You know it’s really hard to be like “the government needs to improve my social status as a __________” when you’re in the US cause there’s already a billion things going on wrong

Perverts on the internet would love to see me get sold into sex trafficking

i can’t believe we bombed iran because the madoka movie was delayed if madoka was here she would’ve redirected those missiles

I had two dreams last night where I was a kid 😭

Bau Bau Bau Bau :3

It should’ve been me

It’s March ,,,

Having a medialuna at Freddo in the USA, insane

What the fuck chat Why is it in koreatown

Same car!!! I guess the QRT pic is just like taken while it was being modified but why would they repaint it before modifying the body !! That’s so weird !

Oh fuck wait I got the name wrong I lost 😭

Y’all aren’t as autistic as me about this I’ll always win 😭

chat are we getting nuked

As a train autist I’m so fucking confused

Feeling really down so I’m going to McDonald’s because it’ll always make me happy

Just passed a place with the only words on the building “The whole child” ????? Are they selling them?

I saw a train and I got super happy I’m so autistic

It is so hot today 😭😭

Rise and Grind GOONERS

お題で書いた

必ず帰るから待っててね、ホシノ #ブルアカ #BlueArchive

この時間帯は私がフォローしてる無修正素人投稿画像リポストアカウントが大量の割とかなり汚めの女性器画像を大量にリポストしまくる時間帯 なんも手入れされてなさそうな女性器が溢れるTLにしてくれてることに私は心からの感謝を捧げる

I pet a nice doggy at a drop off :3

Nah wtf I parked to deliver an order and I parked in front of a driveway with a twin of my car facing me My car is 21 years old, its so weird seeing so many of them

Girls Peeing Everywhere

Queeeeee were these always the lyrics 😭😭😭😭😭

Chat chat I’m gay

It’s going to be 88 degrees tomorrow which is going to be absolutely miserable especially for my phone which thermal throttles when it’s only 75 outside 😭😭😭😭😭😭

LA honestly is so different from the rest of California like wtf why am I using Spanish on a daily basis I would never do this back in Northern California queee

Chat I took another order from that McDonald’s $5 for 1.3 miles THERE WAS A MCDONALDS FOUR BLOCKS FROM THEIR HOUSE WHY ORDER FROM ANOTHER???

Nah wtf who does this Less than $1/mi Plus there’s like 6 or 7 other McDonald’s closer to them

Chat if you’re in LA and we moots you should buy me coco ichibanya

I’m really happy when uber orders bring me all the way to the really cheap $3.89 gas station

For some reason Siri is reading off all of the voice directions in metric despite the on screen being in ft and miles???????

It’s him!!!

6️⃣7️⃣😭😭😭😭😭😭

I love this post so much, I wish people knew about it

it’s the hrt

#ういさき #Avemujica #百合

I got a nail in my tire 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 $471

Sorry sorry for falling off I’m trying to make money :((

It’s so weird casually driving down Sunset Boulevard while watching the sunset There’s people that dream of doing this

They should feed me their food when I drop it off As a treat

I’m so sad right now

hrt can’t fix the fact that my eyes are two different sizes and my teeth are crooked