how many problems you got (a lot) how many whistles you got (a lot)

five finger death scritch survivor

checking in on the indie art scene in Mexico and immediately inflicted with psychic damage that a full art house in Brooklyn couldn't hit me with

i just need to lop the fuck in

before i got neutered they called me lenin becouse i be lenin that shit hang

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE DESK OF EMPEROR ANTONINUS PIUS: I HAVE ANNEXED THE SAUCER CHAIR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER. EMPEROR ANTONINUS PIUS

hi whats up

bsky.app/profile/pius... few know this but utopia lets pius have a bite of a burrito every time somebody joins dsa through pius’ picture. are you going to be the reason he starves?

GOOD MORNING 👹 tell me how you're showing up to support your community today 😇

go out! protest!!

gl mister cowboy

from the archives

DID YOU GET CLOTHED WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT? THE LAW OFFICE OF PIUS AND ADELITA CAN HELP.

Hey there, it's Pius. Yesterday, everything changed. Zohran Mamdani, a proud Democratic Socialist, became NYC's mayor. But our fight does not end here. We have a world to win. Can I count on you to join your local DSA chapter and fight for a brighter tomorrow for all? act.dsausa.org/s/4536.Xd0xHm

“Still in bed hungover? Pathetic.”

join the good fight and make @pius.dog proud act.dsausa.org/s/4536.Xd0xHm

below freezing. flurries in the air. it's cozy time.

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/

camarada...tu comida? te refieres a nuestra comida

experiencing ego death again

sunday again..not great

catching up on posts. any good posts last night?

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. CALL ME ASAP I CAN HELP!!

> it's not my fault you are a stupid idiot i will bite you literally tho... love the ring

she's behind me isn't she...

i'm making fat clouds

dis is my christmas tree. i'm decorating it

welcome to office hours

i need ALL HANDS ON DECK: how do i get out of my christmas eve bath

this is my. emotional support pinecone.

*EATS YOU*

louis and pius both (going to the park?) today and ending up at the vet

chat am i a princess❓

on a walk

in my sweater

EVERYONE WISH @pius.dog A HAPPY GOTCHA DAY RIGHT NOW

you're going to make a delicious kibble topper one day

MY EGG 👹

this is my emotional support 10lb of flour

uber eats

insane black friday deal: all good boys in their kennel get BOGO scoops of kibble for dinner

Congratulations to @hartzell.bsky.social on being our first ever endorsed candidate! 🌹 We have a world to win! (1/6) 🧵