If I make it to 85 my only job will be taking an edible and sitting on my porch.

Slide in this sticky sweaty butthole! 🥵🍑

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Love when figure skaters spin around in a circle really fast makes me think they're about to digivolve

Every few weeks I get an email from Meta asking for me to provide them with birthday...they haven't taken the hint that I'm not just handing over my personal details anymore like in the olden days of the interwebz. Shit - I can't even remember the last time I even bothered to use our Meta Quest.🤔

Happy #fcf fellas! 🤗 I felt compelled to participate today.

Do you guys have that one Hot Guy From The Internet ™️ that you've been lusting after for literal years? ...yeahhh... @stopitwolfe.bsky.social is mine.

Educational and informational! 👍🏿😁

This would fix me...

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Relatable af

Just three yaks dancing to 'Beat It' in Lhasa city...

What would you do if you walked in and saw me in this position?

Blah blah blah, "big cock this, huge shlong that". That about kind dick, gentle weenie? 🥺❤️

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Stop posting ai. It is not funny or cute. It is gross and shameful.

Nothing holds more magic than the human butt

PSA make sure to clear the pipes every morning or else you'll spend all day horny

Instagram deleted my account so here’s this 😤

Happy #TummyTuesday

Together we can make this glory hole into a glory home.

soooo Teamspeak 6 Steam Chat Stoat or Matrix to replace Discord? yes, it's gonna be hard, but this was always going to happen Reps and Dems are both lobbying to do this to everything we use and f them too, for the foreseeable future, we have to get used to hopping around apps/tech and adapting

Who’s hungry?

Look at those legs...the thighs on this man. 🫦

Oooh - I love this photo. The composition...the lighting...and other reasons.

Agreed. Ef that.

Yes, you do. Now git!

If @bradventure.bsky.social, @spicybeefpaco.bsky.social, and I ever start a band this will be our album cover

Creamy hole 🤤

😍 It's so beautiful. 🤤

Absolutely salivating over @grueso.bsky.social! 🤤

raise your hand if you wanna hold each other's hard dicks or whatever ✨🙂‍↔️✨

The fact that Catherine O’hara died before Donald Trump is proof that god is fake.

I want to go see Sting in May...but I don't know of a single other person who likes Sting's music and will go with me. 😩

Really in the mood to slowly undress a man in a manner reminiscent of slowly unwrapping a gift. Like - I want to remove an article of clothing and then survey and appreciate what it is that I have revealed...then do it again and again until there is nothing left. le sigh

Why is this man so damn sexy y'all?! 🤩

Friends nudes > porn. You can’t change my mind

It's beautiful. 😍

Come cuddle up with Dad, let's beat the cold off together, champ!

Cum get your dad

Des plans ce weekend? Rien.

Hot tub balls are the best balls.

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sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail @daddykylex.com @xtylergreyx.bsky.social