We need more fucked up taglines in video games

I havent been recommended this video in over a year. I thought I was safe from it

Witch Hat Atelier was incredible. Unreal we're getting this right after Frieren.

Talking to people I know are employed act more terminally online than my unemployed ass feels like getting skill diff'd irl

You think someone would've made a heavily edited tiktok short of Jesus rising from the dead if he did that today

mario movie 2 post credits: [a ring shaped portal opens. we hear an orchestral version of green hill zone] flint from mario golf: no way... madam grape from princess peach showtime: it can't be... everyone: FAMED BOWLER WADE WHIPPLE?! wade: heard you guys were in a real 7-10 split of a situation

My favorite genre of Steam review is a "Not Recommended" from someone with 1500 hours on record, featuring six paragraphs of nuanced analysis on why the game is fun, but not worth the price for anyone outside a very niche audience.

Mario Galaxy was alright, the soundtrack and puppet bits were definitely my highlights. Kind of started losing me around the time the babies showed up, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi ruining things as always I'm afraid to say.

Entire theater was like this when the Paw Patrol movie trailer hit before Mario Galaxy

Did I just put too much of the butter seasoning or does the AMC popcorn taste like garbage now

Wait this one fucks though

In an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, Shigeru Miyamoto has shared his thoughts on the initial critic reviews of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie: "Fuuuuuuuuuuck it was supposed to review better than Sinners fuuuuuuck I'm finished."

If Mario can kill the concept of cinema itself, Sonic's gonna have to step up his game

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

Online shop slop is so fucking good sometimes

I'm not even fucking around for one second when I say this is a must-click

I did not edit this in any way.

It's alright everyone, I heard from my sources that Netflix is teaming up with MrBeast for a special event. Whoever can win in a race across America gets early access to the first ten minutes of SBR episode two!

Enough time has passed that I can say it's really funny bro here made people try to sympathize with someone who was getting paid more than 98% of the other people in the roster to beat everyone

What I feel like when the only other people in the discord call are server mods

The new DMC season 2 trailer showing up a couple days ago and literally no one caring about it is really fucking funny ngl

Just had that kind of experience where the restaurant was understaffed, so the food took forever and bugs kept on wanting to nest on my body throughout the entire time. Buuuut the meal ended up being good enough for me to forgive all of that.

At Hawaii, ordered a latte and I thought a rabbit was shoving its whole ass in front of my face

ngl the in-flight options kind of go insane, look at this lineup

Made this in a fit of rage

I will not apologize for this.

Lived long enough to see thousands of people finally recognize my GOAT Gyro Zeppeli

One of the things in life I've ever expected to see the least is Mario Broth talking about the Nice Boat incident

A boat in New Super Mario Bros. Wii is called "NICE_BOAT" internally. While the developers may have simply believed it to be a particularly nice boat, there is reason to assume this is a reference to the "Nice Boat" broadcast incident where an anime episode was cancelled due to a murder.

it's crazy how folded they got here

Metacritic user reviews can be so good honestly

DAY 2 Y'ALL GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2

Marche, you can't say that! #umamusume

In honor of Michael B. Jordan’s Oscar win, here’s a meme that has been stuck in my head since like 2020.

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Man this Hangman/MJF match is going way too long and the spots feel really contri that was the greatest ending to a match in company history

i spent months pining for manhattan cafe on uma and now after i finally got her she’s sending me this shit. girl what the FUCK does that mean

I know AEW Revolution is on but why are people also talking about IWGP Tag Champion Oskar at the same time?

I can't take the habitat restoration system in Monster Hunter Stories 3 seriously because the animation for releasing your monsters is shot like this

THIS BITCH JUST WOKE ME UP SAYING "ITS GOOD TO BE ALIVE" OHHHHHH MY GOD

Going to a WWE Show but shaking my head after every big spot to signal my disapproval of the company's political connections

The Vampire bar

Pokopia ROM Hack with increased difficulty and the story's dark and the pokemon curse and spill blood

"the man with the tented fingers"

Swear to god this wasn't intentional