I really appreciate all the queer people dressing up, putting on the persona of "Coach" and being unreasonably hot in sexy outfits with supportive dialogue. But never in my school life did I ever have an attractive coach on the level these people are giving. Not even fucking close. I support. 🫠😌

Happy #FatCockFriday. Double dick posts? Sure. Sounds fun. 🥰😌

Sup? I'm your headless Grindr hookup for this morning. I didn't bring anything, don't remember what you said you were into, and I'm about to be the okayest lay you've had all month. Host? 🥰

Now that's a tummy to brighten my Tuesday. 🥺😌❤️

I grabbed my husband's wallet on the way out of the house, which means the ID card I use to swipe into and out of my office is still at home. Oh, Monday. 😅😮‍💨😌

Sundays are for the dogs. French patisserie, little market walkies and just the right amount of nuzzles. Thanks for being such a good boy for/with me, beta (@pupbismark.bsky.social) 🥰❤️🐕‍🦺.

Happy #FCF! Don't mind me, just trying to take a piss on a very firm Friday. 🥰😌

Sunday Night. Time for a tasty snack, some writing, and playing with my dick before bedtime. I love my weekends. 🥰🐻

Happy #FatCockFriday, featuring one of my favorite cumshots, as a treat. 😌🙂‍↔️😇💦

Thoughts on Thursday - Let it be known that I am not an Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats fan - and yet... Betty Buckley's 1983 Tony Awards performance of "Memories" has, and will always be, one of my favorite musical pieces. No notes, at all, perfect. Unreservedly, unashamedly, I love it. 🐈❤️

Aww. I love this hawg and his hog. ❤️🐗

Happy Hump Day, gentlepeeps! Post-massage, I always feel so good about my body. Anyone want to trade rubdowns? I'm told I am very good with my hands. 💆😌❤️

*wiggle wiggle* Happy #FatCockFriday, gentlepeeps. I hope the spooky season has treated you well. 🎃🍭

Happy Thursday, gentlepeeps. ❤️ 4:30 a.m. is a good time to workout, yeah? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (Hoodie graphic by Davey Krofta; beautiful human, amazing artist, long time crush 🥺)

#MondayMusings Cooking is something that brings me a profound sense of joy and connection; the preparation, buying the ingredients, the process of cooking and watching others enjoy what I've made. It feels good. I love to feed people. I love to make them feel safe and cared about/for. ❤️

Happy Sunday, gentlepeeps. I hope it's a relaxing and kind day. Simple day ahead for me; some shopping, some meal prepping and some much needed quiet. Our cat Winifred decided to join me for some coffee and nuzzles. 🥰🐶🐱

Happy #FCF little gay people in my phone. I'm looking for some tongues to slap this against, so, you know, please? 🥺🍌

I don't know, but, like, what if we kissed (again, if we've already done so!!!) while Kyle Minogue's "Love at First Sight" played in the background? 🥰

Thursday brings with it the duality of man. 🐻🐶

Truly the best of dogs. 🐕‍🦺🌭 @mowxla.bsky.social is a fuckin' delight, honestly, and I'm grateful there was time for me to be a goober with he and his equally delightful husband, @scoutmasterjohn.bsky.social. This photo makes me joyful.

How strange this life, with all its connections and joys.

Happy #ThrowBackThursday to when I, unintentionally, cosplayed a Creed roadie.

A combination of: Initial boredom. Fair to middling conversational skills. Generic cub/bear aesthetic. Cawk.

"Vague-skeeting", I guess? 🙃 Every time I see that kind of post, honestly, I am frustrated. Please, just stop - it doesn't matter, stop mentioning it, there's no inherent special quality to it. It's just a thing. Please develop a personality outside of it, I am *begging* you. I'm so grumpy. Lol.

Writing Update: A combination of depression, and the very talented editor @pupkaosnate.bsky.social being away on vacation, has made posting sporadic. But no longer. Chapters have been updated, so please feel free to enjoy. I should, hopefully, be back on a more consistent schedule going forward.

Happy Monday, gentlepeeps. You know, some people have really great resting bulge, and I think that's very Good™️of them. I celebrate their bulges, as I think you should as well. Please show me your bulges. 🙏❤️

"Sick of only married/partnered guys expressing interest in me" - maybe *try* something you haven't before and see if it works out. Pushing away opportunities for happiness, even if they aren't what you thought they might be, isn't going to bring you joy, bubba. Take the leap. Give love(s) a try.

Happy #FCF. Perpetually uncertain what to do with my face but not angry about this angle, honestly. 🥰

Caution! Objects in the #ThrowbackThursday mirror are less edgy than they appear! I believe in this photo I was...19? Likely the youngest photo of myself that I still have. Back when I had long hair. 🥰✌️

You hate to be stuck in traffic, but not I. The slow crawl, stop, crawl of it lets me listen to a single song on repeat while I sob uncontrollably, feeling that deep ache only chronic depression can bring and questioning all of my being in the comfort of my vehicle. We're not the same. 😤❤️✌️

You can lose weight and not fat shame people who haven't or don't wish to. Not sure why this is difficult to understand for some people.

The day ahead is long, so ask me things? 🥰 ngl.link/leprosaria32...

#MonochromeMonday Bees, cock honey, etc. I don't know, I just want to get my dick in your mouth. Sound like a plan? Also, the tiniest voice reveal.

Thoughts on Saturday. ❤️

#FCF progression. I always love my dick but there are some days that I could get lost in just enjoying it. Plus, through-the-zipper dick? Extremely erotic. Everyone should do it (careful; no pinched junk). 🥰

It has been a very difficult day but genuinely, not hyperbole, watching a video of a woman saying that Cracker Barrel was Jim Crow Applebee's made me laugh so fucking hard.

Writing Update: Rough week means no uploads, unfortunately. I'll resume posting next week, so apologies if you've been reading and looking forward to the next parts. ❤️✌️

"It's obvious you were never bullied in school." Ha! I most certainly was - up until I stabbed three of the bullies and bit one hard enough to draw blood. Then I was avoided and a rumor about me being a blood drinking Satanist (not true, partially) was started and continued into high school. 🥰🦇🎒

Ready for my MRI (Messy Ramrod Insertion). ❤️

Writing Update: Two more chapters have been added, and I think it'll be best to split uploads to two times a week (Tuesday/Thursday). I hope if you're reading, you enjoy. <3

Since November 2024 I've had chronic pain in my neck, shoulders and back - I'm in the process of accepting, understanding and managing this pain. I get asked how I am doing, often, and I usually mention it. And I won't ever feel ashamed for doing so. I'm in pain, which isn't an inconvenience.

#HumpDayRumpDay Okay. I've got about 30 minutes for lunch, so let's try to make this quick yeah? 😈😘

Oh gosh. 🥵

Such a sweet, friendly fella with a great butt. <3

Oh, sure - let's do it.

Catharsis at the Bear Event. Life is so strange and so very unexpectedly amusing. ❤️

It has been a long week, and I am grateful for the upcoming weekend relaxation. Uploaded the Chapters for my rewrite and look forward to clocking out of work, turning off my brain and just being for a few days. I hope you all are having a great week so far. 🥰❤️

Post regarding my writing - I have changed my profile header to include a link to the place you can read my fantasy rewrites if you have an interest. I will be updating this, hopefully, every Thursday in chapters (1-2 a week). Please feel free to enjoy and hit me up with your thoughts. ❤️

Thank you, @pupkaosnate.bsky.social, for being a supportive pup-editor. 🐕❤️ Links to the stories will be put in the comments of this post. I'll be updating the stories as I continue to rewrite them and will likely be posting in chapters, as I am able, through the coming weeks. DMs open for feedback.

Morning glory.