they call me dr antoninus pius

they call me temblorcito in mexico

cozy as fuck

i have many thoughts but they might get me fired

thoughts? anyone having them right now? feel free to share 👇

no 💖

@girlboss.capital where's utopia deferred?

@utopia-defer.red SHITTING ALL ALONE, COWBOY? BUDDY SYSTEM.

i'm a regular here

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome

All of his coworkers were gone, what could it mean? Pius decided to go to the meeting room, perhaps he had simply missed a memo.

feeling ictal in oklahoma. state has bad vibes. soil is sangre

saying hi to primo benito

doc said i have sleep apnea. that i need to start using a cpup machine

A comment from Dostoyevsky about his experience of epileptic seizures: "All you healthy people don't even suspect what happiness is"

feeling down because no one listened to trotsky

skrrt skrrt

BROCCYYYYU

WHERE'S MY EUNUCH I'VE LOST SIGHT OF THEM

do NOT let this stinky rabbit deceive you

did i turn off the oven

use code PIUS10 at checkout for 10% off a purchase of $50 or more. i dont remember who i have partnerships with so please lmk if it works. i can't check my computer bc the rabbit chewed my charger

sorry for all the all caps posts lately. lots to say. and loudly

GUYS NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO TONY SOPRANO RIGHT? HE HAS A REDEMPTION ARC RIGHT?!

DO NOT DISTURB I'M COOKING

@frescopaintings.gallery BITCH WHERE ARE U???!?!?!

*PIUS (DOG, 7) REPORTED TO HAVE A SEIZURE. OWNERS STATE HE WILL BE OKAY*

YOU DON'T NEED TO GET BEAT BY A GOTH GIRL YOU NEED A SERVING OF PURINA PRO PLAN VETERINARY DIETS NEUROCARE DRY DOG FOOD AND A FATTY PIZZLE AFTERWARDS AND UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

you literally act like the world is ending every hour of every day and i can't go through heat death without eating dinner one more time like god go on a walk and reconnect with the frequency of our planet

YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO EM

rotating a french fry in my mind

I CAN'T GET COMFY UNLESS I RIP FABRIC. I CANNOT SLEEP UNTIL I HAVE A BED OF FABRIC SCRAPS

i told all my dog friends i just got steak and they're like "🫥 we love you and will miss you" how sweet :)

HIIIIIIII IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

guys i fell into the pozole again

guys i fell into the pozole again

IT'S FAKE NEWS

FLEE FLEE FLEE FLEE FLEE FLEE FLEE HOLY FUCK GET OUT OF THERE DO NOT ENGAGE

my mom walked into the house with a hat on and i growled at her. here's how i recalibrated my pattern recognition with LLMs 1/n

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

someone is gonna do it today i know this bc i just seized

*eats u*

another day in hell lfg lets get this bread wagmi

benadryl fox plushie airpods in phone on dnd it's the freakin weekend

Somewhere around Mount Olympus, Aristaios stirs

which god do i have to pray to for a bite of cheese borga ⁉️⁉️