Pussy so good I say my own name during sex

I'm Wasting my days as I've wasted my nights and I've wasted my youth

Them: you not even Italian Me:

Alcohol shouldn't be legal

IT'S THE CATARACS‼️

Did the cork hit me?

I'm running low I'm running zero

The chopping of the hoe

Do I identify with my natural born gender? 1000%

assholes don’t have hearts they have farts

This legendary trio

It can get a little 🤖crazy🤖 When the kick hits the floor

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Set set that crown on the ground and ah Set set that crown on the ground and ah Set set that crown on the ground and ah Set set that crown on the ground and ah Set set that crown on the ground and ah Set set that crown on the ground and ah Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

Anyone remember rapal dark res

My life is kind of like Moody's Point

And if I said restaurant is easy to spell..?

Felt inspired by Heather from Crazy Ex Girlfriend today

I'm just saying like... you wear blonde

If you'd just give me a chance You'd see what I see

Wanted to bring this video back from the depths of tumblr

I feel it's one of danababys friends birthdays every day

Rhett Rhapsody Stooge 5/27

@kellyclarkstan.bsky.social after straying too far from the sidewalk you’re caught up in a street sweeper and dragged down the street but the driver doesn’t notice bc he’s blasting What Doesn’t Kill You, when he does he slams on the breaks, catapulting you into a nearby turned on woodchipper truck

Final season of You made no noise, I have to laugh

@bsky.app I will cause extreme bodily harm to every single person who works for this damn app

Shoutout to all the random indie bands in Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Gal lowkey is mind

tfw ur on the couch

This fierce diva

Count Orlok up close breathing ASMR

I hate ironic hunor

Cathy Berberian gaggings

on my normal girl sza shit as of late

It's bad enough we get along so well

I kind of want to kill all of you

I fell off

When love absorbs

Possibly maybe Probably love

And how do you collect such a thing?

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.

Ransom notes keep fallin out your mouth Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs Speak no feeling, no, I don't believe you You don't care a bit, you don't care a bit

We would have fixed global warming if the Star Wars movies were never released

I am as hollow as my willingness to let go

the party and the afterparty

Bianca Castro, known professionally as Jiggly Caliente, has passed away at the age of 44.

Omg Jiggly nooo :(((