Happy bank holidays all im off for a week its so sunny happy days!

Just watched Ep5, watching Ep 6 now! 🤣 It was the Blue Sky that made me laugh most 🤣🤣 🦋5️⃣ #Taskmaster

truly don't think anyone has experience as much joy as Joel Dommett did when he got to pop bubbles. #Taskmaster

I suppose I must thank you then, Ken? My knees are still hurting from that day, but I’m glad people felt it was worth it. #Taskmaster

#taskmaster I bloody love ya long live this silliness.

Eew - still waiting for you to come out and tell them not to use your cover art Drake....

bbc.com/audio/play/m... this was brilliant.

This Slush fund of 1.7 billion US tax dollars to pay off those January 6 rioting violent thugs is beyond depraved.

The bathroom ban in particular has no reason to exist, no basis in the supreme court ruling, and will likely be overturned in a human rights challenge. Why would you do it, unless you had lost all sense of moral decision-making.

If we are not willing to even try and reduce oil consumption to win a war because talking to the public is too hard we are in trouble.

"Alexander Kirk, a sanctions campaigner at the NGO Urgewald, said the move sends the wrong signal to Moscow, noting that Russian state media is already portraying it as proof that Western resolve weakens when fuel prices rise" Jesus fucking wept.

@rhid83.bsky.social from the Ukraine sanctions minister

Well said Emily Thornberry. This is the worst decision from the UK Government at the worst time. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Britain was perhaps the leading nation in maintaining a consistent principled line on Ukraine. We just threw that reputation away.

Easing sanctions on Russia is a betrayal of Ukraine, a relinquishing of Britain's leadership role and a complete failure of leadership inews.co.uk/opinion/star...

Shapiro: Somehow, he can’t find the money to pay for healthcare, but he can steal from you to pay off the criminals who stormed the Capitol.

"'There's God. And then there's Trump.' ... I don't even know what I'm watching with these psychos." -- Ben Meiselas on the unhinged behavior of MAGA Republicans

😂😂😂😂

Trump "You don't hold the cards" Zelensky.....

The report on Afghanistan is utterly devestating ,we did this, the west left people to suffer a barbaric regime preventing women and girls from having a voice and bankrupting the country. Afghans are now dying of hunger and selling their 6 year old daughters to survive. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The Arsenal team bus has arrived. This is it. The time is now.

Lots of talk of Streeting and Burnham being at war over Europe but their statements were actually very similar. Streeting: "one day back in the European Union. Burham: "In the long term there is a case for [rejoining]". The emphasis is different but the basic position is the same.

Reading @annettedittert.bsky.social ’s new book is both a tremendous joy and brings back PTSD of the Brexit days. Britain is lucky to have such an empathetic explainer

Terrific journalism from actually looking at the money flows as.ft.com/r/1e5fba60-4...

A dominant Russian narrative is the inversion of responsibility: Europe is ‘escalating’ by defending itself, Ukraine is ‘provoking’ by resisting occupation, while Russia frames its own escalation as mere ‘response’.

"Rejoiniacs" works - just saying....

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

The dynamics of a leadership contest make it very likely that Rejoin will soon be Labour policy. Be interesting to see how Burnham handles this issue in the by-election.

Even though it was expected, it's really striking to see a Labour leadership contender just straight-up say it out loud.

The media empire built by former Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban's government is swiftly unravelling following an election last month ​that abruptly ended his rule... Senior figures at some of the most prominent pro-Orban ‌outlets have been pushed out. www.reuters.com/business/med...

Thank fuck for Bulgaria - Bangaranga indeed! #eurovision2026

Romania is my winner I have been a fan of the bonkers and brilliant Alexandra Căpitănescu since her time on the Voice Romania - a properly proffesional rock star she was terrific I had no idea she was entering but I knew it was her straight away. #eurovision2026 sorry Delta I like it dark.

Italy's was awful so 70s cringe even the changing skirt the guy couldn't find the note I feel gutted for them as a former Florentine - brutto niente Italia orribile! #eurovision2026 they clearly don't want to win.

Serbia is killing it #eurovision2026

Scoring spreadsheets, snacks and wine - its #eurovision2026 time

Its time

I hope this isn’t true. There are times when it’s more important to put country before party. This is one of them. Burnham’s longstanding commitment to a fairer voting system could transform our democracy & counter the dire threat of a Reform UK government elected on a minority of the vote

How the fuck can this masterpiece be 25 years old

Daddy and Bass - Idris Elba never knew you had it in ya! This is banging open.spotify.com/track/6yz6fy..

I wish Drake wouldn't release an album today *finger on monkey's paw closes*

#drake is trending I haven't even seen why yet and I have a mischevious grin because its bound to be something lame.

Bravo Daily Star thats a superb headline

Given that Taskmaster is about 80% of my mental health at the moment, they've picked a bloody great time to have an absolutely generational run for series' 19-21 #taskmaster

A cooldown doodle after finishing my concept work for the day. Kumail Nanjiani in a morph suit carrying a giant pineapple statue. That's all I'll say about that, the image has just been in my head for a week or so. #taskmaster #art

The fact that Keir Starmer has drafted Morgan McSweeney back in to save him has to be funniest part of all of this. Truly committed to never learning a single lesson you have to give it to him

Horray for #taskmaster Thursday - a good dose of sillyness makes it nearly Friday

Standards watchdog launches probe into £5m Farage gift. Good luck justifying this Nige www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

With previous infraction considered, they should throw everything at him - his 'inadvertent' breach back in January surely proves he should have known better and should warrant more than a rectification procedure or oral apology. If they found he's in breach it surely must be suspension at least?