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I really wish I could DoorDash food from my kitchen to my bedroom.

Me just learning Reading Rainbow 🌈 being cancelled is a direct result of No Child Left Behind

COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH!!!!!

My uncle got a hold of Temu now his house looks like the ‘As Seen On TV’ aisle 🤦🏽‍♀️😆

BlackSky is a non-stop drama series and I always come in the at commercial break after the big plot reveal.

Today I cried because I’m mad at my man and don’t want him to touch me but I’m sick and need to cuddle to get sleep. And he just went with it. Fkin women man. 🥹😂😂

Somebody change their name to “Girth, Wind, and Fire”

I will fight my entire family, their pets, and all of their friends for a taste of this man 🥵

Y’all talk about coming back from girls night but what about them coming from out with the boys? Cuz I got 2 verses of “please touch my penis” last night and I have thoughts.

Somebody needs to put their beauty supply store on instacart!!

Missing 4 hours on Bluesky is the equivalent of 4 business days in the real world.

Everyone wants to be the little spoon. Put your titties on his back tonight.

If you use any other setting on that vibrator besides The One©️ I’m just gonna assume you’re a psycho.

Istg Netflix better NOT NEVER take Homecoming down. It’s my comfort show 😌

Whooo tf is at Popeyes at 10 in the morning??!

You can't tell me nothing I don't already feel from you. Are ppl really out here not picking up energy or just willfully ignoring it??

@nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com @cnn.com are you going to write about the president of the United States posting a clip of himself literally dumping shit on Americans, or is it nbd?

Why is the side effect to every medication stuffy nose, hives, suicidal thoughts, and/or death

See now she said let’s go shopping @ 5:30. I called at 5:30. If I sit here and get high and don’t feel like going am I the bad person??

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

The amount of AI on FB is both annoying & scary.

Just talked myself out of a lil midnight sammich and idk if it was discipline or laziness. I’m calling it a W 🤷🏽‍♀️

Shit. Damn. Motherf*cker. RIP

You wanna bond? Tell me about a time you were dead wrong and what you did about it.

If you’re the hero/victim in all of your stories please stay away from me.

BLACK AMERICANS MUST GATEKEEP CULTURE NON BLACK AMERICANS ONLY DESTROY THE BEAUTY OF OUR ESSENCE

Yea… I’m calling out. Fk Mondays, corporations, and that colonizing mf.

The things I would do for French style cheesecake and apple pie ain’t right.

Whenever I mistakenly pick up the chewy Chips Ahoy I want to punt a puppy.

Weed. Beer. Sudoku. I’m so boring but I’m content 😌

Sean “Diddy” Combs was sentenced on Friday to more than four years in prison for prostitution-related offenses in a case that drew global attention. Here’s what to know about the hearing. nyti.ms/4nDoyO2

I wore a bodysuit AND a pullover hoodie today. Now I have to pee. My outfit is an escape room.

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Eating the tiny pieces of the food bc you don’t feel like digging it out of the sink later <<<<

I.. I just need this on my SL. Excuse me 🥵

Also hi 🙋🏽‍♀️

Sir... How did you master it when you don't eem know the right word for it?

for my Black Naturist and Black Nudist Pages

Youre not yourself when you’re not high 😭

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Glo has been doing so so good. Just 😚👌🏾

One of my favorite things to do is call my uncle and mention Marvel, Eagles, or the Sixers and let him rant 🤣🤣

I done met an ‘Omar’ and I’m pretty sure he’s going to ruin my life. That name sound toxic af.

Homecoming. Kicked off ALLATHIS

7/11, Feeling Myself, anything from Black is King

Let me see you at 21. A problem 😩

Capitalism is just refined colonialism.