6️⃣7️⃣!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE’RE SO BACK

I like to look out the window

people who use ai for writing are like (see sahur, tung tung tung et al 2003)

My indoor shoes smell a lot,,,

Omg after I complained the wifi worked enough to let me finally send this email

I feel like a turtle on my back when I don’t have stable wifi I can’t anything related to trying to get jobs or anything

Why does everyone else have cute panties while I have uncute panties

sorry i forgot to vote

another day another "job interview" turning out to be an AI chatbot scam

Chat…. It’s pregnant………,,,,, what do I do,,,,

cursed,,,,, looks like stinky stuff :((

I KNEW IT THE ARGENTINE OREOS ARE SMALLER THAN AMERICAN ONES look how much less creme you get 😭😭😭😭

I don’t need therapy, I just need a 2026 Hyundai Tucson

I love my oomfies that know me inside and out and still love me

Since it's June 1st, that means it's been 1 year since it was おむつの日 while I was in Japan and a woman sat next to me on the train who was without a doubt wearing a diaper I hope she's doing good

okay like actually i was looking at the photo yesterday and i thought the engines didnt look right but then like i didnt question myself

my dumb ass is not autistic enough to notice the engines were wrong......

oh--- theyre different planes same number 😭 im so dumb

this is so cool holy shit you could walk out on the wing????? my gf flew in a relic???????? thats so crazy

I just remembered I usually use two packets of gravy mix for something like this and it was never gonna be enough with one packet,,,,,

As someone who has made beef stroganoff a million times……. I fucked up The gravy didn’t cook right… It’s so pale…….

Next to the diapers in the grocery store Why do they always smell so relaxing

Chat which one for beef stroganoff

Nobody else around me has plane autism so nobody else is appreciating the fact my girlfriend’s plane yesterday was this one that used to be on display at a museum That’s so fucking cool 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Chat I want beef stroganoff

chat something's off with my brain dont trust me

になもも

A little bit of pee never hurt anyone!

i might've drank pee last night

so uh I've been drinking a lot of beer lately but always like a blonde ale and like yeah it does kinda taste like it

i was at a coworker's dinner and I called this gay guy a "twink hunter" and he went on about how he doesnt like twinks because they have baby faces and hes not a "peedo" ???? anyway happy pride

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Mahiro Oyama #onimai #おにまい

Forbidden soda

buu buu desu wa

I accidentally tickled my own balls 😭😭😭

Do people actually watch Northern Lion ™️

Girls should treat me like this at all times

alright thats it youre going into the cave

Mahiro found a really big tree!!!

sleepy

I can’t believe he’s so short

This is my third beer this week. I feel my dad coming back with the milk

Bluesky jannies told me to clean up my pee :(

I love the feds in my DMs like hiiii do you have job openings? Nooo you’re on a hiring freeze? Damn that sucks :((

It’s crazy what you can find when you know the area really well