I fucking thought Memorial Day was next weekend 😭

Annie Andrews has the best local Chicago TikTok hands down

Being mad at an event photographer cuz you don’t like your photo at an event is WILD business

I'm never gonna escape random people in Chicago mistaking me for Childish Gambino. 😩 WWWWHHYYYYY?!?! I DO NOT look like that man.

Boy I really hate an ageist 🚬, I hope you get drafted bitch.

Happy Birthday @pixelthequeen.bsky.social 💜

Drag Performers: if money wasn’t necessarily an object, what useful items would you get that you normally couldn’t before?

80° weather all week and it’s also storming all week. Oh Chicago, you are so hilarious.

I HATE facial hair but also trying out a mustache for a while

OK, seriously what is up with the lights at the state & lake red line stop?

Does anybody know anybody who wants a PS5? I’m still trying to sell mine and I’ll even give them my brand new controller. I got from me buying a PS5 Pro so they won’t have any stick drift issues.

happy easter

Super rare surge of energy to clean my entire house from top to bottom. My ADHD/Depression:

crossies make some noise 🫶🏻

I am a Derry Queen stan before I am an american

I found a group of Mega Starmie at Sakura Con and my day has been made😂

Why do I blend into this photo like a fucking ninja. I had to double check because I know I was standing right there.

Iran has bombed 3 Amazon Data Centers in the UAE and Bahrain.

I really need a set up on rideshares to let drivers know to not talk to me outside of confirming information pertaining to the ride and the ride only. Apparently giant headphones is not enough for some people.

Is this rage bait

This trans visibility day will go down in history thanks to this whole Kristi Noem husband‘s crossdressing situation

Why are y'all coming for Ty like this 😂😂😂😂

Did I buy $102 worth of Girl Scout cookies??? Absolutely. Will I eat them all?? Absolutely

Brunch SOLD OUT!!! Thank you @spjork.hausofprophets.art & @korranation.bsky.social ❤️💙💛💚

BTW I'm clearing my closet of drag Ive been hoarding (it's shit don't worry), but I'm very much looking to get some new stuff so if you're available for commission work PLEASE let me know. Ask everyone I’ve worked with, you will get you money, just be communicative and stick to the agreed deadline

I probably should get some recent photos lol

After literal years of bad luck interfering, I'm going to JAPAN!!!!!

Where are the fucking girl scouts?!?!? I ain’t seen one yet and I want them fucking cookies

Should I.….should I quit my job??

It's weird getting an inheritance from your family you haven’t talked to in 20 some odd years.

I'm sorry but Doechii is right. Cat owners fully be defending cats while fully getting their asses beat by one.

The straight people who made my brunch poster just……. Oh my God, where are the LGBTssssssss 😩 😂😂😂

i know it feels like this answer can’t get better but hearing her say it and laugh at him is just blissful

What if I said I was living for D*****d on Drag Race 🤭

Why is it when you walk around the block it's only considered 1 block when you walked 4 blocks length 🤔🤔🤔

Looking as young as I do at my big age is making dating experience wild because several times people have been like “oh I didn’t know you were into daddies”, and I’ve had to correct them and say that said person is a good 5/6 years younger than me 😂

I missed the date by a couple of days (damn you ADHD) but the 17th was my 10th year living here 🤗

We ALL know several unbearable gays… …but do those gays know they're in fact unbearable 🤔🤔🤔

Today is the day I actually find out who's dating who lol

Happy Valentine to anyone dating a Drag performer. Y'all the real ones.

Gluten-free is the Malort of bread. After consuming it, I just feel violated and immediately don’t trust a person who gave it to me ever again.

Is there someone in Chicago who has a good 3D printer who works with Drag community? If so could someone point me in their direction.

Imagine getting your ass laid OUT and dicked down consistently by the same man for eight years only for you now to realize you're gay. 🤭 Heated Rivalry is low key hilarious.

Early 2025: I can't go cuz I'm broke Current 2025: I can't go cuz I have work

Me: oh wow that’s a nice purse, it’s beautiful Her: oh thank you, it’s vintage Me: Vintage?! Really?! Do you know what year? Her: 2018 Me:

Next Spjörk’s circus is December 30th 8 PM

Everytime I plan for an international trip, something insane happens. 1st: Job implodes the week before I was gonna buy my tickets 2nd: Job fired me cuz I wouldn’t let them exploit me (also having dropping $2300+ on creature of the night) Maybe 3rd times the charm 🤞🏽😭

Can yall promote events more than 2 weeks in advance cuz I’d like to go to said events but mama needs to request that time off.

white ppl always gonna go out in the middle of a storm just to make that damn dinner reservation 😒

oh baby, this snow. good gravy