Casual Reminder- This holiday season you have the opportunity to traumatize your parents/family back. You still have time to plan something for the holidays.

The US Military's long history with drag: www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/mil... Time to bring this back into full swing, I think.

Begone puritan

Mission Accomplished! I gave two weeks and per my industry they said we’ll pay you out two weeks but leave now.

I have an impromptu phone interview, and two in person interviews on Wednesday. I’m trying my best to get out of this stupid place. I think the manager thought I was bluffing about leaving. She’s been a lot more ‘attentive’ since then. Too little, too late.

reposting with alt text

Finding a new job while living in the US feels like learning to play the violin after boarding the Titanic. I’m probably not going to be very good by the time we go under.

I’m job hunting bc my current job has decided to press the right combination of my buttons to initiate the self-destruction protocol. Haven’t done this since 2016, are we just putting up Pet Adoption bios? Would prefer a job w/ adult women, dislikes men, loyal but prefers to be in an only Bitch job

Raise your hand if you didn’t need to hear about the NATO secretary general calling Trump “daddy” before you had coffee. 🙋

Unite and Conquer, Join or Die #nokings #art

“Is he dead yet?” asked Piglet. “No,” said Pooh. “Fuck,” said Piglet.

Not me casually dropping the fact that we work more days than 14th century peasants in the work chat on a Friday. Never.

Thinking I’ll update my email signature to - “Same Eagles, New Liver, -xxxxx”

I’m no longer the business of asking how high when told to jump. I’m now in the business of fucking kicking the bar and telling you to put it at a height that I can step over.

I have decided I no longer have coworkers. I have foe-workers. Fight me.

My breakfast this morning- coffee, a shot of pepto, two ibuprofen, an adderall, & five of the finest graham crackers

You ever have those days where you wished you smoked because wandering outside to slowly kill yourself in 15 minute intervals doesn’t sound that bad?

Alt text, because that’s what Mr. Rogers would do.

Good morning✌️🍀

not now bro i'm romanticizing the monstrous, eroticizing the grotesque, and glorifying the perverse

He he hoo hoo :3c

In cleaning there was a red splotch found on the top most blind of a window and we are currently having a debate on if it is more likely to be blood or wine.

When an anime you like suddenly decides to have a tournament arc — it’s a Shounen Jumpscare

Something about ASAP makes my blood boil. The men around me use it & I respond to it with the same energy as a horse that has been kicked in the ribs one too many times in the last two minutes. My nostrils flare, I get a little bit a crazy look in the eye, & I contemplate stomping them to death.

I’ve sent emails titled - In Search of a Comically Large Croissant

also: Fuck You, Make Me is in fact one of the oldest american traditions out there

Wreck-It Coded Characters Strong, Under-valued Lesbian coming through

Happy “Large Boulder the size of a Small Boulder” Day to all those who celebrate.

Today and in the coming days, remember

We're going to make it through this 🩷💙 Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.

ACT UP, 1990

I think about this joke a lot these days.

So, Fellow Queers - We are completely disowning this song right? Only Hot To Go moving forward?

At the additional Neil Gaiman news — Don’t get fandom tattoos. Ya’ll didn’t learn from Harry Potter.

Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎

Badge502 on TikTok disagrees

Current Mood

PAIN💛

I’m going to need someone younger than me to explain why ya’ll want to feel like you are outgrowing your clothes (crop tops and high water pants) constantly or inversely baggy shirts and pants that can’t stay up correctly. Neither of these are comfortable, please—

Nah, this is just the duality of woman — if you don’t love her at Shadow Goblin in sweatpants and a stupid hat mode you don’t get her ‘step on me oh beautiful Queen of the darkness’ mode

This seems appropriate right now..

Moving over here from Twitter