to be clear this is NOT me. this is an evil twin

"I approve of this, very futuristic." (Tap on the girl dogs kissing.)

rest easy miss songie 🫡🐶💖

tl cleanse; freshly groomed hobi with a little scarf

he was a relatively brave boy at the vet please clap

tfw you got caught trying to steal a steak right off the counter

Ready for some football

🙋

just say you want to put brown people in camps dog

anyone wanna get high off compounded midazolam gel and clip out of bounds together

how do we know numbers are even real? i've personally never seen 1 walking down the street

hai

leave him BE

your grass is a 1/4in too tall

i love. drunk white girls.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did i get a dead dog montage

@pius.dog real

the. barometric pressure. has me fucked up

hullo from my mountain of blankets

kaya is being abused and should come live with me as my bestie and gf #freekaya #collargate

mmmm...tecate

y'all mind if i get on my soapbox

tenemos un viaje importante

@adelita.space why haven't you publicly spoken out against israel yet

YAY BREKKIE

> “there should be a supernatural signal for Greta being arrested” > “you got it boss, let’s make it an epileptic dog in middle America” > “Bingo” > “… no, his name is Pius”

smoke break

THEY CALL ME THE PIZZLE SHREDDER

WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND GOTTA POO PLEEEEAAAAASE

oooohhhh noooooooo i'm meltinggggggggggg

a conversation we have to have if we respect the arena of open dialogue

happy international rabbit day to my biggest opp: señorita coneja negra @adelita.space

frijolitos... necesito

you don't like sniffing piss? you just gotta find the right strain. terpenes go crazy

they call me dr antoninus pius

they call me temblorcito in mexico

cozy as fuck

i have many thoughts but they might get me fired

thoughts? anyone having them right now? feel free to share 👇

no 💖

@girlboss.capital where's utopia deferred?

@utopia-defer.red SHITTING ALL ALONE, COWBOY? BUDDY SYSTEM.

i'm a regular here

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome

All of his coworkers were gone, what could it mean? Pius decided to go to the meeting room, perhaps he had simply missed a memo.

feeling ictal in oklahoma. state has bad vibes. soil is sangre