Always check in your knuckle dusters

Guess the airline I’m on… Crew: do you want something to eat? Me: no thank you Crew: Something to drink? Me: Wine please Crew: What colour? Me: Errrr, white? Crew: Chardi or sauvi mate? Me: Errrr, Sauvignon Blanc please Crew: Coming right up mate!

Top tip: always wrap your gator tail in bacon before putting it on the BBQ

We meet the Krampus in Helvéczia and Santiago gains his red hot poker! With @hastati100.bsky.social @dragongirl74.bsky.social @gianniseviltwin.bsky.social @oldscouserp.bsky.social and staring @chrisesharp.bsky.social as the Krampus!

Returning as QuestWorlds publications! The Coming Storm and The Eleven Lights were originally HeroQuest titles, but have been rebadged. Together, these two books form a truly epic Gloranthan #TTRPG campaign.

In foreign parts and forgot to bring teabags. I’m now faced with this. So I’ve had to use a machine to have a mokka shocker choca chino thing instead. @yorkshiretea.bsky.social do you airdrop?

Massive bunch of OOP and rare minis from Forgeworld, Hasslefree, Heresy plus a whole bunch of physical media on bluray and dvd, ps4 games... all in the Clearance section of the site and almost all one-offs. Once they're gone, they're gone!

If you pack fewer pairs of pants you can carry more of your gaming stash to #OBaWS. Apparently. #FrontBackInsideOut

USA v Australia

Probably worth getting, I’ve heard he knows a thing or two about that Cthulhu bloke 😉

Achieved an RPG ambition of killing the bad guts, taking the loot and opening a pub! Helveczia by @chrisesharp.bsky.social with fellow bad guys @dragongirl74.bsky.social @hastati100.bsky.social @oldscouserp.bsky.social & @gianniseviltwin.bsky.social

In tonight’s Helveczia the three amigos storm the villain’s house as Father Ivos @dragongirl74.bsky.social nurses Jan @oldscouserp.bsky.social back to health. Brilliantly run as ever by @chrisesharp.bsky.social with @hastati100.bsky.social and @gianniseviltwin.bsky.social

Everyone loves* a Mimic! Drop an order £30 or over, use code NOTAMIMIC at checkout, and you'll get a free 28mm-scaled model thrown into your order. (NB Might be disguised as another mini, check your parcel twice...) *hates

I've got a new set of maps on Drivethru, in case anyone fancies having a go at one of the greatest meat grinder scenarios in TTRPG history. Vrok Eye Views, Volume 4: The Cradle is up on the Jonstown Compendium. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Father Ivoš character of @dragongirl74.bsky.social makes a new friend as the mixer hobos look to get out of dodge. @chrisesharp.bsky.social running Helvéczia with @oldscouserp.bsky.social @hastati100.bsky.social and @gianniseviltwin.bsky.social priest slayer!

"...just taken receipt of the ziggurat of doom, its amazing, a big thank you to realise a dream from my younger years..." Another satisfied customer. Did I mention that it's FOUR KILOS OF RESIN

Big sky in Northumberland over the Farne Islands

Guess who’s cooking breakfast pre gaming?

We're open for business this Saturday, between 10am–4pm, with the usual bewildering array of board games, RPGs, zones, dice, and tabletop gaming accessories PLUS you get to pick something from the #FreeRPGDay box and @paulbaldowski.bsky.social will be running a couple of short games. 😀🎉🎲🎭

Tonight in @chrisesharp.bsky.social’s Helvéczia we finally answered the question “are we the bad guys?” with a resounding “yes!!!”. With murder hobos @dragongirl74.bsky.social @hastati100.bsky.social @oldscouserp.bsky.social and MIA but very much guilty @gianniseviltwin.bsky.social

"That 'king fisher's been annoying my customers again!" Jezi Fisher from our Wyrdworld range. Sculpt by @snuurg.bsky.social with paint by @voiceofkosh.bsky.social (reskeeted because fucking autocarrot changed "Jezi" to "Jewish". wtaf. Leaves "cloak" as "cluak". Great tech.)

Heineken 0.0. A review. Cold. Wet. It’s like making love in a canoe.

Massive thanks to @bonhomiegames.bsky.social for the wonderful convention Dice on the Borderlands and Rune Level organisation skills, clearly rolling a critical!

Doing a bit of promoting for my youngest, she's a fantastic illustrator just starting out on her career. Her portfolio can do the talking. fl3shdog.com

Agents of Excalibur is now available at Drive-thru rpg. Set in London in the swinging 60's, the campaign details the Fey Cold War as it's spine. At 368 pages, there is a lot of content. Playable with Pulp Cthulhu or any other investigative RPG. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Some of South London’s finest, featuring Iggy Pop youtu.be/lQpjfGLYZxE?...

In tonight’s Helvéczia our GM @chrisesharp.bsky.social is cosplaying a cat. Now that’s pro GMing. He also does a great pipe smoking Swiss German Devil. Also loving it @dragongirl74.bsky.social @gianniseviltwin.bsky.social & @oldscouserp.bsky.social in PJs.

Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes? @tashmakesstuff.bsky.social @thatmartin.bsky.social @joem2go.bsky.social and Will take on the draconic spirit serpent in yesterday’s RQ game #Runequest

All my titles are currently discounted on Drivethru. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/browse?au...

Phat loot from the mighty @chaosium.bsky.social ready for the next GrogLaw convention. Thanks for the generosity on your 50th anniversary, @davepaters.bsky.social @redtide.bsky.social and I will be auditioning for charity.

The key to representing any setting in #QuestWorlds #TTRPG, regardless of whether its your own creation, or an IP you want to play in at your table, is the genre pack.

WIP on the Dagon model from @fenrisgames.com ‘s latest Kickstarter

QuestWorlds is a rules engine designed for play in cinematic, larger-than-life settings inspired by classic pulps, comic books, and weird fiction—and it's available now! https://buff.ly/3ECkfkh

#QuestWorlds is now available (in digital form) at: www.chaosium.com/questworlds-... Due to a last-minute quality issue, it looks like a couple of weeks before we have the POD version of the book.

QuestWorlds is out! Great work @icooper.bsky.social on improving the rules through a community effort and making it full of examples. www.chaosium.com/questworlds-...

One of the things I proudest about in the #QuestWorlds core book is our examples. Following in the long Chaosium tradition of the examples telling the story of a group of PCs, we have extensive examples that show you how to use QuestWorlds as a player and GM. 1/

What is #QuestWorlds? It is an opposed D20 system. in a contest, the player tries to roll under their ability; the GM tries to roll under the resistance. A big success, exactly the roll, counts as two successes. We compare the number of successes. 1/

Nobody has ever seen Kopron the Razor outside of his armour and foetid robes. He communicates in grunts and a variable flaring of the baleful glow from his skull sockets. The ultimate socially awkward wallflower, he much prefers two-handed bladeswinging to karaoke. 32mm to his rusty eyehole.

Arthur Roy “Art” Smith used incendiaries on his plane for night time displays. My next CoC character @davepaters.bsky.social. Blowing deep ones up while flying away. Seen at SFO.

Obligatory band pic while watching Desperate Journalist north of the river.

The young role playing army marches on its stomach. Sous chef @jaje7406.bsky.social being assisted by pot wash @oldscouserp.bsky.social

Grog love to all at GrogMeet over the weekend ❤️

Sprouts recipe: 1. Boil sprouts 2. Fry with lardons and black pudding 3. Throw away sprouts Enjoy!

Lovely subtle paint on our Giant Ionic Column kit from @northleedspaul - also using bits from our resin Rubble City and Lost Shores ranges. Available here: fenrisgames.com/shop#!/FGARC26

Sometimes even Steg needs a second thagomizer.

Finally finished Sobell Pigwash from @fenrisgames.com. Lovely figure to paint. He also has a friend Rollo Sussurate I need to get around to. Thanks Ian!

Invalid stout, I see this as a Grognard drink. #StillSuppin

Walked into The Black Rabbit at Arundel. “We’ve got a new barrel of Tangle Foot on”. @tashmakesstuff.bsky.social and I may be some time.

Got to see a kingfisher today just after recording it. Wetlands centre at Arundel well worth a visit.