Why do I blend into this photo like a fucking ninja. I had to double check because I know I was standing right there.

Iran has bombed 3 Amazon Data Centers in the UAE and Bahrain.

I really need a set up on rideshares to let drivers know to not talk to me outside of confirming information pertaining to the ride and the ride only. Apparently giant headphones is not enough for some people.

Is this rage bait

This trans visibility day will go down in history thanks to this whole Kristi Noem husband‘s crossdressing situation

Why are y'all coming for Ty like this 😂😂😂😂

Did I buy $102 worth of Girl Scout cookies??? Absolutely. Will I eat them all?? Absolutely

Brunch SOLD OUT!!! Thank you @spjork.hausofprophets.art & @korranation.bsky.social ❤️💙💛💚

BTW I'm clearing my closet of drag Ive been hoarding (it's shit don't worry), but I'm very much looking to get some new stuff so if you're available for commission work PLEASE let me know. Ask everyone I’ve worked with, you will get you money, just be communicative and stick to the agreed deadline

I probably should get some recent photos lol

After literal years of bad luck interfering, I'm going to JAPAN!!!!!

Where are the fucking girl scouts?!?!? I ain’t seen one yet and I want them fucking cookies

Should I.….should I quit my job??

It's weird getting an inheritance from your family you haven’t talked to in 20 some odd years.

I'm sorry but Doechii is right. Cat owners fully be defending cats while fully getting their asses beat by one.

The straight people who made my brunch poster just……. Oh my God, where are the LGBTssssssss 😩 😂😂😂

i know it feels like this answer can’t get better but hearing her say it and laugh at him is just blissful

What if I said I was living for D*****d on Drag Race 🤭

Why is it when you walk around the block it's only considered 1 block when you walked 4 blocks length 🤔🤔🤔

Looking as young as I do at my big age is making dating experience wild because several times people have been like “oh I didn’t know you were into daddies”, and I’ve had to correct them and say that said person is a good 5/6 years younger than me 😂

I missed the date by a couple of days (damn you ADHD) but the 17th was my 10th year living here 🤗

We ALL know several unbearable gays… …but do those gays know they're in fact unbearable 🤔🤔🤔

Today is the day I actually find out who's dating who lol

Happy Valentine to anyone dating a Drag performer. Y'all the real ones.

Gluten-free is the Malort of bread. After consuming it, I just feel violated and immediately don’t trust a person who gave it to me ever again.

Is there someone in Chicago who has a good 3D printer who works with Drag community? If so could someone point me in their direction.

Imagine getting your ass laid OUT and dicked down consistently by the same man for eight years only for you now to realize you're gay. 🤭 Heated Rivalry is low key hilarious.

Early 2025: I can't go cuz I'm broke Current 2025: I can't go cuz I have work

Me: oh wow that’s a nice purse, it’s beautiful Her: oh thank you, it’s vintage Me: Vintage?! Really?! Do you know what year? Her: 2018 Me:

Next Spjörk’s circus is December 30th 8 PM

Everytime I plan for an international trip, something insane happens. 1st: Job implodes the week before I was gonna buy my tickets 2nd: Job fired me cuz I wouldn’t let them exploit me (also having dropping $2300+ on creature of the night) Maybe 3rd times the charm 🤞🏽😭

Can yall promote events more than 2 weeks in advance cuz I’d like to go to said events but mama needs to request that time off.

white ppl always gonna go out in the middle of a storm just to make that damn dinner reservation 😒

oh baby, this snow. good gravy

My favorite time of year is living vicariously through @tymeup.bsky.social IG stories as he takes his routine International vaction(S)

Despite me playing Oprah Winfrey green lighting as Ghislaine Maxwell for a play, just know that I always have and will forever be against sexual predators, even when your local and drag race favs threatens physical violence against me for speaking out against their sexual predator friends 😘

TAKE IT AWAAAAAAYYYYYY

@lezbianminnelli.bsky.social lol Sorry my friend thought you were another person last night 😂 good seeing you though. Glad you enjoyed the show.

So you wanna know a secret? I’ve never seen the movie or the production of wicked. Also, I’ve never done a play before until I was asked to be in Thicked so wow that was crazy that I did that.

To the cast, creators and helpers of THICKED… yea we tore that 🫳🏾🎤🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

low key if you’re in any way at all a fan of Annie Andrews in any capacity you NEED to get tickets to see THICKED… sold out completely Friday/Saturday but still tickets available for tomorrow (Sunday) at 6pm!!!

AAAAANNNDDD WE SOLD OUT TODAY TOO!!! Remember we added a 3rd day tomorrow. Come see why everyone is flocking to the show!!

That moment when someone likes a post you made and you realize you had spelling errors in it so now you have to delete it 🤦🏾‍♂️

Hey Divas we are about to sell out for tonight as well too. If you wanna see the show I highly suggest grabbing your tickets now or getting them for tomorrow's show 🤗

No cuz everyone was so fucking amazing Yur Unkle is an icon, Annie’s Glinda and her breasts just insanely talented, Eva Styles was literally Oprah, everyone was so good. I love chicago drag so much 😭

Thicked cast and crew you will always be famous. That was so fucking good

Night One of Thicked: SUCCESS!!

We added a Sunday 6pm show for Thicked!! $15 tickets!! events.humanitix.com/thicked-a-dr...

You still have a little time to grab your tickets. Friday is almost Sold out and Saturday is not to far behind. events.humanitix.com/thicked-a-dr...

I’m begging artist to please stop having concerts at the Aragon. If they’re looking for small venues not as big as the United Center, go to Salt Shed. It’s much much much much much better than Aragon.