Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

I can only assume one of the set or prop folks for High Potential is from DFW with an FC Dallas (!!), Stars, and Cowboys pennants in the latest episode.

So looks like I'll listen to Richard Evans' book on 2x to finish it in time at the rate things are going.

ah, well

Have never stopped thinking about this TikTok, but especially thinking about it right now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

im not even mad, im impressed

You know what’s really stupid? Enabling crossfade on Apple Music requires you to go into the Settings app, then find Apple Music and then enable it from there. Absolute madness to not let me set it directly in the app.

I don't remember seeing any calls for violent retribution after a Minnesota state senator was assassinated, and it would have been nice not to see any today.

Love the slight crisp cool air in the mornings now when I open the window for our cat. Looking forward to having proper seasons now that we're back in Chicago.

"I don’t understand why people are so beaten down to the point where, if they believe in this democracy, they’re not willing to risk it all. They didn’t kill me. They didn’t kill Chelsea Manning. And even the person who is most in danger, Edward Snowden, survives in Russia."

Excellent demonstration of how cartography is political. Even if data were objective (lol it isn't), the way we put it together is deeply subjective and guides the reader to specific conclusions. When you look at a map, ask yourself what the message is. Could the map be made another way?

Damn it's great to be back in Chicago again

It appears that because the message of “why in FCD’s stadium all you see on TV are seats covered w/ tarps” has not been effectively communicated, & someone- the club? a fan? - created a new URL that redirects to the project’s site 😆 WhyTheTarps.com

@mlsist.bsky.social is this American soccer heritage?

Having just moved back, I look forward to all the Pope Ope paraphernalia that’ll soon pop up in Chicago

Finally got to see Jack White in concert

This is the stupidest timeline

@mattdoyle.bsky.social Any suggestions on what could be done to get an official @MLS account active over here? Any particular accounts/emails that people could make the request to?

New: we've obtained a leaked list of the more than 200 sites, services, apps an ICE surveillance contractor monitors. Bluesky, OnlyFans, many more. Used to track targets. Highly relevant with the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil by ICE. We've published the full list here: www.404media.co/the-200-site...

The more you know. #JointSession

Uh with the whole UK/Apple thing going on, I find it odd this is the first time I can recall seeing this message.

Billionaires have more class solidarity than we do.

@peet2.bsky.social No idea if it's on your radar, but check out Paradise (Hulu). S1 isn't done yet and I think 3 total are planned. I would just look at the brief description on IMDB (go in blind as possible) and see if episode 1 grabs you.

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

Bundesliga fans who follow might want to know that St. Pauli now has an official English language feed on Bluesky. Follow the Kiezkicker at @en.fcstpauli.com

@fcdallas.bsky.social Where'd you go? :(

I'm glad I don't have children because I don't know the lies you have to tell them tonight.

Welp, that's my second earthquake in the greater Richmond area

Pulitzer Prize-winning Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes announces she's quit the paper because her editors wouldn't print a cartoon going after Big Tech and media oligarchs paying tribute to to Trump A new low in mainstream media's post-Trump meltdown anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke

I'm worried about another Jack Ruby

More like Fucko pop, amiright?!

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Really I’m just waiting for the enshittification here

🚂Pepi

The real indicator of my preferred social media site, where the #USMNT comments flow.

@tombogert.bsky.social y'all bringing SoccerwiseHQ over here?

Nothing like watching oligarchs/billionaires kiss the ring

I’ve come to the conclusion that we need “fire lane no parking” areas near the gates to board a flight.

I’m curious if companies invoiced Crowdstrike the costs for the amount of labor it took to undo their fuckup, what the total would be.

WTF, I was under the impression AT&T notified people (and requested a delay of the news) about their compromise and I get an email today about it?! A bit fucking late you clowns.

Got asked by my ISP to setup two security related questions. Used my password manager's random word combo for the answers and briefly tried to explain I wasn't a complete nutter (and that my dog isn't named Correct Horse Battery Staple*) *Obviously not the answer I gave, it's 'Buddy' of course.

feel like we don’t talk enough about some of the lost skills with some of the newer computer technology. That’s right, I’m talking about the old ribbon cables in your computer and the origami skills to get them to go where you wanted.

cue the onion article. yep, that one.