Triple threat baaabyyy. 🩷🖤🩷

Make sure to wiggle your monitor regularly to shake the pixels back into place

responding to everything in emojis bc i’m too tired to have words

My homegirl just said, “men don’t realize a woman’s love language is often just not having to ask.” I never felt that more…

☕️Good morning, lovelies☕️ 🪷🩷🪷🩷🪷

Love a graphic novel! 💥 Am I doing this trend right

My gold string cheese panoramic IS COMPLETE

I've made two decks back to back now that focus on the expression of self sacrifice and it's got me wondering secretly if I'm ok LOL

“nobody wants to work anymore!” he nods in agreement, frolicking among the fields and hills with his friends

I didn't buy this card today but I should have. I have no idea who I would give it to.

This is a mood and a half lately 🫠. I am the only single person amongst all my close friends *sigh*

*looks at cheaper flight with short connection* *adds flight disruption to cart* *shakes fist at government* *selects $15 seat near front for anxiety for short connection* *head to checkout* /cart total equals more expensive base price of direct flight/ Why even bother trying to go cheap route 💀

No thoughts just:

Getting into hobbies/interests just to gain romantic attention from someone: ❌ Getting into hobbies/interests to broaden yourself and connect more with friends: ✔️

I lack self control in the sense that I overextend myself in every aspect of my life. Work and personal. And future. My future self is already overwhelmed and overextended too. You’re welcome future me! Have fun!

BlueSky is automatically hiding posts with cuss words in them. You may want to adjust your settings:

Taking time lapse videos of a candle melting is a great way to take a break from social media. Hell yeah! *turns on computer and opens youtube shorts*

!! PLEASE SHARE AND SPREAD !! Hello everyone! This is going to be a last minute fundraiser I'll be doing for the Utah Food Bank. I'm choosing to do a long stream on my Twitch tomorrow in order to raise up to $250 for families in need during the SNAP crisis!! www.justgiving.com/page/serena-...

Rosalie really had Bella's back trying to convince her not to name her baby RoastChicken. Until RoastChicken broke Bella's back.

I wish you the most spooky and fantastic Halloween! 👻 How many pumpkins can you recognize here? 🎃

Be the whimsical bubble blowing Nintendo guard you wish to see in the world.

We said no kings. Don’t evolve your slowbro. #pokemon

I'm polyamorous so that my polycule can dress up as the entire cast of 'The Mummy' for Halloween.

Pluto pumpkin sees all

It’s been a year since I’ve lost a lot of dead weight and wow. Best year I’ve had in a long time. 🥰🥹💖

➡️ The solution is clear: Secretary Burgum must close parks until the shutdown ends. ⚠️ Our parks and visitor safety are on the line. This will only get worse as the shutdown drags on. Read More: https://bit.ly/4o8tvOK

IT’S HELL’S KITCHEN SEASON BABBYYYY. Let’s gooooo.

Mondays have a certain *bangs head against wall* about them.

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

Beyond cancelling Kimmel's show are about 200 writers and crew members in LA who just lost their full time gig.

Crunchyroll revoked their Library Outreach Program which allowed public libraries to access their streaming library for free, destroying anime clubs across the country.

I had so many reel ideas for the ren fair. Guess how many I made???

Today I learned that candles get flagged in carry ons and have to get residue tested when going through tsa 😀

“What’s your type?” Window seat 😌

The Zodiac Signs that Talk Sh*t 🌌 (W/ @peggymusik.bsky.social) “TALK SH*T” out on August 29th!

Medieval Tetris theme isn’t something I thought existed, but I’m happy it’s here. 🏰

Why yearn for romance when I can yearn for ˖ ࣪ ⊹treats⊹ ࣪ ˖

I'm fucking crying this is GOLD. 😂

This album is gonna take over my brain oh noooo.

My favorite gremlin is me when I re-hyperfixate on Don Broco.

Every step matters, even the tiny ones! 😌 I know it's hard to appreciate your progress, when it's not spectacular. But you can only see the whole perspective in the long distance. And believe me, these small steps can lead very far 🐾

We don't talk enough about the fact that you can align with polyamorous values and enjoy the idea of polyamory, maybe even identify as polyamorous in your heart... and still practice monogamy. Here are some reasons why 🧵

My favorite thing is that @carissabroadbent.bsky.social likes to regularly remind us that Septimus is supposed to be hot. And he absolutely is. Giving Astarion vibes. Hyped for his story. Not hyped to wait a year 😭.

Finally decompressing 1 room into 2 and I am already overwhelmed cause of all the mini tasks that keep appearing. ADHD is fun I swear 😅

Got a good nights sleep and manifested peace cause all of a sudden everything got pushed back at work??? THANK YOU 🥰