Happy #FatCockFriday, gentlepeeps. Turns out work is not nearly as fun as goofin' off in the bathroom and playing with my dick. Who could've guessed? 🥰❤️💦

Not my house but I know my way around.

I haven't (had) to work on a Friday in over a year - I enjoy my three-day weekends very much. But I have to today and, my gosh, I hate this. 🙃🥲

Last year, a beefy big-bellied ginger bear rode my dick to completion while his thick-dick bear partner made out with me. And I would like to manifest this for me, again, because I deserve it! 😌🙂‍↕️🙏🐻❤️

*Quietly watches the Stranger Things discourse, having fully abandoned the series during Season 2* 👀👀👀

Happy Monday, gentlepeeps. The number of nights that I have sat in this chair and just causally played with myself are beyond counting. It's a great place for thinking, relaxing, touching. Come rest your head against my thigh and I'll run my fingers through your hair? 🥰❤️

#TuesdayThoughts Me as I watch a mutual (or soon-to-be mutual) vigorously abusing their meat (or holes): 'I just think they're neat!" 🥺🙂‍↕️❤️ There's something so fascinating about watching people pleasure themselves; how they do it/what they do/why they do it. I'm so excited for them and so curious!

Oh hey, it's my soft weenie wiggling. 🐻🥰

Tuesday Vibes.

"It must be assumed, by virtue of its very nature and ever-presence, as well as accessibility, what lay here, in full view of all, is forever." Watching an implosion due to dishonesty and omission, with ensuing cover-up and damage control for shitty behavior is...how my Sunday morning is going. 😶‍🌫️🤷‍♂️

Come rut, you beautiful fuckin' mutt. 🥰😈🐗

Happy #FatCockFriday, gentlepeeps! Post-gym foolishness because Horny™️. Turns out a good pull day makes me wanna push, you know? 🙂‍↕️😈

#MondayMusings Kissing is a very intimate, deeply enjoyable thing to me and I hope the people that I've had the opportunity to kiss think I'm a good kisser. I'd like that. 😥🥲❤️

As a general rule, my sex drive is often quite high. I'm usually good to go at any time. But gosh, am I fucking HUNGRY for dick today. 😌❤️

Watching someone I love, someone who makes my heart full and my life so much more wonderful, breeding someone else I love and who makes my heart full and life so much more wonderful, is joyous. And really fucking hot. Especially when I get to slide in right after them. Happy fucking Saturday. 😌🥰💦

I really appreciate all the queer people dressing up, putting on the persona of "Coach" and being unreasonably hot in sexy outfits with supportive dialogue. But never in my school life did I ever have an attractive coach on the level these people are giving. Not even fucking close. I support. 🫠😌

Happy #FatCockFriday. Double dick posts? Sure. Sounds fun. 🥰😌

Sup? I'm your headless Grindr hookup for this morning. I didn't bring anything, don't remember what you said you were into, and I'm about to be the okayest lay you've had all month. Host? 🥰

Now that's a tummy to brighten my Tuesday. 🥺😌❤️

I grabbed my husband's wallet on the way out of the house, which means the ID card I use to swipe into and out of my office is still at home. Oh, Monday. 😅😮‍💨😌

Sundays are for the dogs. French patisserie, little market walkies and just the right amount of nuzzles. Thanks for being such a good boy for/with me, beta (@pupbismark.bsky.social) 🥰❤️🐕‍🦺.

Happy #FCF! Don't mind me, just trying to take a piss on a very firm Friday. 🥰😌

Sunday Night. Time for a tasty snack, some writing, and playing with my dick before bedtime. I love my weekends. 🥰🐻

Happy #FatCockFriday, featuring one of my favorite cumshots, as a treat. 😌🙂‍↔️😇💦

Thoughts on Thursday - Let it be known that I am not an Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats fan - and yet... Betty Buckley's 1983 Tony Awards performance of "Memories" has, and will always be, one of my favorite musical pieces. No notes, at all, perfect. Unreservedly, unashamedly, I love it. 🐈❤️

Aww. I love this hawg and his hog. ❤️🐗

Happy Hump Day, gentlepeeps! Post-massage, I always feel so good about my body. Anyone want to trade rubdowns? I'm told I am very good with my hands. 💆😌❤️

*wiggle wiggle* Happy #FatCockFriday, gentlepeeps. I hope the spooky season has treated you well. 🎃🍭

Happy Thursday, gentlepeeps. ❤️ 4:30 a.m. is a good time to workout, yeah? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (Hoodie graphic by Davey Krofta; beautiful human, amazing artist, long time crush 🥺)

#MondayMusings Cooking is something that brings me a profound sense of joy and connection; the preparation, buying the ingredients, the process of cooking and watching others enjoy what I've made. It feels good. I love to feed people. I love to make them feel safe and cared about/for. ❤️

Happy Sunday, gentlepeeps. I hope it's a relaxing and kind day. Simple day ahead for me; some shopping, some meal prepping and some much needed quiet. Our cat Winifred decided to join me for some coffee and nuzzles. 🥰🐶🐱

Happy #FCF little gay people in my phone. I'm looking for some tongues to slap this against, so, you know, please? 🥺🍌

I don't know, but, like, what if we kissed (again, if we've already done so!!!) while Kyle Minogue's "Love at First Sight" played in the background? 🥰

Thursday brings with it the duality of man. 🐻🐶

Truly the best of dogs. 🐕‍🦺🌭 @mowxla.bsky.social is a fuckin' delight, honestly, and I'm grateful there was time for me to be a goober with he and his equally delightful husband, @scoutmasterjohn.bsky.social. This photo makes me joyful.

How strange this life, with all its connections and joys.

Happy #ThrowBackThursday to when I, unintentionally, cosplayed a Creed roadie.

A combination of: Initial boredom. Fair to middling conversational skills. Generic cub/bear aesthetic. Cawk.

"Vague-skeeting", I guess? 🙃 Every time I see that kind of post, honestly, I am frustrated. Please, just stop - it doesn't matter, stop mentioning it, there's no inherent special quality to it. It's just a thing. Please develop a personality outside of it, I am *begging* you. I'm so grumpy. Lol.

Writing Update: A combination of depression, and the very talented editor @pupkaosnate.bsky.social being away on vacation, has made posting sporadic. But no longer. Chapters have been updated, so please feel free to enjoy. I should, hopefully, be back on a more consistent schedule going forward.

Happy Monday, gentlepeeps. You know, some people have really great resting bulge, and I think that's very Good™️of them. I celebrate their bulges, as I think you should as well. Please show me your bulges. 🙏❤️

"Sick of only married/partnered guys expressing interest in me" - maybe *try* something you haven't before and see if it works out. Pushing away opportunities for happiness, even if they aren't what you thought they might be, isn't going to bring you joy, bubba. Take the leap. Give love(s) a try.

Happy #FCF. Perpetually uncertain what to do with my face but not angry about this angle, honestly. 🥰

Caution! Objects in the #ThrowbackThursday mirror are less edgy than they appear! I believe in this photo I was...19? Likely the youngest photo of myself that I still have. Back when I had long hair. 🥰✌️

You hate to be stuck in traffic, but not I. The slow crawl, stop, crawl of it lets me listen to a single song on repeat while I sob uncontrollably, feeling that deep ache only chronic depression can bring and questioning all of my being in the comfort of my vehicle. We're not the same. 😤❤️✌️

You can lose weight and not fat shame people who haven't or don't wish to. Not sure why this is difficult to understand for some people.

The day ahead is long, so ask me things? 🥰 ngl.link/leprosaria32...

#MonochromeMonday Bees, cock honey, etc. I don't know, I just want to get my dick in your mouth. Sound like a plan? Also, the tiniest voice reveal.

Thoughts on Saturday. ❤️

#FCF progression. I always love my dick but there are some days that I could get lost in just enjoying it. Plus, through-the-zipper dick? Extremely erotic. Everyone should do it (careful; no pinched junk). 🥰