Weird how this *remains relevant*

classic forgetting about a dm i got like 2 weeks ago

'shes so warm' 'she looks so huggable' 'omg i love how *soft* she is' thats nice i think its SEXY that shes FAT

panic! at the kernel

I do not like that its bestiary *is* the card deck though. it feels kinda weird to be looking at an unprinted deck inside of a pdf inside of a document viewer which is why I'm copying the stats over to obsidian as soon as I encounter a new enemy. Thankfully they're few and simple enough

played 2d6 dungeon for like 2 hours total today and while it is a dungeon crawler with basically no mandatory role-playing or interpretation, it does help someone with decision paralysis like me to get in the mood of playing and note taking

that's it im getting a fucking lobotomy

i wonder if im just childish and wrong in thinking i really am not able to take care of myself sometimes

having a plushie representing some of your far away oomfies is great cause it means you can sleep every night with your big sister or casually take a nap with your bestie even if you never met them irl yet 🥺❤️

only in dreams ;)

that last post was supposed to be about dating your sister but english doesn't have a specific expression for getting a girlfriend that isn't, well, "getting a girlfriend" :p points for spanish

the best girls you can date are the ones you keep bumping into at family reunions

playing Lunacid feels like this tweet

necromancy is such a mood tbh

is it good for the economy if the 2 kinds of jobs are the kind that make you miserable and tired enough to spend 35 dollars to get a burrito delivered to your front door and the kind where you fetch the burrito and get 2 of the 35 dollars

idea for increasing developer efficiency: just shut the fuck up and let them work

when she hits u with the “you’re like a sister to me” and u gotta decide whether ur gonna siscon up the relationship or not

I just tried dr pepper and it's.. cherry flavored? that's it? I don't like it

OMG US RIGHT NOW 🥰🥰🥰

the good part about having difficulty cumming is that I can try again and again and again and end up creampieing her 🤤😋

fuckkk just got peed in my mouth and now im getting a handjob 😵‍💫

react was never supposed to be used in production, it escaped containment from a computer that shouldn't have been plugged to the internet Like a deathly virus spreading from a lab because an idiot pressed a red button, it consumed many, and brought pain to the lives of those who resist it.

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i just ate like 10 ice cubes

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

reminder:

Silly

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Girl, I am losing my mind

i am the queen of over-sharing 😇

i spent all evening with my little sis and a 10yo we met at the fishing club and it was so wholesome and fun 😭😭

i had a dream where girls kept following me around a place and we all exchanged handjobs

im a bit of a chaser tbh bottom text

my wife is so good at blowjobs 🤤🤤

NEVER FORGET

anyone else wanting to be kept in a kennel all day like a puppy? wearing my collar and only being let out for free use and bed time cuddles. not having to worry about anything except making my owner the happiest girl in the world,,

Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked

That old text you've read that can't possibly mean the trans interpretation you have of it? It means that. The author just didn't know they were writing about transgender experiences.

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im making paper dnd minis using printableheroes.com (tier 1 patreon for the pdf creator is so worth it) and since they didn't have a halfling rogue I liked or could use, I took a human rogue and scaled it down to 75% lmaooo

sometimes when watching TechLinked I'm like wow if these are the opening stories then the first quick bit's gonna be crazy! and it's always more stupid crazy than I thought. wdym the idiot rich man wants to copyright telekinesis? lmao

bronies were out there fucking and creampieing mares before it was cool

I don't usually cum, but when I do, it tastes fucking amazing 😋

A beautiful woman is indistinguishable from a dog

korone work out!! (she so strong !) #できたてころね

more bitch in red 🍒

my dreams are LOUD. sometimes i wake up and it's just... *silence*