it can't be overstated how much these guys are obsessed with sperm

THEY WANT US TO BREED SO ECONOMIC GROWTH CONTINUES

Happy to report that this post recently won a contest and is now the official motto of the state of Florida!

In the future, every home will have a data center, easily managed with a monitor, keyboard, and mouse. One day, we will even carry tiny, touch-controlled data centers in our pockets

ok but when I talk about raising a $100m seed I get asked to leave the school board meeting

(Walter Sobchak voice) They’re trying to kill our poor president

Space Pipes are a vital technology in our multi-planetary future, so I wrote about Space Pipes LLC, the inventor of Space Pipes, which is the #1 start-up in the Space-Pipes-innovation space.

Fellas what’s your favorite recipe for cooking spirits?

not kidding really when I say that admitting under oath that you believe any of this should be grounds for involuntary commitment

I owned and operated a small business for nearly a decade, and I believe that this document will be our greatest legacy:

I’m pretty sure cursive handwriting only existed in the first place because of the way pens worked in the olden days and became obsolete after ball points were invented, so this is sort of like forcing elementary school kids to use Courier font in their Word docs because that’s what typewriters had

Joe Rogan Experience Now Law Of The Land

my people have informed me that the NHL playoffs have begun and that they are the “best tournament in sports.” currently looking for new people

this is what I’m calling my podcast about the Yellowstone spin-offs

Just when it seems that Being Stupid™ has been pushed to its absolute limits and can’t possibly go any further, government policy is now being changed when Joe Rogan “sends information” to the president. An incredible moment for Rogan and the rest of the Being Stupid™ community

I love that it’s our responsibility to make the World’s Most Powerful Technology work right

this definitely sounds a lot cooler than saying “he’s a conman who conned me”

“Okay I love the idea, but what if I do two thumbs-up so people know that I’m the star of the show”

our new Destroy Everything Machine is nearly complete, which is great news because we’ve never had a technology so powerful & transformative. The bad news is that it will destroy everything, but that’s inevitable because the only way to prevent it is to stop feeding the Machine money, so

the only Olympic gymnastics that matter

There should be a political party that aligns perfectly with my incoherent and uninformed belief system, and the reason there’s not is everybody else is brainwashed into making decisions based on the choices they're given

there’s never been anyone less likely to die of natural causes than Pete Hegseth

I Used A Drip Coffee Maker To Make Soup. Here’s Why That Means Drip Coffee Makers Will Replace Every Household Appliance:

we’ve advanced from “how to I get coffee” to “how do I get tacos.” Ai technology is changing the world

she’s a ten but she loves clogging and is totally into Satan, which makes her a twenty

he is Rison

No relation

good, bad, or indifferent, this is truly the golden age of “we don’t do that anymore”

just another day on BlueSky: The Everything is Difficult App

it takes the wisdom of a 19-year-old cofounder to understand that the only way to revive Nostalgia For Americana is with a new country music bar. the kids are alright

nobody wants to work for their inheritance anymore

nothing but respect for the wonderful people of Minnesota, but this is not okay

Ai is a transformative technology that will disrupt industries, explode productivity, and unleash true human potential by freeing us from the burden of scheduling date-night trapeze classes

trenchless parking garages

I actually think there’s at least a 70% chance that this happened to Jd vance

perfect example. "ufo's are actually demons" isn't Being Stupid™, it's being a dumbass, a subtle difference which someone as unskilled and juiceless as Jd vance will never be able to understand. one of the worst to ever do it

you’re allowed to say that Facebook is a website for perverts because otherwise Mark Zuckerberg has to prove in court that Facebook is Not a website for perverts, which he definitely can’t since Facebook is a website for perverts

I voted for the Permanent Violent Chaos candidate because he told me that all the violent chaos that happened the last time he was president was somebody else’s fault, and the only way to keep more violent chaos from happening was to vote for him, the Permanent Violent Chaos candidate, again

a loser country. for losers

cursive handwriting should not only be kept out of our schools, it should be illegal and completely banned. we don’t need two alphabets for one alphabet. Governor Shapiro needs to take my class and learn about Being Stupid™ the right way

haha just kidding, I’m just a regular guy with normal everyday opinions, posting online. also been hearing the new Mandalorian movie is “dope”

walkin into the Cumming Parade like

sports leagues are just advertising platforms with matching outfits

somebody should ask president fuckface to name 3 facts about Christopher Columbus without using the words "discover" or "america"

when government efficiency is your passion

I voted for the War Is Easy And Fun And Good Actually candidate because I thought he’d push the “Economy: Good” button in the White House, not because he’d start another war, which he said he wouldn’t do even though it is easy and fun and good actually

I'm just glad that somebody is finally solving the "how do I get coffee" problem

The Lost Boys (1987)

no tax on tips!!

sorry but, “Popinjay Cavalier” is what grandma says when she’s talking about Smokin’ Jay Cutler