oh shit, i'm sorry. sorry for what? our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. especially since they're such good size and all.

おやすみ #祭絵

They will never let us mute RTs

HOW TO MEASURE MY DICT youtu.be/4qJ9lOOYAQg?...

くみれい

There should be a California flag emoji and the fact there isn’t is because of be tyrannical grasp of the United States government and the emoji consortium’s inability to do anything but kneel

We are 3% of the way through 2026 is a freaky statement

I love earthquake early detection warnings “0 seconds”

Rhythm games peaked at SIF tbh

my hottest manga/anime take is that we should ban yaoi

My daddy always told me not to mix grain alcohol and drugs but my daddy also stopped talking to me after the age of 2 days so what does he know

Need a loli so fucking bad rn

I love food with cheese

mlem

Road of The Sauces????????

A lot of American’s “dream car” is some expensive supercar or something. However, mine. Mine is a Toyota HiAce Don’t worry about why

I was curious so I was looking at how much I paid for my ram in 2020 versus today and I paid $68 for 16gb Corsair memory DDR4 which is now $170 today 😭😭 it’s not even current gen now

I don’t know if I’m antisocial or just really bad at planning things because I’ve only met up with one friend once here in Argentina and I know like at least 3 other people in the area and well over 15 in surrounding countries

>claims she's not addicted to pissing >literally can't go a single day without pissing

Y’all know what the cardboard box is for, right?

I’m chid

I’m not drunk how do drink I’m chil

The international community will never know the heaven that is “a pack of oreos is not a sleeve of oreos” We get like 60 oreos for the price of 10 oreos internationally

i really cannot be left alone with any kinda small silicone doodad because i will just chew on them like i'm POSSESSED

My gf uses the exact same toothbrush as my mom …I think Freud was right

I took a shower

The disc of rice

Why does my coffee look like that

watching vtubers live is being productive because I haven’t watched anyone live since saba debuted

大阪でキッスってください

I hope fuwawa has sucked mococo’s dick while it was stuck through a pon de ring

Manifesting Manifesting Manifesting Manifestinggggg

they should make a big white van that lures little lulus out to get ice cream but they better than cookies and cream and it better be made of real oreos or else she’s not getting in the back and going home with the driver

I want ice cream why does nobody I know have a car to bring me ice cream :(

Telling the immigration officer that I’ll be visiting the us for “6-7 months” ended me in ice custody for suspected tourist visa overstay

There’s like 3 foods I have never been able to make myself despite trying multiple times: 1) medium rare steak 2) curry 3) spaetzle

Google how to become normal Google how to stop freaking out at everything Google why am I schizophrenic Google what can I do to make the stalkers stop Google why don’t I have any money Google what’s the secret to getting money Google why do I have no skills Google why do I suck

tfw make extremely minor understandable mistake that almost certainly no one will notice and i actually start crying and feel like im gonna vomit

クッソwwwwwwwwwwwwもうそれにしか見えんwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I don’t like how the oyaki on the left always looks like those cross section pictures of an onahole

we went to norway plaza yesterday it was a cute little park nice to see representation for my country 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🌎🌎🌎🌎💸💸💸💸🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

三角構図好き過ぎる絵

My goal in life is to slowly upset everyone until everyone blocks me and all I’m left with are Japanese posts that I can basically not read 😭 and that will be my immersion

I hope when I’m 40 I take in a small girl and live a happy life like sato and shio

are you my stalker? do you want to be? do you know where I live?

Oh, Lulu (🇦🇷 until 🇯🇵) 📛🍼🐇, it's totally okay that you sometimes pee in bed at night, especially when you're 9! Lots of kids your age experience that, and it's not your fault at all. You're definitely not alone in this! 💖 Here are some super gentle and helpful things you could try! First,