projecting strength by getting chased out of town by a guy on a single crutch

There is nothing coming to save you in creative writing. Why wouldn't you give into your worst instincts

I’m the fragment underneath

Guess that’s it then

The Backroom Deal Of An Obedient S********l Shoplifter

Thanks to Joni Ernst for the spring in my step, such incredible insight

Tom Cruise couldn’t make The Rehearsal but Nathan Fielder could make Mission Impossible

Kings are burning somewhere

SOMEONE READS A LIST FROM A BOX, SOMEONE TALKS OF LAWS

Shoeboxes are useful

“He missed the Poison concert because he was masturbating, and he loved Poison.”

Norm

My summer readinge recommendacioun for the Chicago Sun-Tymes ys the newe *Mad Max: Fury Road* novelization by Virginia Woolf

honestly hilarious

I thought that the Salvation Army was the “Starvation Army” and that they won battles by starving their enemies

We’ll see what happens when he stops being polite and continues to be a corrupted toilet

Stop calling A.I. slop “art” and real human-created works “content”

Stop using AI. We're all going to fucking die and if you want to leave anything behind you better start screaming in your own words

Take a bat to every damn server

Thinking of her

A powerful “just give up” moment

I make the same promise on my OnlyFans page

“They basically gave me a blank check as long as I don’t go over budget.”

Ugly tacky malevolent ridiculous piece of shit. Also the plane

Is it great yet

When you buy a movie it’s like yeah bitch I own you. You are my story forever

I will run towards the slicksheened shine of an ice cube engaging in a gleeful symbiosis with the fizzhappy contents of a large Baja Blast

If you click a Valnet link and read long enough to get to the point (three paragraphs) then Valnet has what it wants from you. Also… www.thewrap.com/valnet-emplo...

Tell me more #mothersday #wokandroll2

Our guidelines come out of my ass

They have a million times more bravery than every single coward in the bastard administration that caused this. Service and sacrifice met with demonstrative spite.

el needle drop de "Wake me up inside" de Evanescence en The Rehearsal 🚬🚬🚬

Evanescence

"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.

Vietnamese artist Diem Chau sculpts incredibly detailed figures on the top of Crayola crayons #WomensArt

I hereby demand that Sweden give me a job. They have 28 hours to comply

I’m wondering if The Rehearsal has caused a new spike in Evanescence downloads

Happiest birthday to @abegoldfarb.bsky.social a truly remarkable person, someone I am so grateful to have randomly met 20 plus years ago, a great artist, a good man. Thank you for being you.

All downside and no upside to the moronic ChatGPT, you can get more details in “Alan Carr’s Easy Way To Quit AI” which is not a real book but maybe should be

NEW: The rate of sepsis in Houston surged 63% after Texas banned abortion. In the Dallas-Fort Worth area, where hospital leaders empowered doctors to intervene before patients’ conditions worsened, it rose just 29%.

“The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil. When truth leaves us, when we let it slip away, when it is ripped from our hands, we become vulnerable to the appetite of whatever monster screams the loudest.”

May the 4th be with you. Donald Trump is a traitor, a coward, and a failed reality show host. He wants everyone (everyone) to be just as miserable as he is. “Oppression is the mask of fear.” Many Boats.

What’s up doc