Happy “There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen” Day to all those who celebrate.

Dominik Mysterio is the best thing going on in wrestling right now.

CNN: Dems need to be more like Fetterman Fetterman: Goes on Fox News and says a bunch of right wing shit.

CNN and Fox News are both on at the gym and it’s just wild to watch the libs talk about how they need move to the center to win while the right is just doing open theocratic white nationalism. They can’t be genuinely this stupid, to come to the exact wrong conclusions about literally everything.

the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced

Evangelicals have an infinite capacity to forgive child rape, as evidenced by all the politicians they support.

Bebe says it wasn’t them y’all, and that’s good enough for me… Like I had zero suspicions that Israel would dome Charlie Kirk until I saw Netanyahu saying “It wasn’t us, maybe try Qatar?”

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

Weird. The last thing Charlie said to me was “I bear witness that there is no god but Allah and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.” I will never forget it.

Lmao

We should all respond to today’s senseless tragedy in a way that respects his wishes and honors his deeply held beliefs. For Charlie.

Maybe someone was actually trying to save his life.

Idk about political violence, but I’m ok with extremists wondering “What if this hateful shit I’m about to spew gets me domed?”

It’s becoming pretty apparent that if a mass movement of resistance isn’t organized soon, it will become impossible to offer meaningful resistance to what’s going on in this country.

Man they really never miss.

Me when there are two Reds games on a Sunday (but basically all other times as well).

Bron Breakker putting the straps back up so he could take them back down was sheer comedic genius.

Bronson Reed is inexplicably wet again.

Why is Bronson Reed always wet?

Did CM Punk say “Constellation Prize?”

Fuck the Hulk Hogan.

Like… he can’t *not* say something about this right? Thats how narcissism works.

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

Everytime I see Hakeem Jeffries talk I become more and more convinced that he’s a Key and Peele sketch that somehow escaped containment.

90 minutes in the gym and I’ve already seen two 10 minute long Fox News segments about how Mandani hates victims of domestic abuse.

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

I’m glad the creators of the newest Jurassic Park movie correctly predicted that I would not want to watch Ed Skrein be alive for two hours.

I need a Moneyball style scene of various republicans watching film of famous Nazi officials and talking about how they will reproduce them in aggregate. “Billy, this is Joseph Goebbels…”

Very efficient that we get to celebrate the birth and death of America on the same weekend.

We need communism. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Does anyone think the Dems won’t find some way to ratfuck Mamdani? Because if he wins and his very popular ideas are implemented and actually improve people’s lives it’s all kind of over for them. They’d rather lose every election than have to actually change.

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot