"Fuck you’re tight." Me whispering to my budget.

3 wet dicks? 🤤

Woooow 🤩

Shout out to my husband! He's not on Bluesky though. It's just that today marks 21 years of us being together and I just think that's neat.

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My God. 🥵

Come suckle #uncut

Actual photo of me taking a shower after a long day.

I'm going

I don't care what anyone says - acapella can be top-tier when the arrangements are done right: youtu.be/o-9IDUVp9JI?...

My YouTube Music algorithm has been on-point recently and I'm so appreciative to come across some newer music and artists that I find compelling. youtu.be/CcpWZ2TGmM8?...

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

4 hours into my shift at work and I think I've already met my intrinsic productivity quota. About to spend the rest of my day doing the bare minimum while alternating between looking at YouTube, Reddit and Bsky. 🤭

I don't know who he is, but 🥵

Ohhh...definitely considering taking an edible and going to see this in IMAX. 🤩😱👽

Look at my buddy go! ♥️♥️

If I make it to 85 my only job will be taking an edible and sitting on my porch.

Slide in this sticky sweaty butthole! 🥵🍑

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Love when figure skaters spin around in a circle really fast makes me think they're about to digivolve

Every few weeks I get an email from Meta asking for me to provide them with birthday...they haven't taken the hint that I'm not just handing over my personal details anymore like in the olden days of the interwebz. Shit - I can't even remember the last time I even bothered to use our Meta Quest.🤔

Happy #fcf fellas! 🤗 I felt compelled to participate today.

Do you guys have that one Hot Guy From The Internet ™️ that you've been lusting after for literal years? ...yeahhh... @stopitwolfe.bsky.social is mine.

Educational and informational! 👍🏿😁

This would fix me...

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Relatable af

Just three yaks dancing to 'Beat It' in Lhasa city...

What would you do if you walked in and saw me in this position?

Blah blah blah, "big cock this, huge shlong that". That about kind dick, gentle weenie? 🥺❤️

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Stop posting ai. It is not funny or cute. It is gross and shameful.

PSA make sure to clear the pipes every morning or else you'll spend all day horny

Happy #TummyTuesday

Together we can make this glory hole into a glory home.

soooo Teamspeak 6 Steam Chat Stoat or Matrix to replace Discord? yes, it's gonna be hard, but this was always going to happen Reps and Dems are both lobbying to do this to everything we use and f them too, for the foreseeable future, we have to get used to hopping around apps/tech and adapting

Who’s hungry?

Look at those legs...the thighs on this man. 🫦

Oooh - I love this photo. The composition...the lighting...and other reasons.

Agreed. Ef that.