If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

"By the end, Cuomo had no platform or political vision to offer New York City's voters. All he had was a request: Use the ballot box as a place to register and honor your racial animus." from @toley.bsky.social [🎁]

the pause was so silly like Gorsuch really went

Well I’ll be damned. This confirms the only folks who use Nextdoor are NIMBYS.

When I think this day cannot get many better, I remember Dick Cheney died today 💙💙💙

Sausalito NIMBYs are the worst type of NIMBYs. Every time I download Nextdoor I am reminded why I can’t stand the app.

Democrat capitalists are the new fiscally conservative but socially liberal people.

California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50. California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections. Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.

A Rockefeller agreeing with Bloomberg about Andrew Cuomo? Color me shocked…not! #bloodmoney #oligarchs #ogrobberbarons #railroadmoney #hohasntworkedadayinherlifebffr

Rewatch the last episode of the residence on Netflix. It is so much more relevant today with the destruction of the White House.

Ok Daniel Lurie. Time to step the fuck up.

The outage impacted online learning platform Canvas, which is used by half of college students across the US, leaving many unable to access course materials or contact professors.

Perú is about to impeach their corrupt president.

That's called a prolapsed pocket.

Taylor Swift: most people’s wishlist is their grocery list.

That 35 year-old woman is still referencing high school in her songs. Janelle Monae gave us the “Age of Pleasure” at 36, Beyoncé gave us “Lemonade” at 34, Madonna gave us “Erotica” at 35, Adele gave us “30” at 33. #thelifeofashowgirl

48hills.org/2025/09/luri... #nancytung

San Francisco new nepo mayor just invited the ultra conservative Christian cult-like organization Salvation Army to deal with people suffering from drug addiction. #daniellurie #bffr www.sf.gov/news-mayor-l... www.salvationarmyusa.org/spiritual-he....

I hope Martha Stewart is having the best day.

i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant

a new mRNA therapy apparently can cut the rate of Huntington's disease progression by ~75%. yet more miracle shit www.bbc.com/news/article...

Remember this idiotic stunt? The first shithead that thought it would be great to “own the libs” www.cnbc.com/2019/03/26/a...

Did they… millennial-grayed the #Lavercup court?

A tyrant’s biggest fear is being laughed at. Use this information accordingly

Boycott #miebo they advertise on #Hulu

I think we’ve started to answer the question about what we have to lose

How are the actual employed people getting all of this pto? #LoveIslandGames

This is insane.

Love seeing nazis coming out of the woodworks.

Ariana Grande is the only Glinda I recognize.

Lo de que se censure a la gente expresando sus sentimientos acerca de la muerte de un fascista es más o menos la misma situación que cuando muere el abuelo/tío/pariente lejano que era "demasiado cariñoso" con les niñes, las victimas se alegran y sus familiares les dicen que (+)

The alleged Charlie Kirk shooter proudly wearing his Trump costume for Halloween in 2017

White on white crime is out of control!

Proud of having taken 47 dollars from the sierra club without having made them any money those 2 days that I worked as their panhandler back in college.

I voted for a country where Charlie Kirk’s kids don’t grow up without a father. Unfortunately, he was fighting for the opposite.

And this is how I learned Jenny fletcher is MAHA/MAGA. (But zero about the children in Colorado today)

Enough of this hideous Kirk guy, 13-old children were murdered in Orange County just now, there was a mass shooting in Denver high school earlier today. We are NOT OK!

White on white crime needs to stop!

Kirk out.

A year from now, some blissfully ignorant new HHS employee is going to ask ChatGPT to summarize the all the MSDS sheets of a drug manufacturing process and we'll get to relearn why compounding pharmacies needed to be heavily regulated by seasoned and careful experts.

Crossing guards get DOGE‘d by San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie

The thing is, JD Vans doesn’t understand nobody like him.

Oh man, it sounds like you're upset that someone else might be telling you what to do with your body.

The thing about the classic Cracker Barrel logo is that it is redundant.

People in their right minds have no issue with background checks.

I want someone to crack this mystery.

Fucking DOGE scam.

#paddingtonfrompeeu Made it to England!!!!!! The chokehold this story has had on me for the past 3-4 months… I have no nails left to chew off 🐶❤️

20th and Valencia, San Francisco today. Not homeless, just your average white man exhibiting fatherless behavior, literally peeing on the street, not even on a corner or the tree. There were tons of cafes and restaurants around, and Dolores park is 2 blocks away.