I just saw someone say they don't like dark meat chicken because it's "too chewy" and I'm?????? white meat is way worse on chewiness wdym

y'all remember when they gave chris evans the olay super serum and he became captain america

I love being a grown up bc sometimes you get to just get high and make some late night stir fry noodles

I love their films but A24 is simply an impractically small paper size

Out of context this deadass looks like Kirk is whacking Spock off

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

lmao the front man of counting crows looks vaguely like Shrek (I only realized this bc "Accidentally in Love" came up on my Spotify and a recent artist picture was on the tv)

Courtesy of my brain fog, stomping is now called "yelling with your feet"

I only found out today that Love is Blind is not, in fact, a dating show about blind people falling in love

got that mix of 'The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage' and 'Grillz' stuck in my head

every time I rewatch DS9 I love Julian Bashir's little goofy ass even more

100 Grand is by far the most criminally underrated candy bar I will not be taking questions at this time

I kinda forgot the absolute wild ride that is the 95 Mortal Kombat movie. Why does Raiden's accent keep changing? Why is he white? Why is reptile shaped like a fucking chameleon? The fluffiness of Liu Kang's hair...?

The 2nd wedding anniversary is where you get married in a video game, get drunk, and watch the 90s Mortal Kombat. I love her more than words can possibly express.

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

As I'm learning unmasking and being truer to myself and unearthing the parts I've buried I'm realizing how much that sort of "intrinsically annoyed at the way another person is existing" feeling can often be a fear response of "they're doing something I've internalized as dangerous"

One needs no more evidence of how messed up this country is than that John Brown is commonly thought of as having been out of his mind rather than than being among the few reasonable people around at the time. Seeing a bunch of enslaved humans and going "absolutely the fuck not" is the correct take.

when I started Boston Legal I certainly did not expect Rev Al Sharpton to show up as himself multiple times in the first season. wild

Cops lie! So do FBI, ICE, and anyone who gets paid to terrorize people on behalf of the government.

This is fucking horrifying.

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

this. reposting with alt text!

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

happily rereading The Song of Achilles again and I've decided it's just a good book to have incense burning while reading

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

how on earth did we go from download sizes of less than 20gb for the first 3 borderlands games (1, 2, & pre sequel) but for 3 we're at 100+ gigs???? even tho I feel like 2 still holds up well. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

reading fb comment sections on mainstream posts about trans ppl is a stark reminder of why I don't trust most cis ppl

this is your periodic reminder that in this house we call the wasabi card in Sushi Go 'the sushi booger' (ok listen it's just me doing it and always has been but fuck if I'm gonna let that stop me)

funky time

chronic pain olympics and trauma olympics are annoying and I don't want to engage with them thanks :)

I know progress bars in tech mean literally nothing but tHEY CALM ME if ppl can believe in god i can believe in the little computer percentage number

it's been a hard night and when I finally got to laying down Thor puppy immediately burrowed under the covers and snuggled up against me. she usually prefers nearby, not against, bc I'm a pretty active sleeper and I'll accidentally jostle her sometimes. but she always seems to know when I need it ❤️

I heard somewhere on tiktok that younger fandom is saying you can't ship non canon things and still be a real fan of the source and if that's true 1.) wtf is fandom good for if not discussion and theory and fostering our own creativity 2.) good god they never would have survived superwholock

sometimes when I'm fumbling around in the dark to plug my phone charger into the port I think "damn, Sherlock would think I'm an alcoholic"

I was trying to type "RFK Jr." and my brain short circuited and I looked down and it said "RPF Jr." old habits die hard I guess 😂

my best girl 💕

It's not a matter of intellect, it's a lack of critical thinking education paired with weaponized disinformation by eugenicists. The issue with characterizing this stuff as "d*mb" isn't just the ableism, but also the fact that it misses root causes.

hot showers and getting my heart rate up are two funky ways I've discovered help my fast acting insulin work better when I take a corrective dose bodies are so fun and interesting when you pay attention and love and care for them 🥰

I fixed it.

okay but does your husband give you wax sealed letters 🥰

listen I'm not saying I would have done anything different but I do wish I had known how many people would absolutely butcher my name (jupiner, junifer, etc) when choosing one 😅

thinking bout Hugh Jackman's 'Bring Him Home' on .25 speed again

They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING

I wish I could figure out why my irritability and self loathing have been so high lately it's exhausting and sad

got a lil hot knife w my e rig and I'm in love lmao it's the simple things ya know

one of my partners got me an e-rig as a surprise gift and it beats out my nectar collector hands down, I even feel like I'm using less product to get just the same zoot~