I am always happy to help out a friend. 🥰🐻👿💦💦💦

Diablo 1 - I really wanted to explore more options playing the Warrior outside of sword and board but fuck - it's just so effective, I can't help it. 😢⚔️🛡️❤️

#MonochromaticMonday Feeling very dramatic in my oversized towel. 📜👴

Happy #FatCockFriday, gentlepeeps. 🥰 Maybe it's because I have good memories of getting my dick sucked in this chair or it's just a very comfy place to stroke but I sure do love taking pictures in it. Especially with my dick out.

Thursday Thoughts: I see people make comments about either struggling to cum from oral or just not being able to do so at all - or disliking oral completely. Is this a common? Can you cum from oral? 💦 If they hits the right pace, though it takes a bit, I'll cum and I love getting my dick sucked.

It seems pretty standard* for artists to draw anthropomorphic nudes of big, beefy characters with huge cocks but sometimes I want to see a huge bull/wolf/horse/etc. with a short lil dick, you know? Thick character with a stubby (positive comment) cock? Yes, please. 🥰❤️ *from my own experience.

Happy #TummyTuesday, gentlepeeps! I hope the week has started off well for you. The weekend was filled with joy, great company, and several kisses. It feels nice to feel as good as I do at the moment, and to be reminded of the love in my life from so many people. 🥰

Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not.

Re-Skeet if you're a pup (or critter)! (Somewhat similar pose to my beta, Bismark - a VERY good boy🐕🥰)

Throwback Thursday to an exceptionally drippy afternoon. 👌💦

As a person who enjoys sucking dick and/or cock, sometimes I watch videos of people blowing someone and think - "It looks like you're trying to ram the cock through the back of your head." It just does not look comfortable to me. But, you know, everyone likes their dick sucked in their own way.

*vibrates in Discourse™️*

* "Oh, yeah, he's got the Tumblr cub aesthetic. You know, he-" "No need to explain. I know." *conversations with friends 🐻

Uh oh, Disillusionment! 🫠🙃❤️

Wiggling on Wednesday. Come do some wiggling or wagging with me? 🥰🥺

Happy #FatCockFriday, gentlepeeps. Bring your ponchos. Seems like a wet one. 🥰💦

Pit Tax.

Me to Me: "I swear to god, do not fucking shave your facial hair to look like a community theater actor in a Shakespearean play! Please, for fuck's sake, please do not do it!" Me, nodding slowly to Me: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙃🙂🙂🙂🙂

Does anyone else have a thing for hands? It's one of the first things I notice about people, and I just really enjoy people's hands; differences in size, shape, fingers, etc. Am I asking for hand pics? I think I am? Maybe? jkjkjkjkjk but what if? 👀

I'm looking forward to putting this cute lil fella on his back again. 🥰🐻🐷

I actually don't have anything profound to say. I'm just here to suck dick (all dicks), make people I care about laugh occasionally, and try not to be a piece of shit as often as I am able. And, apparently, early morning cardio. 😌🥵

Blah blah blah, "big cock this, huge shlong that". That about kind dick, gentle weenie? 🥺❤️

*plays with my dick frequently, edges for days at a time* A-am I gooning? 😅🥹

It's rare, but I do sometimes get clients who will proselytize in the empty spaces in conversations on the phone - which is always so very funny to me.

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1. Soft Goth Clothing (Average Quality). 2. Six shots of espresso (hot). 3. Two cartons of egg whites (Kirkland Brand) 4. +2 Pocket Knife (Excellent Quality) 5. A fan-fiction rewriting of a fantasy novel (Average Quality)

Happy #MonochromaticMonday! New underwear is always a treat. 🥰🥰🥰

This furry belly would cure me. I just know it. 🥰🫠🐻

Happy #FatCockFriday, gentlepeeps. I don't use toys often but I think I like this one. I could use some help though: wanna fuck the other side with me? 🥰😈💦

Happy #FCF. I'm sure fuckin' feelin' it. 🥰😌🥵

It's my Friday and there's really only one way to properly celebrate that, I think. 🥰😈❤️

Me: *decides to run a dog themed D&D game with Arthurian legend vibes for my group, for fun* @werefire161.bsky.social: *shaking violently, fists clenched* "You better not hurt ANY of the dogs! Or make them SAD!" 👀🐕💜

Oh, no my friend - unfortunately I don't care how [readacted] and mentioning it to me is fastest way for me to lose interest. 🤷👍

Happy #FatCockFriday, gentlepeeps. Turns out work is not nearly as fun as goofin' off in the bathroom and playing with my dick. Who could've guessed? 🥰❤️💦

Not my house but I know my way around.

I haven't (had) to work on a Friday in over a year - I enjoy my three-day weekends very much. But I have to today and, my gosh, I hate this. 🙃🥲

Last year, a beefy big-bellied ginger bear rode my dick to completion while his thick-dick bear partner made out with me. And I would like to manifest this for me, again, because I deserve it! 😌🙂‍↕️🙏🐻❤️

*Quietly watches the Stranger Things discourse, having fully abandoned the series during Season 2* 👀👀👀

Happy Monday, gentlepeeps. The number of nights that I have sat in this chair and just causally played with myself are beyond counting. It's a great place for thinking, relaxing, touching. Come rest your head against my thigh and I'll run my fingers through your hair? 🥰❤️

#TuesdayThoughts Me as I watch a mutual (or soon-to-be mutual) vigorously abusing their meat (or holes): 'I just think they're neat!" 🥺🙂‍↕️❤️ There's something so fascinating about watching people pleasure themselves; how they do it/what they do/why they do it. I'm so excited for them and so curious!

Oh hey, it's my soft weenie wiggling. 🐻🥰

Tuesday Vibes.

"It must be assumed, by virtue of its very nature and ever-presence, as well as accessibility, what lay here, in full view of all, is forever." Watching an implosion due to dishonesty and omission, with ensuing cover-up and damage control for shitty behavior is...how my Sunday morning is going. 😶‍🌫️🤷‍♂️

Come rut, you beautiful fuckin' mutt. 🥰😈🐗

Happy #FatCockFriday, gentlepeeps! Post-gym foolishness because Horny™️. Turns out a good pull day makes me wanna push, you know? 🙂‍↕️😈

#MondayMusings Kissing is a very intimate, deeply enjoyable thing to me and I hope the people that I've had the opportunity to kiss think I'm a good kisser. I'd like that. 😥🥲❤️

As a general rule, my sex drive is often quite high. I'm usually good to go at any time. But gosh, am I fucking HUNGRY for dick today. 😌❤️

Watching someone I love, someone who makes my heart full and my life so much more wonderful, breeding someone else I love and who makes my heart full and life so much more wonderful, is joyous. And really fucking hot. Especially when I get to slide in right after them. Happy fucking Saturday. 😌🥰💦

I really appreciate all the queer people dressing up, putting on the persona of "Coach" and being unreasonably hot in sexy outfits with supportive dialogue. But never in my school life did I ever have an attractive coach on the level these people are giving. Not even fucking close. I support. 🫠😌

Happy #FatCockFriday. Double dick posts? Sure. Sounds fun. 🥰😌

Sup? I'm your headless Grindr hookup for this morning. I didn't bring anything, don't remember what you said you were into, and I'm about to be the okayest lay you've had all month. Host? 🥰