hearing a lot of good things about Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie, even though Nirvana the Band the Show the Book has long been considered unfilmable, which is not to be confused with the upcoming Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie the Novelization

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, checking their agents too

incredible. somehow Being Stupid grows more powerful every day

I’m turning my Theory of Being Stupid into an educational series called Being Stupid University that teaches you how to use the Power of Being Stupid to achieve your goals & conquer your dreams. it’s 100% a scam, but that only makes it an even Stupider decision to join, which increases its value 5x

Ezra Klein: Elon Musk Is Being Stupid The Right Way

at Being Stupid Industries, we believe that the true power of Ai is that it brings the functional cost of Being Stupid down to zero, as long as you (correctly) factor out the massive costs, and since Being Stupid is the most powerful force in the universe (proven) we will be in a unique position to

I keep saying that Being Stupid is the only path to success nowadays and people keep telling me that’s wrong and that Being Stupid is bad, but then my Theory Of Being Stupid gets proven correct over and over again. I personally think that Being Stupid should NOT be rewarded

thought these were cute, might post later

I think it’s a real problem that all of our prominent idiots have figured out there’s no functional difference between Being Stupid and Doing Business

we’re reaching levels of Being Stupid nobody ever thought possible, a truly heroic dose

-penis injections -penis injection olympics -penis injections olympic games -penis news olympics

Fascism? Happening here? It's more likely than you think

tired: ICE detention facilities inspired: ICE detention facilities

Elon Musk has died (masterbation mishap)

with the merger of these two companies we are finally pushing the boundaries of Being Stupid to the edge of Space itself

the thing most important to me is Free Speech. it is vital in the fight to save Western Civilization from wokeness & communism, and it is the most useful tool we have to maintain our Liberty. that's why my Free Speech social media of choice is a military contractor owned by the world's richest man

we asked football players for their reaction to the discourse around conservatives having an opinion about a controversy that’s based on nothing and hasn’t even been articulated in any coherent way

like a boss (derogatory)

incredible things happening down at the Being Stupid factory

it doesn’t specifically say “yacht” so not sure if it applies to me

mid forties is top tier. you permanently feel 38, you can always play the “but I’m in my forties” wisdom card, and anytime you want to get out of doing something you can claim to be “practically fifty”

one of the most humiliating things you could possibly say about doing job someone hired you to do

if it doesn’t have an rss feed, it isn’t a podcast

Kash Patel Confirms Totally Sweet Pair of Nunchucks Now In Custody

all my wonderful friends who definitely respect me keep giving me their extra prizes, but only because I deserve them for being so great, and not because they feel sorry for me because I’m a loser. which I’m not

if not you will have the worst ice cream headache of your life

John Carpenter’s Knight Rider would fix me

fascist Mike Johnson defends secret fascist police force: “they’re doing fascism the Right Way”

get in losers, we finally made drinking booze uncool

it's not fair that when Gestapo Guy and all his friends told me we had to make Gestapo Guy president for life to save the country they didn't tell me that he was going to do a Gestapo. you shouldn't be allowed to do that to somebody whose job is Being Stupid

it used to be that the only benefit of Being Stupid was you didn't have to care about what was going on in the world because you were too busy Being Stupid to understand anything, but now Being Stupid is the only surefire path to runaway success

Nuremberg 2 guest list just dropped

logging on

never not impressed when I look at John Hughes’ writing credits from 82-90, maybe the most incredible Heater in Hollywood history. dude wrote 17 movies in 9 years!! any 5 of these would be a hall of fame career by themselves. scoreboard

just because I voted three times for the Permanent Violent Chaos candidate doesn't mean I approve of him sending an army of masked, secret police to kidnap and murder my neighbors, unless of course any of the following six smells are coming from their house:

gearing up to watch Hard Ticket To Hawaii later

looks like the lamest fantasy football draft of all time just found out that Priest Holmes has been retired for 18 years and now they’re scrambling for a third-round pick

my special skill is never being afraid to be the first person to eat food at a party

I think the best place to keep this prize is a large building, maybe even one named after myself. because a lot of people will want to come and see it, not because I’m a loser or that I feel like a loser

my wife is doing everything in her power to talk me out of writing a post about a Hallmark Xmas movie I just made up called Chugging Christmas about a small town buttchuggist (provides buttchugging services) who gets hired to work a family Xmas party and falls in love. she has a point but

PRODUCER 1: Brilliant!! PRODUCER 2: What a concept!! Die Hard in New York City!! We can’t miss! P1: Except… P2: I think I know where you’re going with this… P1: What if we set the climax at a truckstop in the middle of nowhere, just over the Canadian border?? P2: (nodding) I’ll call our guy.

giving myself a prize for never being a loser, and more importantly, never feeling like a loser

1. Defcon 5 2. Defcon 1 3. Defcon 3 4. Defcon 2 5. Defcon 4 Honorable mention: any other Defcons if it goes higher than 5

people ask me all the time what the gruntiest movie I’ve ever seen is, and it’s obviously No Holds Barred

it shouldn’t be Unlucky, it should be Badlucky

1. the beach 2. the gas station parking that the beach surrounds 3. the panhandle (literally nobody knows what hell is going on over there)