I thirst, therefore I am

Felt thicc as a tariff in this one

Despite the horrors, joy persists

Just trolled a bunch of MAGA peeps on twitter, so thought I’d pop over here for a treat.

Left or right?

Was having a few of those weeks where I was unhappy with my body, and today I was happy with what I saw 🏃‍♂️🏋️

Straight Nina West

Should have cleaned my mirror before taking this 🤦‍♂️

Serving Cvntskills for 2025

All this sympathy is just a knife

Played family man all week and now I want some attention goddamnit #heysis #itschristmas

Running up that hill to make a deal with god

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

For Luigi

Was feeling myself in this suit this past weekend

Is it considered allyship if my country hometown bars have better thirst trap lighting than DC bars?

Perverts by Ethel Cain

wait i think i bought the wrong mario party

Page of cups….of wine

Ghost Type Gym Leader👻

Quote w/ your face card

Who threw the first skeet at @bsky.app?

I was not built for the streets. I was built for cuddling and watching movies while we wait for the beef bourguignon in the crock pot to finish

Well shit

Another Monday

Looking for fantasy book recos

Sloppy head while the coffee brews >>>>>

So what are your androgynous zones

Straight people? Here on Bluesky???

Submitting my application for cuffing season big spoon. Any takers?

Not exactly a Speedo but close enough?

Full moon🌕in Taurus ♉️ tonight, who wants to get good takeout and have s*x?

Have never been much of a leg day girlie but finally seeing the first signs of a little 🍑

Maggie Roger’s fans are just pacifist Swifties.

Raw dog implies the existence of refined dog, and I think that’s just beautiful

Unmedicated💊dehydrated💦masturbated✅