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Ya fuckin beauty… Party in the Americas incoming… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 -4️⃣ 🇩🇰🇩🇰-2️⃣ #WorldCupQualifier @scotlandnt.bsky.social

C’mon #Scotland, ma bonnie bonnie boys…this is our time. Surely? @scotlandnt.bsky.social v #Denmark #WorldCup2026 #Qualifiers

#YouTube… interrupting a live stream of a sporting event is a pile of ignorant pish…it’s not a game of egg-chucking nonsense, it’s proper football. Ads are for half-time, not to be randomly injected into a live narrative. Stay classy eh…!

@scotlandnt.bsky.social are playing a game that resembles some wee 5yo playing FIFA for the very first time! #Greece v #Scotland #WorldCup #qualifiers

@actualnames.bsky.social Travers Christmas Humphreys was an English QC and later Judge known mainly for his prosecutorial involvement in 3 controversial criminal convictions: Timothy Evans; Ruth Ellis; Derek Bentley were hanged and subsequently significant in the abolishment of capital punishment.

A few random pics from the last few days as the seasons change in #Edinburgh

@actualnames.bsky.social Honoré de Balzac was/is a highly regarded French novelist and playwright. It has yet to be established definitively whether or not he was a testicular worshipper!

Thank fuck that utter howler from last year can be consigned to the vault of footballing sartorial monstrosities, worse even than the baufin brown 78-81 Coventry City effort from Admiral. Please wear with white shorts & red socks - like a proper Scotland kit! @scotlandnt.bsky.social #KitLaunch

Who won the World* Cup of Kiddy-On Cricket then? (*World of North America)

Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books

#Edinburgh braces itself. 🎶 It’s beginning to look like… 🎶 … …FFS IT’S STILL OCTOBER!

Quite right. And those dissenting sycophantic bootlicking imbeciles need to remember that these dynastic parasitical inbred mutant freeloading paedophiles (and paedophile protectors) are paid for by those who want answers. Andrew + #Epstein = Charles + #Savile Never forget, Never Forgive.

Who won the ‘World’* Cup of Rounders? (*North ‘Merica World)

They really do give their law degrees away to any fuckin room-temperature IQ Simpletonian with a few bob over-by. Idiocracy writ-large…you can buy an education perhaps but you can’t buy intelligence! Embarrassing!!!

@actualnames.bsky.social Neil Hopper is a former vascular surgeon who was recently jailed for 32 months for fraud & possession of extreme pornography featuring amputation. He faked injuries, resulting in him having both legs amputated. While his hopping days are now over, he’s excellent at kneeling

I’m known to take the piss re the Trumpian narrative that’s hitherto come to ensnare the USA, but I have only words of admiration & awe to see the images of mobilisation, ubiquity & passion from across the sea, more power to each and every one of you involved in the #NoKings phenomenon…outstanding!

Leni Riefenstahl who famously filmed Hitler from below would be ever so proud…( #Trump’s throat-fanny and baldy head notwithstanding) of this less than subtle homage to her magnus opus from #TimeMagazine

I see #Farage and his fascist goons from #ReformUK were holding court in Wales yesterday (13/10). I also seen this live (from #Cardiff ) on the tellybox last night…coincidence? #Wales v #Belgium #WCqualifiers

ANTIFA An organisation so secret even its own members don’t know they’re in it… Genius!

@actualnames.bsky.social Randy Baumgardner is a Coloradian (I’m not from US apols if that’s an incorrect demonyn) Republican politician who was disgraced by his own antics after several complaints - notably 2 allegations of sexual harassment/impropriety after which he resigned his position in 2019

@albert2021.bsky.social I just came across your profile when you interacted with my nonsense and noticed you were on 999 followers…I couldn’t resist the temptation to take you into the four figures of followers club so here it is! 1000 and counting… 🤩👍

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

At around noon a @lothianbuses.bsky.social Service No.27 failed to stop at the foot of #DundasSt #Edinburgh, hooring up the road, out of sight…either the driver was in a rush to pick up his/her ‘Bus Operator of the Year’ award or Keanu Reeves & Sandra Bullock are in town…

Rhetorical question of the day goes to… #Trump #Epstein #GhislaineMaxwell - Partners in #Paedophilia Every #Republican - #MAGA or not) - Execs to even just 1 time-voters Every other spineless #Dem Every promoter (looking at you #CBS, #CNN, #NBC, #ABC as well as scummmy #FoxNews) All complicit!

Just as it says!

@actualnames.bsky.social Jack Boot is the name of two registered English Rugby League unrelated players. No.1 played for Castleford (now Castleford Tigers) in the 1950s en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Boot No.2 currently plays for amateur side Bramley Buffaloes. bramleybuffs.com/player/jack-...

Jesus, Mary & the wee donkey! Less than one solitary minute for #Trump to make a complete and utter arse of himself at the #UNassembly That’s surely a world record (and personal best). Sadly though, it’s not funny anymore, this is a fucking abomination!

And the @thehibees.bsky.social social media team keeps on raising the bar…

Fucking Excellent Chucky’s on his way to the divorce court…JD & Kilmead to the ‘boo-hoo they hurt my feelies’ court…Mo Salah to the ‘he looks nothing like me with his stupid eyes’ court & FROTUS to whatever court he’s bothering this week (probably the SC that he bought with your money…again) Bravo

#JaneyGodley haunting like an utter boss…

Epic…no need for Miss Marple after all.

This needs to be shared by as many folks as possible on as many platforms as possible…

@actualnames.bsky.social Jimmy Bone was former Scottish footballer & manager/coach. Best known for scoring in the 4-1 defeat v Celtic in the 1971 LC Final & the winning goal for Hearts v Hibs after 10 years without a derby victory. A fan’s favourite for many clubs, Jimmy passed last week aged 75.

Oh my, what a coincidence! They tried to martyr a scumbag to protect the racist rapist and his acolytes (who by association are every bit as despicable). Every MAGA Republican: politicians, campaigners and every single voter condones, endorses, if not celebrates, rape & paedophilia…no exceptions!

Only a matter of time before the inbred, rednecked, white-trash (that’s all MAGA punters - no exceptions) who exalted a vile Nazi who swallowed the bullet of bitter irony, write a wee song in crayon about how wonderful the dead Nazi bastard was…precedents have been set - Wessel was a cunt as well!

Buckle Up: Here comes the good ship USS Hypocrisy…

I see the nasty Nazi prick Kirk has taken a dull yin…is this now the US’s Franz-Ferdinand moment? A World War to break the fingers pointed at the obscenity that is #Trump and All The Paedophiles Men (& Women)? However it plays out, it is unquestionably utter madness…yet oh so fucking predictable!

This needs to go proper viral…

A new twist on ACAB where the B = Braindead!

Fuck it, let’s see the @profanity.accountant do its thing…

Stevie Naismith #ScotlandNationalTeam Chief bib collector and cone-putter-outer cameo at 03:45 😆 #WCQualifiers #ScotlandNT v #Denmark

Coming soon: Ryder Cup Weekend… … …At Bernie’s!

I’ve no allegiance to any English football club but that #Isak radge hasn’t half made a pure shop-front of himself these last few weeks…

@actualnames.bsky.social Justin Case is an English Actor, Director and Producer. He’s known for his ability to anticipate and prepare for any eventuality!

@actualnames.bsky.social The Wankdorf Stadium was the home of Swiss football club BSC Young Boys of Bern. It was demolished in 2001 only to be replaced by StadionWankdorf in 2005. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankdor...

Happy St Giles Day, Patron Saint of #Edinburgh* (*And #Elgin and loads of other stuff)

I’m no #AberdeenFC fan but fuck’ sake if that was even a foul, far less a penalty and a yellow card then the game is truly fucked. #FCSB have no business being ahead in this #UEFA #EuropaLeague play-off. Incompetent refereeing at best, corrupt at worst. Fucking disgrace!

@actualnames.bsky.social Eric Shawn is a Fox News anchor…Make up your own punchlines!