I know you love plushies

lowkey wanna uninstall Instagram again and coming to the healthy conclusion that i hate mainstream social media

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people who are cis don’t spend a lot of time wondering if they’re trans

we went from hamilton doing fastest lap after fastest lap with "gone" tires to Pirelli straight up making a one-stop possible in a race where heat degradation is reportedly high x.x

bleh i need to get up and watch f1

im bored at some boring old lady's bday qwq

Chat is Argentina really the first 0th world country???? 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 “Here we practice polyamory”

dogtop cnc but it doesnt start that way. owner invites you over and encourages you to make use of her pet. its blankly happy face and wagging tail endear themselves to you and you accept, enjoying its service until it shudders on top of you and pauses... then keeps going?

i just remembered a couple months ago when my wife asked "can i tell you something without you taking it wrong?" and I thought she was going to say something negative ofc and she goes "you look really mature lately" 😅 i love that she considered my little side before saying that 🥰

unpopular opinion i actually think the steam machine is a nice package and the price is only reflecting the stupid economic situation and means nothing about its competitiveness

Puppydog

AGD Assigned Gender by Domme

IKEA Spain did a thing 🥺🏳️‍⚧️ youtu.be/OwgvshnbgM8

"just spin your own instance!!" a hobby-project sized vps will cost me a significant amount of money here and also im jobless rn

I'd like to go back to fedi but I don't want to do the dance of finding an instance that isn't blocked/blocking from federating with half of the fediverse

LEAVE HER ALONE

our friends referred to him as my boyfriend and i fuckin panicked they aren't supposed to know 😭😭

me but with programming

i just destroyed most of my collection of drink cans because i realistically wasn't ever gonna have them on display and dust them off regularly. my lil sis' school is encouraging recycling so im helping her and her classmates win the competition :p

Lets all just have good opinions from now on. I'll start: Gta 6 took too long, I've lost interest.

AAAAAAAH BABYBABYBABINEED

i finally beat ocarina of time!! idk if im gonna play master's quest next or majora's mask. or that rogue like romhack for the pc port :p

sorry i reposted a take against transmisogynists for a split second and then i remembered I don't like pointlessly echoing politics even if they're opinions i agree with 😌

my recent emojis speak volumes about me

There is a fine balance to strike between being a stupid 6 year old puppygirl (me) and a responsible, emotionally mature adult dogwoman with skills that can be useful for helping others and myself (also me).

the more feminine i get over the years the more fun it is to lean into "boy" not because of any dysphoria but because ive been conditioned to get unimaginably horny when i see ♂️

THIS (but always ask her if it's ok first and only really attempt it with girls y'know are gender freaks)

im depressed. i would vent and tell what happened but im just too tired to post about it

i just beat the fucking water temple (oot3d)

like oh you two aren't sisters? ...but you're fucking? ???

will i ever fulfill my biggest fantasy of getting my mouth used in a gloryhole 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Bunny gloryhole :3 would you use me?.

yeah pretty telling,... i need cock in my mouth rn

hgghh,, fuck i got horny just reading that 😵‍💫

That moment her gag reflex fails and she gives a gentle *hllrgk* and her throat contracts around you. That moment she pulls against your hand, but your fingers lock in her hair and she goes nowhere. That moment her eyes go from hooded to alert and scared and she looks up at you like a caught mouse.

its siscon saturday

ok you can't just have two nice days back to back, you have to wake up wanting to kill yourself the next one apparently

relevant to an email i just got

it sounds stupid but regularly telling nice things to yourself is like 50% of the way to a better self-esteem, go tell yourselves you're hot af !!!

holy fuck im so high on prog... im sleepy and horny i want someone to use me,,

im rly happy i had a great day

also basically any dick pic that isn't also an attractive thigh or tummy pic is a failure.

i jerked off then got up did my homework and had a really productive class :3

LLMs would be so much more useful if they weren't trained for convincing you on top of the thing they're actually supposed to be good at

i don't want to go to uni or do maths today, i wanna stay in bed frotting with someone and getting my ass pounded this is transphobic

systemd is so goated

They're saying there's never been a truer post ever made

every other day i think wow richard stallman will have to move to a cave in the middle of nowhere and as the world becomes more and more surveillance hell i realize it's me, i'm richard stallman