Imagine getting your ass laid OUT and dicked down consistently by the same man for eight years only for you now to realize you're gay. 🤭 Heated Rivalry is low key hilarious.

Early 2025: I can't go cuz I'm broke Current 2025: I can't go cuz I have work

Me: oh wow that’s a nice purse, it’s beautiful Her: oh thank you, it’s vintage Me: Vintage?! Really?! Do you know what year? Her: 2018 Me:

Next Spjörk’s circus is December 30th 8 PM

Everytime I plan for an international trip, something insane happens. 1st: Job implodes the week before I was gonna buy my tickets 2nd: Job fired me cuz I wouldn’t let them exploit me (also having dropping $2300+ on creature of the night) Maybe 3rd times the charm 🤞🏽😭

Can yall promote events more than 2 weeks in advance cuz I’d like to go to said events but mama needs to request that time off.

white ppl always gonna go out in the middle of a storm just to make that damn dinner reservation 😒

oh baby, this snow. good gravy

My favorite time of year is living vicariously through @tymeup.bsky.social IG stories as he takes his routine International vaction(S)

Despite me playing Oprah Winfrey green lighting as Ghislaine Maxwell for a play, just know that I always have and will forever be against sexual predators, even when your local and drag race favs threatens physical violence against me for speaking out against their sexual predator friends 😘

TAKE IT AWAAAAAAYYYYYY

@lezbianminnelli.bsky.social lol Sorry my friend thought you were another person last night 😂 good seeing you though. Glad you enjoyed the show.

So you wanna know a secret? I’ve never seen the movie or the production of wicked. Also, I’ve never done a play before until I was asked to be in Thicked so wow that was crazy that I did that.

To the cast, creators and helpers of THICKED… yea we tore that 🫳🏾🎤🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

low key if you’re in any way at all a fan of Annie Andrews in any capacity you NEED to get tickets to see THICKED… sold out completely Friday/Saturday but still tickets available for tomorrow (Sunday) at 6pm!!!

AAAAANNNDDD WE SOLD OUT TODAY TOO!!! Remember we added a 3rd day tomorrow. Come see why everyone is flocking to the show!!

That moment when someone likes a post you made and you realize you had spelling errors in it so now you have to delete it 🤦🏾‍♂️

Hey Divas we are about to sell out for tonight as well too. If you wanna see the show I highly suggest grabbing your tickets now or getting them for tomorrow's show 🤗

No cuz everyone was so fucking amazing Yur Unkle is an icon, Annie’s Glinda and her breasts just insanely talented, Eva Styles was literally Oprah, everyone was so good. I love chicago drag so much 😭

Thicked cast and crew you will always be famous. That was so fucking good

Night One of Thicked: SUCCESS!!

We added a Sunday 6pm show for Thicked!! $15 tickets!! events.humanitix.com/thicked-a-dr...

You still have a little time to grab your tickets. Friday is almost Sold out and Saturday is not to far behind. events.humanitix.com/thicked-a-dr...

I’m begging artist to please stop having concerts at the Aragon. If they’re looking for small venues not as big as the United Center, go to Salt Shed. It’s much much much much much better than Aragon.

Speaking of, we open Friday come see the amazing work the cast and crew has been putting in it’s gonna be so fierce yall

it’s moments like this that remind us why even people on the left fucking hate Democrats

Waking up at 5am for work AIN’T IT

I need Cash Era at every party PLEASE

Finding out that the new Florence + Machine album was almost called “Season 6” because she’s an uber Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan and she was going to name it after that season

One day I’ll consistently have post online that aren’t attacked by either my phone’s weird AutoCorrect, my dyslexiamaking me type just whatever or my ADHD making me not pay attention to the actual errors. One day 🫠

We’ve have been slaying so hard at these rehearsals. I'm so excited to be a part of this insqne show when this super talented cast. I'm tell you, y'all ain't ready. 🎟 events.humanitix.com/thicked-a-dr... 🎟

Don’t miss THICKED: A DRAG PARODY, Nov 14 + 15! Starting: @kneezuschrist.bsky.social @itsannieandrews.bsky.social @sincerelypenis.bsky.social @yurunkle.bsky.social @evastyles.bsky.social 🎟️🩷💚: events.humanitix.com/thicked-a-dr...

It’s always a good day when I manage to actually reply to people and emails before depression takes over and makes me take a nap for 2 to 3 hours out of nowhere.

Thank you Ty for your service

Has anybody ever seen the movie Perfect blue? That’s all I could think of when I was watching this number last night.

I’m surprised Chicago was the rattiest because ain’t no way anybody is beating Washington DC in my opinion

I am your new Creature of the Night 😭🥰💛🍴

I just wanna go ahead and put @omanicross.bsky.social up for some kind of nomination for gagging everybody tonight during her evening wear. The entire club’s jaw DROPPED 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

SPJORK NATION STAND UPPPPP AAAAAAAAAAAA

God I love a good ol night of pageantry Big congratulations to @spjork.hausofprophets.art!!!!

And I’m performing! And @evastyles.bsky.social is doing her stepdown! ❤️👑 smell ya then

Why do people get mad at the person spreading the message of wrong doing? Like be mad at the wrong doer. This seems to be my continuous story because I use my “big mouth” and platform to call out monsters in our community and yet people get mad more at me than them. Whatever 🙄.

So apparently there is a republican conglomerate private equity group (Pride Holdings Group) that is buying up queer spaces all over the nation…Apparently they now own Lips Chicago. Despite the name, they are far right republican group.

3 people stop me on the street claiming I was Childish Gambino…. I'm never leaving my house again.

This is in two weeks …. Gagatandra

THEY ADDED BOOKMARKS!!!!

There’s an alternate timeline where Paul Valis ended up being the Mayor of Chicago. Imagine if that ended up fucking happening. We’d all be in a chain gang by now.

Is it crazy to say I always believed Jussie Smollett cuz why the fuck are we believing anything CPD has to say? Like they are known as one of the most corrupted police force in the nation.

So are we just skipping Fall this year???