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when you know a lot of people with anemia

please know that the tiniest little beepy snores are currently coming out from under that blanket

that RULED

the show hasn't even started and this is already the coolest shit

tomorrow is Dracula in the 100 year old ruins of an exploded and burned down palace/munitions storage facility on a haunted island in the Hudson and I'm not missing it even if I have to continuously be stabbing myself with a series of EpiPens the entire time

people on the internet get real weird about feet so I'm not going to go into detail about the latest permutation of Bullshit Hives Disease but please know walking hurts, I hate everything, and it's extremely bullshit

made a deeply goofy Supernatural monsters fanvid www.tumblr.com/oneprotagoni...

happy girl who easily walked half a mile to get a pup cup of soft serve and another half mile back and still had energy to do zoomies after her ball when we got home

They've lost the 9yos

Luna got her first arthritis shot on Monday and I want to know when they're going to make a version for people because the difference is SIGNIFICANT. she pushes for longer walks, gets daily zoomies, wants to play more, and just generally seems happier and more comfortable

tucked in puppy season!!!!

a 3BR owned by my landlord in the house next to us is opening up soon, which one of you is moving here

my dad just texted me asking if I got married, admittedly I didn't tell him right away but I did call him and tell him SEVERAL months ago

w e l p

after noticing that both Leverage and White Collar did episodes about fake Thomas Jefferson wine we realized it must be based on something real and the true story is WILD www.newyorker.com/magazine/200...

wait I'm sorry it's rapture day AND bi visibility day?? talk about now you see me, now you don't

the thing about Yale doctors is that you're either going to get an egomaniac who doesn't listen to a word you say or you're going to get the biggest fucking nerd in the world who thinks you're medically fascinating and wants to literally study you and getting one of those is a game-changer

didn't cry at the new doctor!!!! immunologist seems like a promising start and I like her a lot, I gave up on thinking I could be cured a long time ago but it would be great to have some symptom management beyond "idk take prednisone for six months and go to the ER when you can't breathe anymore"

something that I think a lot, more and more these days, is "aren't you embarrassed? Isn't this embarrassing, for you?"

I will say it's VERY validating that even her amazing vet, who's been in business for like 30 years, straight up said "wow she makes this harder than most dogs" when clipping her nails because it means we aren't inherently failures because of how much we struggle to keep them short

Luna had to go get her lyme and rabies boosters this morning and she is currently not speaking to us

that and use it as an excuse to for literally anything. cancel plans, get dinner delivered, call out of work, make an impulse purchase, milk it for everything it's worth. nothing would honor my memory more

not me popping prednisone like tic tacs at 3am because my top lip is approximately the size of a glue stick and I have what I call "pizza roll syndrome" where I'm shivering because my core temp is low but I have to crank fans and sleep without blankets because I feel like my skin is on fire

Luna has a doppelgänger in the neighborhood who is a full-blown clone, like could be a twin, but they fucking HATE each other so we've never gotten close enough for a picture, but today we met this guy who could also be a twin, although maybe a fraternal one

there's this island in the middle of the Hudson that has an abandoned castle/military surplus warehouse on it that has like, centuries of rumors of being haunted and they're STAGING A PRODUCTION OF DRACULA IN THE FUCKED UP ABANDONED CASTLE and Mel's aunt just offered us tickets she can't use

welp

@juniper.bsky.social you in a few weeks www.tumblr.com/achillesinhi...

I know it's a bad flare up because Luna has been glued to my side (legit follows me to the bathroom in the middle of the night) and this is how she responds to me being sick/injured

Emily came over and walked Luna while we were gone but we gave her lunch when we got home and she took a mouthful of kibble, spit it out on the floor next to the bathroom door (where I was) and ate it there. she wouldn't go back to her bowl until I emerged and stood nearby while she finished eating

what's wild about today is that Luna is the one who woke me up this morning. I'd been up during the night like "YIKES" at the hives, which were already starting to tilt into "worse than average" but I went back to sleep, then at like 8am she was VERY insistent that I get up to the point that I

I've been home for a few hours now, exhausted and feeling marginally better, but it was an extremely frustrating and disheartening experience that wasn't worth the $400 copay. the IV Benadryl/famotidine/steroids were nice but I have more or less the same shit as pills at home

that was just foreshadowing I guess, it got better for a while but I'm currently in the ER looking and feeling even worse 👍

this is a funny joke but a terrible poster, STOP TRYING TO MAKE CHESS SEXY!!!! IT'S THE LEAST HORNY MUSICAL I CAN THINK OF!!! nobody in this musical fucks, there is no Sex Appeal, there is no intrigue, there is Only Chess

to the guy who listed his car on Kelly Blue Book last night using my phone number: I'm fucking coming for you

always fun to be staring at myself in the mirror at 2:30am like "should I go to the hospital? this isn't even particularly uncomfortable compared to my baseline but my god it looks alarming"

can someone help me find what I think was a tweet but might have been a reddit post where someone was like "guess who gave his moms a heart attack and got into the weed gummies" and it's just a picture of the highest dog you've ever seen just chilling in a vet waiting room

who needs fillers when your lips just arbitrarily swell up sometimes

my favorite thing about Hey Friends by Ludo is that it's never really specified if the narrator is sacrificing parishioners to an eldritch monster so he can see his girlfriend or if the eldritch monster IS his girlfriend

my vanilla bean cult opened orders for $7/oz (in my experience you get 6-8 beans per ounce) if anyone's into that kind of thing indrivanilla.com/pages/join-g...

out of fucking nowhere Luna just YEETED herself out of a dead sleep and started crying and pawing at the door and we were like wtf so Mel took her out and ran into our downstairs neighbor who informed her that Dog Walker Emily was just here

fall means it's time for pumpkin spice, fig ginger, and autumn spice syrup (yes I go through that much brown sugar and yes my house smells amazing)

do you ever think about Castiel saying "good things do happen" and Dean Winchester, staring down an unknown eldritch being who is at best proof that god doesn't care about him when it matters and at worst a lying monster who possibly just killed his friend, saying "not in my experience"

Taurus: All your prayers will be answered this week! The answer will be no.

unexpected things about quitting soda/caffeine: - cravings aren't that bad! there are times when I crave sugar but I don't miss soda - I am so hungry ALL THE TIME. presumably something to do with calorie deficits? - no change in heartburn, confirmation that it's probs my histamine/hives bullshit

lawyers love to send me a four full pages 11pt font single-spaced document for layout into a "visually interesting and easy to follow" document that "isn't just a wall of text" and then tell me it has to fit on two pages

if I delete a post will reposts of it also get deleted? I made the mistake of forgetting that this is bluesky and randos with 14k followers will somehow find and repost a total stranger talking about their own anxiety

actually I've decided to do this, everyone tell me your favorite Supernatural monsters (and ideally what episodes they're in)