my fucking brand new surge protector gave me the blow up white smoke gender reveal :((((((((

Good morning 😭😭😭😭

i wish that everyone who hates children would die

えっちなのでガン見してるの？このすけべ！

My gf wants you to know that skibidi toilet makes lulu hard

Took the Japanese trains back from the pizza shop Fun fact these trains came from Nagoya where they were colloquially known as the ロリタ・エクスプレス

This is Nabokov’s legacy 😭😭😭

Partaking in Argentine culture 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

What the fuck.. they turned her into a sponge…. funnies shit I’ve ever seen

Alright chat who do I know in Washington DC

I’m sleepy goodnight

Got Chinese food 🫡🫡🫡🫡🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

Peeing (Texass)

Mahiro is flying again!

ワンダーの穴

26 year old playing with toys

google dot com how to get good at lying

Just learned about Manko Lake in Okinawa Now I see why the Americans wanted it so badly, fucking—- pussy lake

that one girl in the back when the teacher yells WHO ATE ALL THE ELMERS GLUE

Alright which one of my moots keeps sending pee stuff to northernlion

Do catdolls ummmmm turn yellow over time like a snes

corporate slumlord vs corporate slumlord, japan is crazy

what a better time

Man fuck Adobe I just need to convert this png to a pdf and then merge that and two other documents together to submit to work and you want how much fucking money for me to do that once every couple of years???

Found this fucking guy on my doorstep Pervert Bet he’s trying to sniff my feet

My body count could be higher with YOUR help

“Wataten is about the kids” versus “Wataten is about Miyako” showcase two very drastic levels of reading comprehension and understanding of sexual psychology.

I get in the Mya-nee cosplay and go around AX with my handler going table to table reading off my court-mandated speech

Nisemonogatari Episode 7 It'd be incestuous...

Gura is cooking #vtuber #gawrgura

Drinking the famous Okinawian beer 🍺

I need to cosplay one of them

I ordered pizza

me when i see a pizza

when I’m in church too sensei

“Gaping hole” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Damn 😭😭😭😭😭

Man she’s so cool how do I become as cool as gigi do you remember murin

Me when my students ask me if I watch anime when everything I was watching yesterday were sexually explicit lolicon shows

I had to look this word up and it’s like the most traditionally sexual thing in this whole game

the year is 2020: trans women want to be cats the year is 2023: trans women want to be puppies the year is 2026: trans women want to be 10 year olds the year is 2029: trans women want to be liquid or perhaps slime of some sort

I keep seeing videos of someone in a full body kigurumi of this railgun girl and man it’s twisting my brain wires up I feel so alive

Some of you are scary, kowai even

Misuta・Besuto

😓

Fun fact I went to margaritaville once and now I like blue cheese

I opened up Gigi’s stream and she’s just using a finger pointer to point at boobs