|| : Got super busy this last week, my work keeps asking me to do overtime... Will get back to replies in a bit!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Listen 'ere, partners. Some a' y'all act you ain't drank sweet tea and it shows. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Can't blame 'em too much. Nothin' beats some soft flesh. Yeah, it's carbon titanium! Strong, lightweight, an' real shiny when it's good an' polished up. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Aw it ain't the same. Robot parts don't turn heads as much as y'think, at least not in the way some skin would. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ That don't sound to right ... Even I ain't showin' that much skin. Y'know, if'n I had any. ❞ He glanced down at his cybernetic body, on full display with his cropped jacket and dangerously-low ridden pants. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Tch. No class at all these days. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ His grin with a smile long, toothy and excited. Robin in booty shorts? Hell, Robin in a whole western getup? He'd die happy. ❝ Absolutely! Get'cha some booty shorts and one a' them button-up shirts y'can tie up in a bow, maybe a pair a' cowgirl boots . . . ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Lady you better put those things away a'fore you poke someone's eye out with'em. ❞ ⠀

|| : I think everyone who interacts with my Boothill needs to know that he is a massive slut. He MADE his body to look the way it does. And he wears clothing that would show SO MUCH SKIN (if he had any). I also ship him with a lot of characters, so... wink wink.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ It was merely to emphasize his point, but had Robin wanted to fall into his arms, he would have gladly accepted her. ❝ A'course! Booty shorts an' cowboy boots an' chaps ... It's all in good fun. ❞ A soft chuckle. ❝ An' I gotta say, I'd love t' see you in booty shorts. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ The Interastral Country Music Day, a'course! ❞ He spread his arms wide and grinned as toothy as a shark. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Doing a silly little pose with his hand on his out-jutting hip. What a slut. ❝ It's an important day today, Robin. I gotta represent. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ It's been 3 days since he had his last drink and his throat is as dry as a desert. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ If he don't get a kiss right now, he's gonna start singing "Old McDonald" at the top of his lungs. ⠀

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ N-Now listen, it ain't what it looks like. ❞ He slowly put the figure down on a nearby surface and stepped away from it like it was radioactive. A few swallow failed to wet his throat. ❝ Someone dropped it off 'ere and I found it. Weren't gonna let no one else look at it... ⇥ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Always a risk with a blackleg like you, ❞ the cowboy breathed out sharply. It wouldn't change things a lick if Aventurine brought about trouble with the Stonehearts, but he certainly didn't want his partner getting snuffed before he could be useful. ⇥ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Robin is going to hate him forever. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ . . . ❞ A glean of guilty understanding crossed his black eyes. She was right, of course. With a tight press of his lips, he pulled the statuette from behind his back. Lewd. Scandalous, even. Compromising of her innocence and purity in the worst way. ⇥ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Right, right, Mr. High-Roller. ❞ He emitted a small, dry chuckle at Aventurine's clumsy mimicry of his colloquial term. That posh accent sounded weird saying "tenderfoot". He removed his hand from the wall and perched it on a metal hip. ⇥ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Swindlin' some poor tenderfoot outta his money? Shake them aces outta yer sleeves. ❞ It wouldn't be a proper meeting between Boothill and Aventurine without some teasing banter. The cowboy grinned wider, teeth practically sparkling with his rue. ⠀

@staghuntgambler.bsky.social ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Leaning against a wall with cross ankles and a wide grin. ❝ What's cookin', good lookin'? ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Mean?! I ain't got the heart t' be mean to you, sugar! Now don't be lookin' at me like that . . . ❞ He's innocent! He's even taking his hat off to convey his honesty. Still not . . . showing her the statuette though. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ It hurt. That tense smile was a bullet right through his heart. He knew she knew. ❝ It's, uh . . . some kinda fan thing. N-Not mine, jus' somethin' I found! Or . . . someone planted it on me. ❞ He's not budging to show her. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ He almost drops the statuette like it's a hot potato. ❝ R-Robin?! ❞ Did his voice just crack? ❝ H-Howdy there ...! ❞ Hiding the sinful thing behind his back. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Holding a rather infamous statuette of Diva Idol Popstar Robin: extremely NSFW pu**y fountain Robin. . . . . he doesn't want to be seen with this thing, but it's oddly well-made. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Just texts back a single line, " wtf" ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Awright, awright, they won't be bar-hoppin' tonight. Maybe instead, they could do somethin' more subtle. Somethin' more ... up her alley. Fancy dinner, long walk on the beach, hit up the local fair ...? She ever been on a ferris wheel? ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Yeah, sometimes his ol' knees start t' clank when he bends or his wrist starts poppin' cause the screws get loose. Havin' a tin body ain't all its cracked up to be. But he's right as rain now! An' ready to take 'er out fer a good time ~ Whaddya say, Singin' Queen? ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Nah, he's been holdin' up strong. Got his body a tune-up few months ago and it's all nice and oiled up. See? No squeaky joints anymore. She ain't done nothin' fun since she got off the leash? Need some recommendations ~? ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Of course. He's eatin' right (bullets) and stayin' hydrated (alcohol) and havin' loads of fun (blowing up IPC assets). Been a real good boy, promise ~ How's she holdin' up? Enjoying her freedom? ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Tastes like over-spiced burnt chicken . . . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Eats one. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Robin!! There's that sweet, sweet gal! ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹. Alright, everyone, let's jus' settle on down 'fore ya get into a real tizzy. He's here. Your main event. 💥❤️ ⠀

|| : I truly believe that notifs not working single-handedly killed this platform's RP scene.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Coughs up a plume of dust. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Really now? Does that mean I ain't gon' get one? ❞ His eyebrows stitched together, grinning despite the false sadness projected in his voice. ❝ Y'really gonna stand there an' watch me keel over from lack a' kisses? ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Maybe if he was human. It didn't matter much to him with his robotic body. He was too preoccupied peppering her shoulder in kisses anyway. And a little nip for good measure. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Murmurs tiredly as he kisses at her neck. It's been a long few weeks. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Head on @thalass0phil3e.bsky.social's shoulder . . . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Where is dragon wife. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Crawling in through the *READER's window. He's somehow back. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ I got a hankerin' t' kiss a pretty bird. ❞ ⠀

//Okay finally compressed this enough to fit in Bsky. DID A GALLAGHER VIDEO. Best quality with credits here: youtu.be/zHRtcKsGjBQ?...

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