"Happy Asexual Awareness Week! In celebration, I have slipped potions into everyone's food at the tavern that makes them see everyone as horrendous for the week- So that way nobody can experience sexual attraction! You're welcome, asexuals!" ♡ ٩(´▽`)۶ ♡

"Damn... Still a skill issue." ( ･ω･)ﾉ

"Fucking skill issue." (○´3｀)ﾉ

"It's International Wife Appreciation Day! Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!" (✧∀✧)/

"It's Interastral Cleanup Day! So naturally... I replaced all snacks in vending machines with douches. You're welcome, world!" q(≧▽≦q)

"I knew playing Good Lookin' would summon the cowboy... I did not expect the booty shorts, though." ⁽⁽꜀(:3꜂ ꜆)꜄⁾⁾

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts. ⠀

Texting @loadedgun.bsky.social "Come to Penacony if you can, I'm playing that one country song that makes everyone think of you through the loudspeakers. (✪‿✪)ノ"

"In celebration of Interastral Country Music Day, I've compromised Penacony's speakers and now every single one is playing Good Lookin' By Dixon Dallas! Hopefully, people love hearing about bouncing off of booty cheeks!" (*бωб)

"... I need to do something devious." ( ・ิω・)ノิิิ

Sending @loadedgun.bsky.social Goatse. "Enjoy!!" ٩( ๑╹ ꇴ╹)۶

"Sorry. If that was too much and you think things like that shouldn't exist, you should sign the petition at lemonparty(.)org! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)"

Texts @loadedgun.bsky.social 2 Girls 1 Cup. "Enjoy." (✿◡‿◡)

To end the battle of the sexes once more, I have went to every clothing store I could find and put strap-ons on every female mannequin, and fake breasts on every male mannequin. ( *︾▽︾)ヾ You're welcome, worlds!

To unify women and men during shark week, I use those fake women penis piss things but adjust it so it covers my entire coochie, I let the pussy blood build up, pull a lever and I "piss" out my period blood at mach10. ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

(*´ ワ `*) ㏊㏊㏊~ You fool... She has 70 alternative accounts!

"I'm canceling you on tweeter dot com!" ₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎

"Am I still banned?" (ʃƪᵕωᵕ)

"..." （ノд｀＠） "Cruel man, so so cruel, not letting me spread tetanus awareness like this~"

＼(º □ º l|l)/ "I did not take into account cyborgs..."

"What? Isn't it important to encourage people to get vaccinated?" （*＾-＾*）

"It's immunization awareness month... in celebration... I've scattered rusty razors in various places to remind people to get vaccinated for tetanus. You're welcome!" (｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺

∘✧₊⁺OOC⁺₊✧∘ I forgot how funny I was on here fr (⩌⩊⩌)

Hey ladies, you know how menstrual products are WAAAAY too expensive? You know how cereal boxes have toys in them sometimes? I replaced all toys in cereal boxes with feminine hygiene products, unopened of course~ Happy Women's Month! (b˙◁˙ )b

"Would this help?" ◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦ Handing her a 24-pack of these.

Hey ladies, you know how menstrual products are WAAAAY too expensive? You know how cereal boxes have toys in them sometimes? I replaced all toys in cereal boxes with feminine hygiene products, unopened of course~ Happy Women's Month! (b˙◁˙ )b

.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ ⭑ooc. Totes sorry for inactivity, life has been a little silly! I'll try to be on here more soon! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

@mythussfable.bsky.social Hey, if I give you a perfect pick up line to use to seduce Sunday, will you let me get away with some fun in Penacony? ٩(｡͡•‿•｡)۶

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‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ to 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 tomorrow. ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍

In honor of women's day and women's month, I worked with someone to hack multiple databases and replace "History" with "Herstory". ฅ(๑•̀⩊•́๑)ฅ You're welcome, women! ✧(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧

"Oof, don't remind me of how the crime drama 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥!" She whined with a stomp of her feet. "Really, who do Sampo and Black Swan think they are not indulging in it properly? All that hard work for them to do it half assed~? Totes not okay!"

"Huh, didn't think you'd play a game that required... well, some critical thinking and reading comprehension." She's actually surprised for once! "It's far more than anarchy, you know that, right? Elation doesn't limit itself to the confines of societal labels~"

"Ufufu~ if you can keep that up, that is. People tend to be... Intimidated by my sense of elation. Or is intimidated too big of a word for a guy like you?" A jerk as always, Sparkle was.

"Heh; you act like I'm some highly wanted criminal in the real world... What am I? That one cowboy? I may be a LITTLE bit mischievous, but it's not like I'm committing crimes left and right~ Have more faith in me, Welt... That said, the real world is totes fine!"

Oh come on! This is some kind of discrimination!! That's a skill issue on the customers' ends if they left over her shenanigans! ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

A magician never reveals their secrets~ Or where she gets her cute fits. Red wouldn't suit her well anyway... Hm... Purple or blue would look good on her, though...

Oh? Hush; Quinn'll make her blush! Not really~ But the sentiment is appreciated all the same.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ The Stage is Setㅤㅤㅤ

Oh? Does she get to see?

Sparkle? ( 〃● ₃● ) ~ﾐ

"I could, but... Do you really want me to hide my cute little face? I'm hurt, Welt~" She frowns, but it's clear it's more playful than legitimate.

"Oh? Who says you can't have one any time of the year? To limit it to a month is an act of cowardice, after all~"

⋆˚ʚɞ ooc. Some of you may not know me... But I know you. (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

"I wasn't when I explained elation but... Yes, you should be very, very cautious around me, ufufu~! Or don't be, it'd be fun either way."

"Mm..." She taps her chin in thought, musing it over. "It depends on the one... Gallagher banned me from The Dreamjolt Holstery, which while I don't mind sneaking in, I'm not sure you want to get in that kind of trouble with me~"

"Eh, no problem~ Just know next time you ask me a question like that, I may not be so nice and may give you the wrong answer for funsies!"

"Oh Welt..." She places her hands on her hips, making small 'tsk'ing sounds as she shakes her head. "I thought you'd know by now... A magician never reveals her secrets, and that includes a girl's interests~ It's more fun when people are left guessing what there is to know about me, you know?"

"I'd tell you to check a dictionary, but something tells me you're the typical guy who is all brawn and no brain. In THAT CASE... Elation simply means great joy or happiness!"