The windows make me cum faster than bill gates did on that island

fuck I still have 1/4 of this beer left omg

I really like having an iPad but everytime I use it for anything like social media or YouTube, I feel like a boomer lol

can i post this here

nyaa, even

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After a whole day in Quilmes, we’ve finally landed our two hands on the local delicacies

Huh???? GOD?????????????

What the actual fuck are these doing here??? They’re real too???? I’ve never seen Blue Archive anything here???

checking for accuracy

FUCK this bird in particular that pooped on me

SOUTH CAROLINA IS SO BACK

I’ve had three people comment on this shirt since I bought it a minute ago

Went to Quilmes today to pay our respects to the best alfajores

I love those Chinese bootleg car brands here like fucking upside down Acura and upside down Chrysler

who wants to fetishize my virginity

@oomfie

“We’re bringing back the train to Bahia Blanca” Man I fucking hope so I’d love to take the train that’s been closed since one crashed in 2022

I forgot to take a photo until I was almost done eating but we did it chat we found cheap food yummy

This is so bullshit why ain’t it blue and yellow on the inside ???

The temptation to somehow get choripan today despite having no cash on hand

I’m going to eat this chicken

それはそうとこれはブルースカイの被差別身分が好きそうだなと思って撮った写真

tummy hurt :((

ウサギ いなちゃん🐙

do you think she’d let me touch her john too

I fell asleep on my partner and I guess I had a dream because I woke up mumbling about something and they were confused and tried to get me to repeat what I said and I got angry and said I didn’t say that and then I said they borrowed something and then I stormed off and yeah idk what I was on about

what the heck did Kinema Citrus make out of freaking my little mermaid

List of people I’m never going to be able to forgive:

I’m watching a whole country go through the 5 stages of grief in real time

Gonna need a candlelit vigil

That red card was so fucking bullshit

IM DYING

Great half time show for age regressors that commit to the bit too hard

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TOM CRUISE WHAT

When Argentina wins, I’m so tempted to try to go find Pekora

I like fernet but man I make some dogshit fernet con coca(ine)

do you think she smells good do you think she’d let me sniff i like sniffing girls hi are you a girl can i sniff hi hi hi sniff sniff

They told me that if I wanted to grow up big and strong that I had to wear those african neck ring things

man I’m so thirsty

ゆるゆりさんはい

This is the funniest game ever

I genuinely have no idea who to root for for tonight’s game. England or France? I don’t like either of them especially in these games

oh my gods it's Rika nippah~, las islas malvinvas son argentinas, nippah!