Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale today.

MY MEMORY'S FINE. IT'S JUST THE LOADING SPEED THAT'S SLOW.

Tesla doesn't recongise Trade Unions. Apple doesn't recognise unions. Amazon is anti-union. McDonald's is anti-union. Starbucks is anti-union. Google is anti-union. Walmart is anti-union. The big corporations are not on your side.

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄❄️🎅 Cartoon from the Toronto Star newspaper 2022.

The president has proved to the world he is a liar and cannot be trusted.

I put my phone on airplane mode and it still didn’t fly. Scam.

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This is scary. History shows that military complies. If you look at how many high ranking officers have been fired or resigned, it gets scarier. No one's coming to save us. We the people must do it ourselves. Substack article by the existentialist republic.

Stricter gun laws just might save lives.

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When they were young, my kids wanted a dog for Christmas. I told them that was barbaric and we would be having a turkey like everyone else. They never asked again.

The Trump administration is a coup d'état. "THEY" have no intentions of leaving Office after the next election. "THEY" need political power to protect themselves from prosecution for Trump & his administration's crimes. Epstein coverup is proof "THEY" will do anything to protect "themselves"

Massie is making the rest of republicans look like the pathetic cowards they are

We’re going to have one unhappy dog on December 26th.

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"experiments in amateurism..." www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

Mike Johnson has lost control of the House, as we continue to push through petitions to force the votes he tries so hard to run from. Congress may be closed for the Holiday, but their inboxes aren’t. Let’s flood them with messages and urge them to vote yes on extending ACA tax credits!

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Woke later than usual; light seeping into the sky and birds singing snd I realised: it’s here, it’s finally here at last! A happy, healthy, hope-filled #WinterSolstice to you and yours!

Since his appointment, RFK Jr. has pursued a brutal vision of American health that several experts liken to a sort of eugenics. Kennedy has made it clear that certain deaths are acceptable or even preferable to a world where every child is vaccinated. Read more: www.theverge.com/health/66136...

Did Trump’s DOJ really think dropping hundreds of blacked-out pages counted as complying with the law? I know it’s a bunch of unqualified folks with no backbone over there, but this is next-level.

I went to the world pedicure championships. All the press were there. I could send you the clippings.

In Minneapolis, Minnesota, ICE goons descended upon the streets as dozens of peaceful community members stood firm in a volatile standoff.

Trump talks about fentanyl as a WMD. Pretty sure trump is the weapon of mass destruction.

Never accept a lecture on decency, civility, or respect from a Trump supporter. Never tolerate it.

"There are people who are genuinely good souls."

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Those tree hugging hippies in Hungary now lead the world in the share of electricity generated from solar with almost 25% of their electricity coming from solar in 2024. A remarkable leap from just 7% five years ago.

Doctor: You just need to eat better and exercise. You'll start feeling better. Me: So it's terminal?

Don Bacon refers to Laura Loomer as a "crazy lady"

Today I'm doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn't finished.

They should offer Trump a full pardon if he resigns but then just arrest him.

Evri don't ask how the Courier did. Parcel lobbed into garden foliage from street & photographed, again. Because you don't allow them time to do more. Bonus points for last 2 for getting my garden, not my neighbours garden. Please amend feedback form to include Aim accuracy ⭐️⭐️ & throw range ⭐️⭐️⭐️

The President of the United States should not be batshit insane.

Every sign at every protest must say: IMPEACH CONVICT REMOVE and NOTHING else Without a clear, specific demand, Congress can ignore us We have to be crystal clear about what we want them to do 👇

“What most struck me is the brutality and physical violence involved in every story,” said Sen. Richard Blumenthal. “This is stuff that should be unrecognizable as America. It should make everyday Americans outraged.” By @nicolefoy.bsky.social

For Christmas I want an end to greed and selfishness...oh, and a Rolex...

Today I voted to advance a House impeachment resolution. This Administration has committed multiple potentially impeachable offenses. Impeachment requires investigations, hearings, and votes—and the majority won’t even pass a healthcare bill. But accountability must come.

It’s like he’s featuring in an old-school travelling freak-show without realising it and furthermore, he’s the star attraction! Dozy old bastard that he is!

It's deeply funny that he's stupid enough to think them calling in more and more doctors to look at his results is a good thing. When they're assembling the Avengers of Neurology to view your scans, it's because things are baaaad bad.

I keep doing so well on these cognitive exams that my doctor wants me to do more and more of them, so all his doctor friends can see how good I am at it.

Keep voting #RepublicanPartyOfSuffering out until they cease. #GavinNewsom🤩🇺🇸

And at just 29 pages long it’s also a ridiculously small document.

Environmentalists are banning glitter this Christmas. Well, it's been on the cards for years.....

Hilarious… how the trumpers constantly bitch about cancel-culture… while their dear leader CANCELS AMERICA. Or did they “suicide” the country? I can’t tell anymore.

It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?