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Full time 1-1. Terrible game. Again we conceded very few chances but open play, pressing, quality, intensity, intent. Where is it? Still look clueless and out of sync.

Wow. Somehow Sunderland doesn't score!

7 mins added. More than a full minute just went by without the ball being in play. So expect 98.

Isak had 13 touches in 68 mins v West Ham. 15 touches in 86 minutes tonight.

ON: Chiesa, Kerkez OFF: Isak, Robbo 86th minute

Excellent by Jones x2!

WIIIIIIIRTZ 1-1

This ref is horrific.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Macca off. Hugo on! 74th minute.

I don't even know what we're trying to do when we establish play in their final third. And neither do the players it seems. So slow, minimal movement. We play it wide and there's one player making an over/underlap. That's it.

Sunderland 1-0. Deflection from range.

Jones on. Gomez off. 65th minute.

Isak had 13 touches in 68 mins v West Ham. Today he's had 12 touches in 62 minutes.

Sunderland header hits the post....

Gomez mate. Wtf?!

Wirtz left. Salah right. Szobo central.

Salah on for Gakpo at HT.

Want the same subs as last game. Hugo for Gakpo. Salah for Macca.

We haven't really given Sunderland any solid chances which is a positive. But that's about it. Brutal first half. Nothing is working.

half time

Macca header hits the post! Great cross and attempt!

Infuriatingly mediocre.

Long range effort from Sunderland. Alisson save it to the bar.

Some better moments here.

Decent chance for Wirtz after some pinball. Szobo should prob have looked for Gakpo there!

Lol they just walk into our half

Konate????

Wish we actually pressed when we - you know - pressed. So much jogging around.

Isak penalised for kicking the ball klaxon.

Mbappe's having a season alright.

West Ham had 0 shots on target. And a xG of 0.36. We also didn't have a single big fuck up that 'almost' resulted in anything either. More of that please. We're not getting anywhere if we leak goals and lack stability.

Thank god Spurs got the equaliser after that insane penalty Newcastle got. Also, thats like the worst bicycle kick I've ever seen that's somehow gone in.

Ah. The lights at Camp Nou, sorry, I meant Spotify Stadium, are malfunctioning. Rebuild evidently not complete.

Very commendable game from Chelsea. Better team before the sending off. At least just as good as Arsenal afterwards. Draw completely fair. Total shots 11-7 Shots on target 4-4

The red card was 100% correct, even though some fairly similar tackles sometimes escape the same outcome. But Taylor's already lost the game. The amount of nasty fouls we've seen since the sending off is troublesome. Chelsea's goal here might actually calm them down, lucky for Taylor.

Cheeeeelskiiiiiii

Watch Arsenal keep possession and play it safe for the remainder of the game. Create little from open play and then score off a corner past the 80th minute mark.

Was just about to praise Caicedo for the world beater he's been this season... 10 seconds later he makes a stupid challenge that should see him sent off.

Full Time: West Ham 0-2 #LFC (Isak, Gakpo) Clean sheet?! Win?! We didn't have any disastrous brainfarts in defence? Madness, utter madness!

GAAKPOOOO 2-0

How is that not a free-kick for Ekitike? Bissaka just runs him over from behind!

We're... managing the game? Whilst in a lead??

Nice one linesman! Paqueta is literally 4 yards offside but thanks for keeping the flag down! Real good work. Fucking waste of space.

Jones on for Wirtz. 75th minute.

Ekitike on. Isak off. 67th minute.

Macca needs to come off.

That's the no fuzz-instinct finish we've been waiting for!