GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

Don't know whether Kate Graham is rolling over in her grave or laughing maniacally. The Post has been Your Fucking Washington Post for well over 25 years now, but it's still a sad day.

Sorry for deletions, I keep thinking I'm texting, but posting instead.

I stand by my assertion that the problem with the Bills is that McDermott is a freaking terrible game coach.

That's two bullshit incomplete pass calls against the Bears.

Fuhhhhhck. RIP Bob Weir.

I really do not understand the visceral hatred for this woman. And I've blocked some people over it that I previously thought were okay.

Dear Da Bearss, It is not your fault that you are about to play a football game and my wife will therefore make my life a living hell. However, I beseech you not to expontialize that hell by sucking. Thank you. Respectfully, Me

JFC Birds

Oh, you fucking wusses

@easyread.bsky.social @mathandstuff.bsky.social Wait, your backup is Tommy DeVito?

Wow, Pats are a mortal lock here, after like five minutes.

Hugh Jackman as Neil Diamond is a fantastically terrible idea.

I would now like to add to my earlier Thanksgiving posts, which were pretty positive and optimistic, for me. GAAAHHHHHHHH please shoot me until I am very dead thank you for your kindness at this challenging time

The Macy's parade has become me yelling at the lawn (the teevee), alternating between "WHO??!!!" and "I WAS BORN IN THE EISENHOWER ADMINISTRATION GODDAMMIT!" But I still like the marching bands, so I'm not completely lost to the dementia.

This being 9 AM here and you having posted, I am assuming that it is not 3 or 4 AM for you?

Once again, Caps fans, while the team did score in the last minute of the period (twice, even), no one can *make* you eat the fucking McNuggets.

Did not have "Nils at the half" on my bingo card.

Do we think Bob Iger can hear everyone watching the Manningcast screaming that he's an asshole?

@dancescholar.bsky.social making sure you see this.

Okay, I think this pretty much completes my life experience, thank you and good day.

So, for locals, homies, and old pals: I got another stent. I'm okay. The worst of it was that the artery in my wrist is twisty and they couldn't get in that way (so they went through the leg again, which sucks). I'll get better.

The last two minutes of the first half of this dumbass game may have been the most stupid two minutes of football I have ever seen.

What the unholy FUCK was that commercial for the NFL?

Uhm...have you ever *seen* a Cowboys-Eagles game, Tirico?

Go Birds, but that was absolultely totally taunting, especially if they're cracking down on it this year.

First Night Update: Number of times I've yelled "Fire Nick Sirianni!" : 3 Number of times I've proclaimed that Nick Sirianni is God: 1

"I remember Aaron Rodgers moving like that..." No you don't, Cris. Shut the fucking fuck up.

So, I see we're not doing defense in this here football game.

You know, I really, really dislike the Dallas Fucking Cowboys a whole lot, and Jalen Carter spitting on Dak Fucking Prescott is one of the greatest things I've ever seen, but what a dumbfuck move.

Man, I was literally right there in that exact spot about two weeks ago when a guy in a red and silver car *just like that one* offered to take me and my wife wherever we wanted to go. Fortunately we didn't fall for that scam.

I take two of these meds. My wife takes another, and our autistic son takes yet another. Thanks, RFK Jr., you fucking murderous POS.

One of these surprised me. And the other used to not be on my shit list.

I keep seeing references to Romanians this evening, and I am persistently reading that as "Romulans."

Dood. Those women you're following back. The ones with the nature header images, slim and fit avatar pics, calming and meditative bios, and very nearly intelligent-sounding bsky addresses. And zero to four posts. They're all bots. And they're all fucking following me. 6 of them in the last 8 hours.

@mathandstuff.bsky.social Not that I'm trying to get rid of you.

A big Fuck You to that toxic dipshit Musk for ruining a perfectly functional word (grok) for everyone.

Dear Every Goddam Lawyer in Virginia, Yes, I am aware that paying the fine for my richly deserved traffic ticket in a rural deep Virginia county is an admission of guilt. No, I do not want to pay you twice or thrice the fine to disappear the ticket.

@theauthorguy.bsky.social Seems possibly relevant to some of your work.

this includes wordle. y'all gotta wean yourselves off of wordle.

Great move, Red Sox. Go to the White House for no reason and shake Trump’s hand on the day the worst budget ever passes and Latin people are under threat of being fed to alligators. Genius PR move.

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

This is how I command a starship.

OMFG it's the 50th anniversary of the release of Jaws. Fuck I'm old.

1. 8 AM-9 AM: Cleaning people do utterly fantastic job of scrubbing Landry's greasy-ass stove. 2. 9:51 AM: Landru cooks rice so it can cool in time to make fried rice for dinner. Overboil while Landru is busy shouting "squirrel!" at something that is not a squirrel. Massive starchy mess on stove.

And ackshually he does get it, just in a prescient kinda way.