scrandle today was diabolical

I appreciate the sentiment very deeply, but at this point apologies are nothing more than detritus to me, just ambient dust, devoid of worth. I can’t buy any vanilla soylent with an apology. I can’t get high on an apology. i can’t put my dick in an apology, hell i can’t even whack it to one!!! c’mon

Stumbled on a Japanese post saying “酒！女装！Linux！” (“Sake! Crossdressing! Linux!”) searched and found a few others with the same phrase, some on Bluesky too. Origin unknown to me. Curious combo.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

flintstones bit where fred washes his hands then pulls on the hand dryer dinosaurs tail and it rips ass for a minute straight

Help!

ahh, yep, that was jar jar binks porn.

Jollibee Meteor logo is killing me

we should normalize being really romantic with our friends

every time someone posts something positive about Marathon I'm gonna bring up the text chat censoring the word "trans" until someone proves its been undone.

does the text chat still censor "trans"

This is really specific but I love when the Kirby games use the sleep ability as a stage hazard cause then you start getting level design like this

"this is my alt where i jack off to dubcon incest porn" thats awesome! this is my main where i jack off to dubcon incest porn

Maybe one day I'll get really lucky and they'll come to Seattle. Maybe.

do you think his smile is him hiding his intention to fry the chocobo later

Dear game creators: they already made Dark Souls, you don't have to keep trying to make it yourself

死刑

My desktop computer will no longer turn on. What's up with that? Guess I get to do a whole bunch of troubleshooting and stuff.

Re-rendered the Wild Woody: Twisted Legacy cover in 4K without any boxart distractions.

crop gonna kill this one

I made the Girl Who Stinks Good. Remember her

This gem

making the best out of my last few slots on the island

jenkem would go crazy in seattle

i love starting with "lots of strange reactions to this game" and following that up with the strangest reaction yet

made for an unfinished zine. still probably one of my favorite illustrations ive done (2022)

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

your music saved me

a quick comic about “lesbian”

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

come on man.

"municipal stim toy" is a beautiful name for a girl

またやってる笑

Battle Maison NPCs are a nonstop parade of "This is a Wendy's" life stories

let's call it what it is, pal

I'm fucking crying #tomodachilife

thinkin about how penny's been bred by all of her eevees at least once

today's her day!! 🍃🐱

Art I made about age dyshporia

She’s smoking weed that only vampires can smoke again so don’t even think about asking her to pass the joint

by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing. #godpuppy

I haven't read Penny Arcade in over a decade. It comes up in conversation, I check the newest strip. It sucks ass. I click on the "random classic strip" button. I get one from 2007. It still holds up, somewhat.

cant get too in the weeds about it rn but im couch surfing at the moment and grocery money is pretty tight if anyone wants to donate to the Let Eden Have Nice Things (Like Soda And Frozen Pizza) Fund my c*sh*pp is $schizokonoko and my p*yp*l is [email protected] no pressure but anything helps 💖

Good morning