I think the M1 might be the most frustrating motorway in the world. 4 lanes, the first two typically empty whilst the matrix signs slow the limit to 60 BECAUSE nobody WILL MOVE THE FUCK OVER

I thought they were back?

Fair play to Chelsea for just signing everyone with no strategy whatsoever

Aston Villa have said Marcus Rashford will return to Manchester United when his loan deal expires today.

Ha ha ha! Brilliant!!!

Still mentally experiencing that Prodigy set from last night. What a set.

I remember when Smack My Bitch Up released and the video was just all over MTV

Glasto definitely saving the best to last this year with Prodigy. Absolute fucking limbs

Can’t beat The Prodigy live. Still absolutely hammering the shit out of it!

The Voodoo Hoodoo what you done there to people!

There’s a significantly higher appeal of moving from Brighton to Chelsea/London - they have a lot of ambition and will pay more than Newcastle. Isak needs to ask himself if he’ll win anything else if he hangs around Newcastle for the best years of his career.

Thiago vibing vm.tiktok.com/ZNdfdGTUR/

LFC have a great chance next season with City and Chelsea playing in this meaningless tournament. Money is pointless if your players are exhausted.

Cool ad from Liverpool’s new partners, Japan Airlines, promoting our tour: vm.tiktok.com/ZNdyEEjsg/

Good interview. I like that he doesn’t get involved in decisions and leaves it to the team.

The Bear is back, baby!

Andrew Tate now channelling the art fraternity for funding

Lee Ryder, Chief Newcastle United Writer, with the worst attempt at writing in English in quite some time: www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/footba... Newcastle United £160m spending limit, alarm bells and Eddie Howe warning | Chronicle Live

And when all those signings are adjusted for inflation they all exceed Wirtz’s fee.

Brighton have named Harvey Elliott as a key target this summer - They are prepared to offer £40m, @standardsport

Liverpool want Víctor Osimhen (26) but Napoli won’t make any discounts on his £64M release clause — #LFC have offered an equal exchange deal including Chiesa & Nuñez for Osimhen but Di Laurentiis wants: Chiesa + Núñez + £17M in order to make a deal, @ValterDeMaggio

Richard Hughes with no signings today. Lazy.

Read these great articles by Andrew!

Love how unceremonious the Wirtz announcement was. No needless fluff aka 2 minute MTV-like hype shenanigans. Just the usual and ordinary stuff. We may play heavy metal football but we don’t present players like rockstars.

I love how understated the Wirtz announcement was despite being a record fee. We're just going to let his talent do the talking rather than make a big song and dance about it.

Wirtz’s English interview is significantly more competent than Trent’s Spanish. He’s clearly been preparing for this move since he was very young!

Jarell Quansah has verbally agreed personal terms with Bayer Leverkusen. Bayer Leverkusen and Liverpool are closing in on permanent deal, understand it will be worth £30m plus add-ons for the defender, @FabrizioRomano

Thoughts on a move for Guehi?

Lastest Joyce article for you archive.ph/2025.06.19-1... Bayer Leverkusen to step up Jarell Quansah pursuit

That’s a shitter

My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

Darwin was £64M rising to £85M (June 2022). It was a 6 year contract so amortisation is approx £10M a year. He’s worth £34M on the balance sheet at the moment so anything over £40M is a bonus to our PSR accounting.

This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie

Up until March last season, Florian Wirtz had won the most duels in the Bundesliga, before suffering an ankle injury. He finished the second in this metric with 383 duels. As a playmaker.

Above assumes he signs on 16 June Far more detailed look at the finances surrounding the Wirtz signing here bsky.app/profile/cwea...

Sounds crazy, but in 2025-26 books estimated net impact of #LFC signing Wirtz for £100m as TAA leaves is only £12.5million extra cost to bottom line/PSR calc Wirtz amortisation £20.9m + wages £12m* = £32.9m TAA saved wages £12m* + sale profit £8.4m = £20.4m (*exc any bonuses)

Not bad for a swap deal for Kevin Stewart. The kid did alright didn't he?

🚨🔴⚪️ More on Andy Robertson and Atlético Madrid exclusive story. Understand Robertson’s keen on joining Atléti and initial talks have already started. Atlético consider Robertson as their priority, as revealed.

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

Robbo and Nunez to Atletico for £60M and Alvarez to us for £90M?

Great video, Adam!

An incredibly well run club from top to bottom

Just clocked that Ekitike spelt backwards is Ekitike.

Viktor Gyokeres has REJECTED a move to Manchester United. ❌ The player’s entourage have officially informed United that they are NO longer an option for the forward. 🔴 [@Record_Portugal]

[🟢] NEW: The Athletic understands Wirtz will earn around £200,000 per week at Anfield, before any bonuses which may accrue to him. [@TheAthleticFC]

Went and watched Ballerina tonight. Came home and watched The Raid. I appreciate the John Wick movies. I think the 1st the best and then the director just wanted to get bigger and more ridiculous. Ballerina is much of the same. Plot holes galore but wholly ridiculous watching hundreds of…

Frimpong isn’t Trent’s replacement. Wirtz is.

James Milner has signed a one-year contract extension at Brighton.

Not only was today a fantastic day for LFC but it was also the day that I sealed the highest value contract in my company's history, so yeah, there's that.

I would class the signing of Wirtz as using the money we would have spent on Caicedo. That means we certainly have more money to invest in a new centre forward and there's no doubt that we will sell one of our existing forwards to help the sums. I still think we'd like Alvarez from Atletico.