Hey Chicago, you’re sexy.

Flying out for the weekend, one Bloody Mary in. 🙌

So, yeah. I will probably tell you something is fine and then hold a petty af grudge about it.

Extremely wise words!

I thought this season was supposed to be spooky…

OHMYGOD!!! Y'all have to join me in wishing my bsky bestie, my ride or die, the lady to my tramp, the 😇 to my 😈, Miss @violetisdelicious.bsky.social a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 🎂 And PLEASE spoil my angel today!!! She really deserves it! 🎁 🇺🇸 cash.app/$VioletIsDel... 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇸 throne.com/violetisdeli...

Woke up adorable and with a huge ass. It’s definitely over for you bitches.

It’s here, it’s here, it’s finally here! My birthday, yes. But it’s officially OCTOBER! 👻🎃💀

Cool, but you can just call it Wednesday, man.

Busy Tuesday, but I didn’t forget you. 🖤

We don’t expect you to read our minds, men. But it’d be nice if you could take a hint. *This post is about cleaning, not sex. But it’s not NOT about sex.

Trying to squeeze in some pool time mono Monday. Did you know it’s almost my birthday? linktr.ee/violetisdeli...

Re-litigating months old mean girl drama is so sad. Some folks need to get real hobbies.

Anybody who wants to be a hero and sponsor this week’s birthday pedicure should step right up.

Before you DM me, just know I look like this

As usual, the Libra takes forever. Get to know your mutuals: in no particular order, post 10 things you like! 🍁 Sunny Fall Days 🍁 Apple Cider Donuts 🍁 Romance Novels 🍁 Patio Cocktails 🍁 Cinnamon 🍁 Being Cozy 🍁 Bubble Baths 🍁 Crime Documentaries 🍁 Visiting New Places 🍁 Lazy Days

I like my woman like my “Martinis ….Hot and Dirty …. Remember shaken never stirred …..

Did not know I was so chaotic.

Do not mourn the end of Hot Girl Summer my friends! Fat Girl Fall is nearly upon us...

Gone to the pool. Y’all behave.

I seem to have acquired a fair number of new nsfw followers. I will inevitably disappoint all of you.

I’m not saying I’m a superhero or anything, but I did work out. On a Friday!

A friend suggested that whenever someone shows up in my DMs to so thoughtfully let me know they’re jerking off to me that I should respond with my cash app link.

I choose not to play this horrible game! WTF. Fine. I guess I’d have to give up alcohol, since technically it’s not good for me and it’s expensive anyway. Can’t say the same about orgasms.

Pretty sure you’ve sent this exact message before, but I’m not complaining. My perfect ass says thank you.

Sense of humor, decisiveness, and an adventurous spirit. That’s my answer for today anyway. Tomorrow, it could be someone accomplished at a thorough railing.

This is a hard one! I like variety. 1. Dirty vodka martinis still going strong 2. Old fashioned (bourbon, not rye) 3. Seasonal! Right now, I’m really liking apple cider or cinnamon-forward drinks. In a couple months, I’ll be wanting Bailey’s in my cocoa, or a holiday punch.

You and your BDSM test

Thank you, sweet friend! Being a ray of fun sunshine is possibly an even better compliment than being beautiful. 😘

Now open for messages that aren’t disturbing and repulsive. ngl.link/violetisdeli...

You’re gross, cut it out.

Me exuding sex appeal

Probably more crybaby than bad bitch today. These count as Thursday thighs, right?

Have you decorated for Halloween yet or are you normal?

I assume you already saw this in @polypolyoxenfree.me’s 4k follower post, but just in case, you get one more chance.

Snapshot of a Tuesday.

Poly has reached 4000 followers! And if you know her at all, you know she does nothing halfway, including celebrations.

Oh, no. Time to be insufferable.

Staying in a brand new hotel this weekend and the pillows are trash. That means hotels BUY them this way! I am livid.

It’s adorable that Throne thinks I have fans.

I have never once managed a traffic circle correctly on the first try. Just a fun little factoid about me.

Why y’all gotta be telling my mom stuff?

Weird way to find out I have tan lines there.

People on nsfw bsky are human beings with emotions, thoughts, and interests other than sex. They are not 24/7 sex robots. You are not entitled to them or their time. Treat them with respect or fuck all the way off

Hiii Tuesday people. Better late than Wednesday?

Good news! You still have two weeks to get my birthday all sorted out.

I shouldn’t even have to tell you at this point, but if you’ve ever liked my pics but thought “I wish she wasn’t such a prude,” then you should already be following @polypolyoxenfree.me.

Sometimes, I worry that I annoy people, but then I squeeze my titties and remember that as long as I have these, I can be as annoying as I want.

Okay, mono Monday. I’m trying to be more present. That did not translate to more clothed this time.

Toxic masculinity (literally) hurts everyone.