he needs and make him grow big and strong? #FCF

JPMorgan CEO Dimon slams RTO pushback: ‘I don’t care how many people sign that f*cking petition’ www.fastcompany.com/91278464/jpm...

A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

If you wish to vote in New York City's mayoral Dem primary in JUNE (=the election that'll pretty much decide the next mayor), you must be registered as a Democrat *BY FRIDAY.* An insanely early deadline bound to leave people vote out. At least make sure you're not one of them if you're interested!

Hahaha

the Trastika

#BoycottNFL #TurnItOff #ListenDontWatch

The best evidence that buying the press pays off.

go fash lose cash

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

from today's post — please read the whole enchilada, the link is here: bit.ly/4jQdaNm

Bucks County PA… MAGAt millionaire homes have jet fuel leaking into their wells… and Sunoco is saying it’s nothing, don’t worry about it. #FAFO moment as Shitler wants to gut the EPA. Rumor has it the new Trumpet appointee told homeowners to pound sand.😏 www.phillyburbs.com/story/news/l...

*endorsed

Morning Bloomfies! Let's have a great Friday!

From the archives for this #FCF

Morning Bloomfies! Let's have a great Friday!

From the archives for this #FCF

While I've pretty much given up on dating or finding a boyfriend is it too much to ask for a FWB I can f*ck the daylights out of on a regular basis?

I hadn’t considered this.

In our continued effort to get to know the members of our Bluesky community better, we’re curious…who are your five favorite FEMALE SINGERS/VOCALISTS of all time? (in no particular order) Donna Summer Kylie Minogue Dionne Warwick Barbra Streisand Judy Garland

The volume of commercials I see on a daily basis that are straight up scams is absolutely mind-boggling. I swear it's easily 95+%

This is so good.

Is there any way to see if a post is labeled without turning off adult content? I want to report those who aren't labeling their nudes, but it's tough if there isn't an easy way to tell.

A little piece of sunshine in the hellscape that is our reality.

Mediocrely-talented millionaire pop star gets trophy for auto-tuned mediocre album. Why do y'all do this every year?

Mediocrely-talented millionaire pop star gets trophy for auto-tuned mediocre album. Why do y'all do this every year?

I knew she looked familiar.

You know you're old when you don't know who any of the Grammy winners are. 🤷‍♂️

When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

Let’s play a game — how many people are yall blocked by lmao?

Each day this week, I'm making a thread spotlighting and signal-boosting creators who are in different marginalized groups being targeted by jerks. Today, it's Trans creators. IF YOU ARE COMFORTABLE, please post below with links to your work if you can! Art, music, crafts, whatever! Show us!

Meta is renewing its threats against employees, telling them today that they will hunt for leakers and tolerate zero leaks. Want to know how that is going? Three Meta employees who I’ve never spoken to before just cold messaged/emailed me offering me to be sources.

There is something horribly, horribly wrong with straight men. JFC. www.vice.com/en/article/m...

Drop some REDHEADS 👩‍🦰🖤🧑‍🦰

YAY! It's Friday!!! #FCF

YAY! It's Friday!!! #FCF

They're not fooling anyone.

Just so we're clear who is responsible for this tragedy, and as usual is blaming everyone else.

Just so we're clear who is responsible for this tragedy, and as usual is blaming everyone else.

*Cackles in Democrat*