Hey, it’s the bio song

That was fun

Absolutely mental (complimentary) The pool table looks sentient, I’m sure it’s related to The Luggage

Listen, I hate the inevitability of City too, but a Premier League season where Arsenal bottle it and Spurs get relegated too would genuinely be the funniest thing to happen since Eric Cantona drop kicked a racist

Vaccines are humanity’s greatest scientific achievement.

What’s the goalie daein, Pep

That Arsenal tracky top 😮‍💨

Delighted by this episode of Star Trek TNG where the away team is trapped in an alien hotel but it just looks like they don’t know how to use revolving doors

It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon, I may no longer be 21 but this still gives me a rush

Ootside

That doesn’t seem very Christian

This is Music has come on and is doing nothing to change my opinion that Ashcroft would be nothing without Nick McCabe. There’s a reason his solo stuff is boring shite

The Strokes ended their Coachella set with the song "Oblivius", highlighting US involvement in the overthrow/deaths of Patrice Lumumba, Omar Torrijos, Mohammad Mosaddegh, Juan José Torres, Martin Luther King Jr, Jacobo Árbenz, Salvador Allende, Jaime Roldós, and destruction in Gaza and Iran.

8 years ago, I told a story which changed my life forever. Shortly after, an old pal from college asked if he could turn it into a film. So I am DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE that 'Me, Myself & Mary' is not only finished, but has been chosen to lead the Tribeca Festival's animated shorts roster this year.

Bairns & Pars, plenty of scenes that no one wants to see please

Nigel speaks for me youtu.be/NH6YiXL1IYc?...

I think you’ll find it’s Neil Kulkarni’s Coventry City

“Turned out shite again!” youtu.be/XYks29_oxUA?...

Saw Crash Test Dummies at the first T in the Park, the might even have been first on, that’s how keen I was. Dull as fuck #TOTP

Big Tory nyaff #TOTP

A late plot twist with my mum is her love for Boy George. And yes, she knows. Anyway, it’s their best one #TOTP

He has a picture in his attic #TOTP

I've just read on reddit that someone chucked bird seed at this guy's feet so he got swarmed by pigeons

Going to be late, got Somebody Else’s Guy playing, I’m not cutting that short for Martine McCutcheon #TOTP

In the office but internally…

I’m totally wired Can’t you see

If the BBC is really wanting to save money it should shut down its news operation. It’s been a disgrace for years.

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

JFT 97

A reminder that’s it’s their best one

Couldn’t happen to a nicer tied-for-5th loser

A good day of the Sport

Smell yer maw, Orban

My favourite photo of the Young Team is outside Salford Lads Club and I will not allow that bawbag to ruin it

What the fuck are Man City wearing?

Wout Van Aert everyone!

Away and take your face for a shite you right wing lickspittle cunt

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Ah, what a career, what a life www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

DnD (evil) & Number 73 (silly)

Mixed Martial Arts! Mixing kung fu, homoerotic wrestling, bloodlust & merchandising!!

As I was saying

Fuck. SAKE

Speaking of potholes, noticed a new whopper on Scotland St yesterday. You can see the cobbles, looks liked something Pog and the lads will be bouncing over tomorrow.

While I’m getting bolshy about driving in Glasgow, what if we added SUVs to the LEZ? There is literally no practical purpose to them and city centres aren’t designed for them (and nor should they be).