sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail @daddykylex.com @xtylergreyx.bsky.social

Sipping hot chocolate

Sorry i havent been posting many pics. The short days and way less daylight makes me feel way less slutty lmao

Happy Friday. #FCF #FatCockFriday

I have got to get off the Internet. This specific meme proves that I'm too chronically online.

Smokey the Bear likes to let it all hang loose 😏💪🏼 #halloween2025 #beefybear

🤩 My goodness just LOOK at him. Ginger beard, light-colored nipples, belly AND freckles...🤤

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The whole spin that these guys are trying to take on this "digital twin" idea by saying that itll just be used to ask questions when someone is unavailable is BS. They are going to make an LLM/AI in your likeness. It will be a theft of your knowledge and personality. techcrunch.com/2025/10/15/e...

Talk about a Recession Indicator.. qz.com/olive-garden...

Cosigned.

Counterpoint: Jimmy Fallon trying to be political would be even worse

Doesn't my buddy have a great fuzzy chest and belly?! 🤩 (and some tasty looking nipples too! 🤤)

Leather and bush.

Y'all...this man. 🥵

Morning 😮‍💨 ☀️☕️ 🥚🥓

I love this reimagining of the Super Mario Bros song into a gospel song - it's so damn fun! youtu.be/LBIo5QuEeaA?...

Grrr...need coffee...

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How come none of you hot alt guys that have ear gauges and are covered in tattoos ever seem interested in making out with me?! 😪 I wanna kiss cute boys with tattoos! 😤

Howww do I get this job?!!

Hey! 👀⬆

I love when my good fortune leads to me being in this exact situation. 😁

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This will never not be funny (to me).

This would totally be me at the onsen.

Gotta find this shirt!

The body is bodying

Titties 🥰

i’m laughing so much at this toad loaf i might actually cry

I’m back to my paintings

I'm literally supposed to be doing school work right now. Instead, I'm spamming all ya'lls feeds with dumb meme.

I love the aesthetics of these pics. Also, Fall is coming. 🍂🍁🥮🌲

Literally me.

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I'm talking to you @fuzzyacres.bsky.social