|| that video where it was like— "Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was a millionaire CEO -" Romani would be cleaning, cooking, doing the laundry, watching reality TV shows midday, gossiping with the older milfs and retirees in the neighborhood, clipping coupons for groceries...

What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.

Brother Bhima, your silence strikes fear in me.

Here's your manwhore permit.

［ FOUNDATION RESTORED ］

I don't think my clairvoyance would have predicted those string of words if I still had it.

The flower born in the islands smiles wide as his heart is big. Even if he's fated to die loveless, he will still give his love to those he sees fit.

|| softblocked someone on twt for going "if you ship x character with a, b, c, or d, go away" so I did 😭 like ok, i get it, i'll ars nova us out of your sight

New reaction image dropped

I hope you are blessed with plenty of action. 🙏 Wear this wool scarf to boost your charisma. When I was a young lad, I wore this and calculated an extra 15% increase in problematic gazes from women. It should work on men too.

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I'm sorry, but, did you just call me straight? Fuck you, get out of my house, party's over. DO YOU THINK A STRAIGHT CIS HET MALE COULD MAKE PASTRIES LIKE THESE?

david: it's pride month, solomon. you know what that means. me: huh me: what me: did you want me to like me: marry a man??? me: what

me, explaining my universe, Fate Grand Order, to other people: so imagine Night in the Museum. Or a cosplay con but we're all self-aware.

They hollow ataraxia'ed me.

Traumatizing the homunculus that is myself by telling him about all the fucked up shit my siblings did to me.

I'm too old for timeloops.

Sorry guys, I'm going through a timeloop. I'll let you know when they release me.

What do you mean I'm plot relevant. AFTER TEN YEARS?

Can we hold hands at the very end?

|| Halfway done to re-reading the Final Chapter. Then I will make a Marisbury and we will ball. I miss the old version of Sunday.

|| OC2: "Edmond Dantés creates a world out of Fujimaru's memories based on their home in Tokyo in the year 2015." me: oh, so Marisbury might be Ritsuka's dad? 😳 the real answer: nah, we were too lazy to create a new asset so we just reused an old CG and slapped them on lmaooo

Distressing.

... Maybe 75%.

...

I'm pretty sure the breasts went to Marie.

me when I accidentally close out of the three dozen tabs I was keeping for the last two weeks:

Happy Pride Month to my several dozen lesbian and bisexual wives in the past. You would have loved it in the year 2026.

The cosmos may deny you but I won't. #HappyPrideMonthSoon 🏳️‍🌈👬👨‍❤️‍👨🌈

|| this edit did numbers on Tweeter. ❤️

|| hes a girl dad (+ one girl having the spontaneous ability to get a sex change)

I miss her.

|| I injured my leg so I'm using that for explanation for my lack of creative brain cells.

［ DATA LOST ］

Why can't people just ask. 🥲 Do my dialogue tree and roll to skip the bloodshed.

I think drugging people with chloroform is illegal.

Girl... What were YOU doing at the devils sacrament?

The cosmos may deny you but I won't. #HappyPrideMonthSoon 🏳️‍🌈👬👨‍❤️‍👨🌈

|| i am followed by literally dozens of non-rp accounts on twitter so i am literally lowkey embarrassed to roleplay lol

Oh. That's the entirety of the United States represented by one unhinged individual.

|| grand order bitch you fucking thought

//adding "grand order hello" to the bot.

|| "horseshit company to invest in AI" recent news from 7 days ago— Oh, yeah, the Amphy story sorta clocked that already lmao

is this Dr. Romani's desk or what #FGO #shiniposting

Fate/Grand Order had highest revenue in Japan for mobile games during the New Year's period from December 27, 2025, to January 4, 2026, earning over $20 million. sensortower.com/ja/blog/mobi... #FateGO #FGO

Male thot, enemy of the state.