⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ her eyes are as green as pickles. her freckles are spread across her face like a perfect sesame seed bun. her cheeks as rosy as tomato. her beautiful mayonnaise hair… ketchup tinted lips… her cheesy smile… and her patties… 😍 she’s my burger ⠀

She accidentally spilled something in a narrow crook the other night and was too exhausted to pull out a vacuum cleaner to clean it up. She's now been watching the ants gradually move the spilled food these past couple days.

“ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ.” #FateRP ／ #FGORP ／ #MythRP ／ #MVRP

She's shoving a random capsule into his hand. When he opens it, he gets... a bear!

"Bet... What kind do you want? Farm animals? Sea creatures? Forest critters?"

"Psst, hey, hey... Come here-" Wearing suspiciously large trench coat, approaches, opens it up. "... Want a jubjub?"

Even if she hasn't seen him in months, she's handing Siobhan two gift baskets. One for Siobhan because it'd be rude to ask her to deliver something and not give her anything as well, and one for @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social that has: - Pumpkin bread - A bat plush - Lots of lollipops - Candy corn

She hates sweets, but she's been making pumpkin spice pancakes on the daily now... And of course, she's giving them out to neighbors and various people.

She's shoving a plate full of pumpkin spice pancakes into @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social 's hands. "I wanted to make a nice breakfast for once, but I hate sweets, so these are useless to me. You'd be better off having them."

"... What the fuck am I hearing-"

Trying her hardest not to laugh - Her face hurts, and her mouth is twitching from trying to keep a straight face to no avail.

@mythussfable.bsky.social ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ You into piss? ⠀

I'm letting Sunday know you're into NTR.

... There's a piss map??? I'm surprised you aren't into that honestly.

"Oh come on, she'll be fiiiine! You telling me you guys don't want a game you two can bond over?"

"So... What about escape from Skibidi Toilet? Should I get that for you and Quinn?"

"Basically a guy who battles against the skibidi toilets!"

... It's more unsettling than any potential morbid thoughts he has, honestly. But... so he feels less shame about said thoughts... She's straight up grabbing one of his hands, licking it, then biting it. Now she's had a "taste" of him, there's no need for shame regarding those thoughts, right?

@staghuntgambler.bsky.social "So do you still not want Skibidi Toilet Hero?"

... Did he just attempt to be all cutesy??

... Fair enough. Morbid curiosity is a wild thing.

Is that something he often thinks about with people he knows?

"Yes? Is this going to be some excuse to insult me?"

"A guy asked if I was single and which way I swung... Then implied he was planning to make a harem. Fuck my life."

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@mythussfable.bsky.social Do you miss these days?

"... Oh my god... He wasn't around for when the other Gallagher and Sunday had matching pictures of their toes interlocking. He missed THIS!"

Preparing food to eat... Realizes there's mold in the pasta sauce after already putting it in the pasta. Sighing, throwing it out. Reaches for the potato chips- Out of potato chips. Sighs, reaches for leftover taco meat... It's gone bad. Reaches for cheese... remembers she didn't buy cheese --

"..." Lost in thought yet again, to be alone with ones own thoughts is a terrible thing.

"..." Another day, another opportunity to pointlessly stare up at the sky and think of what could've been.

"..." Real depression hours (tm) Thinking about how her sister shouldn't have been held hostage... And then thinking about how if she was ever held hostage... would anyone have cared to try and save her? Or would she be left to rot? ... And further depression (tm) as she realized she probably--

"Why don't you stay and play for a while~?"

"... What the hell is motivation?"

"... What the hell does that even mean in this context?"

She's 30 tomorrow- ... man-

"I love the knock-off versions of Xianzhou food... ooh, fortune cookie, let's see... 'A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.' . . . Pfft. As if."

Why can't I be special? / All I am is dirt / Why can't I be perfect? / All I do is hurt

"How are you guys? I personally am doing horribly because no matter where I go... I see Gallagher and Sunday interlocking grippers for whatever fucking reason."

"Your words, not mine, you know." She retorts with a humble before taking a seat beside them, arms folded. Saponaria watches silently momentarily before slipping her a bag of jerky, noting "I'm presuming your tastes in food hasn't changed in all these years...?" "... Right, I still hate sweets,"-

She was silent for a moment, speechless... She looked at first in disbelief between the party and Gallagher, uncertain what to say... before asking with a huff "WAIT, if it's HER birthday, shouldn't it be a surprise for HER? I was invited LAST to her birthday party?!" Had it not been for her --

"... last one invited? What the hell are you going on about?" Well, she's not kicking or flailing about at least, even if her arms are folding and she's pouting. "... Also, I don't need a pity invite if that's what happened -"

Immediately SQUEALING-? "G-gallagher-! What the hell-?!" Even if startled... at least it got her out of her depressed little funk for now.

It's her sister's birthday. It's... a day alright.

... Thanks, I hate it.

... No clue, I didn't think this far.

... Do I get anything out of asking, pray tell? Any prize or whatever ?

Warm and comforting, it really was, eyes closed as she listened to the sound of his heartbeat like it was the only thing that mattered in this moment. When was the last time she felt this safe? When was the last time she had just allowed herself to feel like this? Has she ever at all? --

Now I might just for the sake of inconveniencing you.

I think I'd rather jump off a cliff than ever do that-